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Biggest Ektardism of all time...
puppylove_sugarsteel
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...The dumbfuck said last week that very few guys from the '09 team could start on Sark's '13 version. Can't believe that idiot would lay his vagina out for a pounding like that...still shaking my head. Can somebody please disorient that dipshit and drop him on hilltop with a "white power" A-board over his pea-brain?
As most of you guys know, even you recent doogman tranfers, I've been adamant for 3 years that Sark's '09 team was his best. I got banned, labeled a nega-dawg (oh, I'm cunt-hurt) and revoked from posting just because I stuck by my position.
They wouldn't allow me on the air to argue with Scott, so like the message boards, everything is censored. That ball-licking Eklund said "Daniel Teo-Nesheim wouldn't have started under Tosh's system of long athletes "(that's what this buttfucker Ektard said) I wanted to reach through my phone and bang his marble brained head onto the nearest table. Can you believe this fucktardo?
QB---Jake over KP ANY FUCKING day of the week. Imagine if KP had Jake's legs after everybody and their mother pressed up field last year every play? KP did what was safe (throw it out-of-bounds) instead of Locker and his 220lbs taking off UPFIELD at a 4.4 clip, moving chains and scoring TDs
TE'---Advantage '13 but doesnt matter, Sark just uses them as a slot receiver. Middleton was there so its a push. Both Middleton and ASJ had similar expectations as freshmen, and KM played well as a pass catcher but not ASJ at all.
{OL---I'd take the ENTIRE '09 offensive line sans Drew Schaffer at LT as a fresman. Habben, Ossai. played it bla bla. Riva or Big-Ben Riva is the real deal. I might throw Dex Charles in there and Panda. That's it. So Eklund proved his retardness here. Kelemete (soph ), Habben (,Jr) Tolar (Jr), Ossai (senior) If fuctardo doesn't think any of these guys couldn't start for the "13 Squad he proves what a dipstick he is!
WR---Sark's '13 squad could only sniff the jocks of Kearse, Aguilar and JJ. NOT EVEN CLOSE, WE ALL SAW IT LAST YEAR!! EKTARD is wrong and not even close as usual
TB/RB/FB---Push!!!!! I'd take Polk though because Sark actually pounded him in there. See ND and USC. And Paul Homer was a stud
So offensively I'd take almost everybody at every position (Ty's players. Now lets move to the defense kids.
DL---Darion Jones, Meda, Teo-Nesheim, Cameron Elisara. According to Ektardo Teo-Nesheim wouldn't fit in Tosh's system. Can we just call Eklund what he is after that comment. Forget that DTN is the career husky sacks leader, he's not "long" enough. Eklund is grasping at straws everytime he opens his semen-filled mouth.
LB---yep Eklund, Butler, Foster and Dennison were scrubs. Last time I checked Eklund, you ignant slutard, All three are in the NFL. Ahh no, they could play on Sarks '13 team. Do some homework Eklund before you pop off. Obviously somebody pounded you so hard up your asshole that it knocked the sense out of you. Fucking idiot.
NOTHING Eklund says comes to fruition, makes sense or ever proves accurate. Jesus Eklund, you wouldn't take Kearse, Aguilar and JJ right now? Locker? I'm done wasting my time exposing you for what you are: A pure dipshit that's in over his head. You, like the rest of the dawgman crew, are just a collection of dorks who hide behind dawgman's web.
Dawgman is a fucking band dork who knows ZIP about football. Get out of the biz, put on your LOWES vest and wait for your marching orders from Damone. He's prolly the manager of the plumming depth. by now":-)
As most of you guys know, even you recent doogman tranfers, I've been adamant for 3 years that Sark's '09 team was his best. I got banned, labeled a nega-dawg (oh, I'm cunt-hurt) and revoked from posting just because I stuck by my position.
They wouldn't allow me on the air to argue with Scott, so like the message boards, everything is censored. That ball-licking Eklund said "Daniel Teo-Nesheim wouldn't have started under Tosh's system of long athletes "(that's what this buttfucker Ektard said) I wanted to reach through my phone and bang his marble brained head onto the nearest table. Can you believe this fucktardo?
