Poasted on eDuck - later guys
isnt fun anymore. It used to be. It used to be funny, creative, informative, and a resource if you needed something that you had no clue about. Its changed.
The guys at Scout.com have probably been more annoying to the halfbrains out there than any other site. We used to consider ourselves as Friends of Scout.com. We laughed and usually just tried to ignore Section 38 Duck. I would visit eDuck and I've also been to Dawgman.
I got banned for stupid crap. I got banned at Dawgman once for posting on the HHB site and another time for making fun of Kim Grinolds when the "hammer" didn't come down on Oregon. I got banned on eDuck for posting a link to a stupid YouTube video even though I was a paying customer. It was funny once in awhile, but it isnt any more.
Some of you just dont know when too much moderation is too much. There isn't any banter on the boards anymore. Steve told me a long time ago that he would just as soon get rid of the free boards. Well, he pretty much has, because this place is an echo chamber now. Same thing over at Dawgman. Makes me kind of sad because these were pretty entertaining communities once upon a time.
It used to be a fun place with good running jokes and the occasional canned food drive. Now any mention of five reasons actively offends some people out there.
Its not that hard. It's pretty clear that eDuck doesn't really care about being more than a chat spot for athletic department rumors and recruiting and I guess that's my problem.
For crying out loud, eDuck banned laxduck.
So I hung around as long as my paid subscription did. I've been paying in out of gratitude to Steve for what he's done for the UO online community but I've come to realize that I want something different than most people out here. You folks like the echo chamber.
I've learned that being a paying customer doesn't really matter, and that you can't even use the boards to vent after a disappointing loss (which leaves me to wonder just what the boards are for, exactly)
I guess its really my fault. By doing so, I guess I opened the door
for you think it was OK to take my money and play internet God. Well its not. So, I'm done.
This place hasnt been the same since Crawley left anyways.
Does Marty mash the delete button? We'll see...
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Fuck at least u get to go out on your own terms. Some of us were banned without warning. Not saying we didn't deserve it so don't go twisting
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Crawley left? Fuck.
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The thread kinda delivered.
Gordo spilled the beans, but it was still pretty good.
I really am done with eQuook, though. My subscription expired today, so I don't have a reason to go back there anymore
http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=128&f=1423&t=13407496&p=2 -
Wallawalladuck
Posted: Today 3:49 PM
Re: Later guys Post Rating (4 votes)
What a big baby. What has Section 38 ever done? Yeah it's not the same but nothing is ever the same. Good riddance.
Posted: Today 4:44 PM
Re: hahahahaha
Very well written letter. Had me!
No way............................................
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Your big announcement is also a bit puzzling since you mostly checked out a long time ago and have nearly as many posts on HHB than on eDuck, including this thread cut and pasted there to obviously get some attaboys.
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@Ducksrule gave me some free pub in that thread.
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Who has a worse case of Aspergers, Benny or Section38?
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Abundance is appropriate now more than everntxduck said:Who has a worse case of Aspergers, Benny or Section38?
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The answer is PDXDuckFanntxduck said:Who has a worse case of Aspergers, Benny or Section38?
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I'm not sure if I should laugh at AZDuck or feel sorry for him. You can almost visualize the tears running down his face as you skim that narcissistic tl;dr drivel of an opus. Then, instead of dropping the mic and exiting the fucking stage after pouring his heart out like a pussy, he returns to thread and posts more, ending with an eHug and a high five with Marty.
This stuff really matters for him. Even Mosster47 wouldn't stoop to that level of pathetic. Shameful, really. Marty just clowned him, and AZDuck doesn't even know it. -
Agree for once.PDXDuckFan said:I'm not sure if I should laugh at AZDuck or feel sorry for him. You can almost visualize the tears running down his face as you skim that narcissistic tl;dr drivel of an opus. Then, instead of dropping the mic and exiting the fucking stage after pouring his heart out like a pussy, he returns to thread and posts more, ending with an eHug and a high five with Marty.
This stuff really matters for him. Even Mosster47 wouldn't stoop to that level of pathetic. Shameful, really. Marty just clowned him, and AZDuck doesn't even know it.
Getting clowned by Marty is DIAFF worthy -
PDXDuckFan said:
I'm not sure if I should laugh at AZDuck or feel sorry for him. You can almost visualize the tears running down his face as you skim that narcissistic tl;dr drivel of an opus. Then, instead of dropping the mic and exiting the fucking stage after pouring his heart out like a pussy, he returns to thread and posts more, ending with an eHug and a high five with Marty.
This stuff really matters for him. Even Mosster47 wouldn't stoop to that level of pathetic. Shameful, really. Marty just clowned him, and AZDuck doesn't even know it.
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TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Agree for once.PDXDuckFan said:I'm not sure if I should laugh at AZDuck or feel sorry for him. You can almost visualize the tears running down his face as you skim that narcissistic tl;dr drivel of an opus. Then, instead of dropping the mic and exiting the fucking stage after pouring his heart out like a pussy, he returns to thread and posts more, ending with an eHug and a high five with Marty.
