Half Brains Bed and Breakfast
Basement suites are the priciest. A fresh, clean pair of sweatpants are left out for you. Van Halen posters on the walls and every TV equipped with Call of Duty, Cheetos and Mountain Dew.
The "mom" of the B&B will make sure you never run out of lotions and just say the word and she'll serve a glass of milk and cook you up a grilled cheese sandwich, with the crusts cut off just the way you like it.
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Anything for money grab for HCH... It's sad how far Derek Johnson has fallen.
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Will there be Doritos Cool Ranch? If not, you are missing a great business opportunity.
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For some of us older HHBs, Call of Duty moves to fast for me. I'd like to have Asteroids or something like that.
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Sounds like someone wants the 5-star suite.MikeDamone said:For some of us older HHBs, Call of Duty moves to fast for me. I'd like to have Asteroids or something like that.
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Lotions and other sundries delivered graciously to your private quarters.
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Does anyone get let in or do you show up at the door and have to LEAVE!!?
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I imagine it's similar to Hotel California, "you can check out anytime you like, but you can't ever leave"SpoonieLuv said:Does anyone get let in or do you show up at the door and have to LEAVE!!?
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Conveniently located walking distance from the 7-11 on Aurora
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If nuru massages aren't available by a gaggle of young, hot Asian women in their mid-20's at the Half Brains Bed & Breakfast, I'm going to burn the motherfucker down.
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CheersWestDawg said:
If nuru massages aren't available by a gaggle of young, hot Asian women in their mid-20's at the Half Brains Bed & Breakfast, I'm going to burn the motherfucker down.
Yes. It will be located in Ponders
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HH Mom ^^^ -
STAR RANKINGS DON'T MATTER!!!!!CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Sounds like someone wants the 5-star suite.MikeDamone said:For some of us older HHBs, Call of Duty moves to fast for me. I'd like to have Asteroids or something like that.
I would also like to have whiskey.
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^^Stan Empterman was a 2- star lunch pail kid.
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Room #5, aka the Stan Empterman Suite.
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Shouldn't it be room #2?DerekJohnson said:Room #5, aka the Stan Empterman Suite.
I'd like to place a reservation for room #7, aka the Sven Thorsen suite.
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Porn. There must be porn.
http://youtu.be/vlmGknvr_Pg
This is what I think the HHB B&B would be like, if it were more English -
One of my favorite episodes of Monty Python. Had Twit of the Year which is also relevant to HHB.AZDuck said:Porn. There must be porn.
http://youtu.be/vlmGknvr_Pg
This is what I think the HHB B&B would be like, if it were more English
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"Clean" sweatpants? Uh, no. At least a week's worth of skid marks and pecker tracks.
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So we get Ted Bundy AND Jame Gumb? Abundance.GrundleStiltzkin said:Lotions and other sundries delivered graciously to your private quarters.
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juvenile and perverse
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DJ, potential HHB&B sponsor
http://www.vice.com/read/spankrags-jonathan-courtney-and-thomas-viehweger-interview-876
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Does the house mother provide hand jobs?
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Not sure if DJ's gulag B&B would be a good time or not. Reviews at Orbitz seem tepid:
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there must be a Fleenor Suite... comes with an iPad pre-loaded with yesterday's news.
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Woodchips? That's CollegeDoog's department
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The dot dot dot writing style makes me think AAANDY is writing faux reviews.Swaye said:Not sure if DJ's gulag B&B would be a good time or not. Reviews at Orbitz seem tepid:
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Meek said:
Conveniently located walking distance from the 7-11 in the U district on Aurora
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If we're dissin Chelsea's Dad, I'm outa here.PurpleJ said:
HH Mom ^^^ -
fixed.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:Woodchips? That's CollegeDoog's
department[wheelhouse]