QB---Jake over KP ANY FUCKING day of the week. Imagine if KP had Jake's legs after everybody and their mother pressed up field last year every play? KP did what was safe (throw it out-of-bounds) instead of Locker and his 220lbs taking off UPFIELD at a 4.4 clip, moving chains and scoring TDs
TE'---Advantage '13 but doesnt matter, Sark just uses them as a slot receiver. Middleton was there so its a push. Both Middleton and ASJ had similar expectations as freshmen, and KM played well as a pass catcher but not ASJ at all.
{OL---I'd take the ENTIRE '09 offensive line sans Drew Schaffer at LT as a fresman. Habben, Ossai. played it bla bla. Riva or Big-Ben Riva is the real deal. I might throw Dex Charles in there and Panda. That's it. So Eklund proved his retardness here. Kelemete (soph ), Habben (,Jr) Tolar (Jr), Ossai (senior) If fuctardo doesn't think any of these guys couldn't start for the "13 Squad he proves what a dipstick he is!
WR---Sark's '13 squad could only sniff the jocks of Kearse, Aguilar and JJ. NOT EVEN CLOSE, WE ALL SAW IT LAST YEAR!! EKTARD is wrong and not even close as usual
TB/RB/FB---Push!!!!! I'd take Polk though because Sark actually pounded him in there. See ND and USC. And Paul Homer was a stud
So offensively I'd take almost everybody at every position (Ty's players. Now lets move to the defense kids.
DL---Darion Jones, Meda, Teo-Nesheim, Cameron Elisara. According to Ektardo Teo-Nesheim wouldn't fit in Tosh's system. Can we just call Eklund what he is after that comment. Forget that DTN is the career husky sacks leader, he's not "long" enough. Eklund is grasping at straws everytime he opens his semen-filled mouth.
LB---yep Eklund, Butler, Foster and Dennison were scrubs. Last time I checked Eklund, you ignant slutard, All three are in the NFL. Ahh no, they could play on Sarks '13 team. Do some homework Eklund before you pop off. Obviously somebody pounded you so hard up your asshole that it knocked the sense out of you. Fucking idiot.
NOTHING Eklund says comes to fruition, makes sense or ever proves accurate. Jesus Eklund, you wouldn't take Kearse, Aguilar and JJ right now? Locker? I'm done wasting my time exposing you for what you are: A pure dipshit that's in over his head. You, like the rest of the dawgman crew, are just a collection of dorks who hide behind dawgman's web.
Dawgman is a fucking band dork who knows ZIP about football. Get out of the biz, put on your LOWES vest and wait for your marching orders from Damone. He's prolly the manager of the plumming depth. by now":-)
Comments
QB - I'd take Jake, but both of them are good players.
RB - I'd take Polk, but both of them are All Pac-12 caliber.
WR - This is a push to me. I like our talent now a lot better, though.
TE - Not even close, ASJ is way better than what we had in '09, though Middleton was very capable as well.
OL - They both suck, but we are a little better now because Ben Ossai was a turd in a helmet.
DL - About the same; One good player on each -- T'eo-Nesheim then and Shelton now.
LB - Amazingly similar--three All Pac-12 caliber players.
DB - We are better now, but not by that much.
P/K - We were better then.
KOR/PR - We were better then.
#firesark
Then I stopped reading.
Nathan Dean has more upside then Garnett and banner combined.
We've got a rematch of the Maaco Bowl in six days and the new Husky Stadium opening! Let's focus on that.
There were definitely people who would start on this team. Nate Williams, foster, butler, teo, kearse, and Polk I would say for sure.
Price is better than locker.
I would take Polk over sankey but hard to be much better at that position.
Offensive line is a push to me but we will see if the panda stays healthy. I like to call him that.
Tight end is better now.
Wide outs were better then.
Defensive line. I would say edge now though both had their issues. Shirley gets a Fairly consistent pass rush and shelton is above average. Hudson is ok as an end. That 09 team had teo but he was a non factor because he was constantly double teamed mad nobody else could beat 1 on 1 match ups.
Linebackers are both good but edge to then.
Secondary is better now. Though rebuilding the loss of two major contributors. Truant wasn't coming here until the new staff was on him and he started in 09 with Adam long.
And therein lies the problem. After 5 years we're no better.
But your initial premise is 100% accurate - scott eklund has the IQ of Forrest Gump, minus the character.
Not to mention QBs never looked his way with his great cover skills.