This stuff really matters for him. Even Mosster47 wouldn't stoop to that level of pathetic. Shameful, really. Marty just clowned him, and AZDuck doesn't even know it.
Getting clowned by Marty is DIAFF worthy -
Yes, that opus tells me you're a jerk-off. Was the plan to get banned? You should have told Marty to fuck off and called him some names like laxduck did. Burn every bridge in an emotional meltdown. Instead, he had you in the palm of his hand by the end of the thread. Kind of like he was patting you on the head and say "there, there, son. It's going to be OK" as you came crawling back and lost your last shred of credibility.AZDuck said:PDXDuckFan said:I'm not sure if I should laugh at AZDuck or feel sorry for him. You can almost visualize the tears running down his face as you skim that narcissistic tl;dr drivel of an opus. Then, instead of dropping the mic and exiting the fucking stage after pouring his heart out like a pussy, he returns to thread and posts more, ending with an eHug and a high five with Marty.
This stuff really matters for him. Even Mosster47 wouldn't stoop to that level of pathetic. Shameful, really. Marty just clowned him, and AZDuck doesn't even know it.
Amazing, really. What was the original plan, because by the end, Marty made you his bitch. Some advice for the future. If you ever leave another Dear John message on a board, don't come back within hours so he can fuck you a few more times.
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You don't get itPDXDuckFan said:
Yes, that opus tells me you're a jerk-off. Was the plan to get banned? You should have told Marty to fuck off and called him some names like laxduck did. Burn every bridge in an emotional meltdown. Instead, he had you in the palm of his hand by the end of the thread. Kind of like he was patting you on the head and say "there, there, son. It's going to be OK" as you came crawling back and lost your last shred of credibility.AZDuck said:PDXDuckFan said:I'm not sure if I should laugh at AZDuck or feel sorry for him. You can almost visualize the tears running down his face as you skim that narcissistic tl;dr drivel of an opus. Then, instead of dropping the mic and exiting the fucking stage after pouring his heart out like a pussy, he returns to thread and posts more, ending with an eHug and a high five with Marty.
This stuff really matters for him. Even Mosster47 wouldn't stoop to that level of pathetic. Shameful, really. Marty just clowned him, and AZDuck doesn't even know it.
Amazing, really. What was the original plan, because by the end, Marty made you his bitch. Some advice for the future. If you ever leave another Dear John message on a board, don't come back within hours so he can fuck you a few more times. -
PDXDuckFan said:
Yes, that opus tells me you're a jerk-off. Was the plan to get banned? You should have told Marty to fuck off and called him some names like laxduck did. Burn every bridge in an emotional meltdown. Instead, he had you in the palm of his hand by the end of the thread. Kind of like he was patting you on the head and say "there, there, son. It's going to be OK" as you came crawling back and lost your last shred of credibility.AZDuck said:PDXDuckFan said:I'm not sure if I should laugh at AZDuck or feel sorry for him. You can almost visualize the tears running down his face as you skim that narcissistic tl;dr drivel of an opus. Then, instead of dropping the mic and exiting the fucking stage after pouring his heart out like a pussy, he returns to thread and posts more, ending with an eHug and a high five with Marty.
This stuff really matters for him. Even Mosster47 wouldn't stoop to that level of pathetic. Shameful, really. Marty just clowned him, and AZDuck doesn't even know it.
Amazing, really. What was the original plan, because by the end, Marty made you his bitch. Some advice for the future. If you ever leave another Dear John message on a board, don't come back within hours so he can fuck you a few more times. -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=lo9FlPeKKzA -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=u3U4MhKDxcw -
I'm quite positive I don't want to get it. That shit was embarrassing. He can laugh it off as 'joking,' but quite clearly that wasn't a joke. When the shut-in albino is the one trying to bail you out, the joke is on you.RaceBannon said:
You don't get itPDXDuckFan said:
Yes, that opus tells me you're a jerk-off. Was the plan to get banned? You should have told Marty to fuck off and called him some names like laxduck did. Burn every bridge in an emotional meltdown. Instead, he had you in the palm of his hand by the end of the thread. Kind of like he was patting you on the head and say "there, there, son. It's going to be OK" as you came crawling back and lost your last shred of credibility.AZDuck said:PDXDuckFan said:I'm not sure if I should laugh at AZDuck or feel sorry for him. You can almost visualize the tears running down his face as you skim that narcissistic tl;dr drivel of an opus. Then, instead of dropping the mic and exiting the fucking stage after pouring his heart out like a pussy, he returns to thread and posts more, ending with an eHug and a high five with Marty.
This stuff really matters for him. Even Mosster47 wouldn't stoop to that level of pathetic. Shameful, really. Marty just clowned him, and AZDuck doesn't even know it.
Amazing, really. What was the original plan, because by the end, Marty made you his bitch. Some advice for the future. If you ever leave another Dear John message on a board, don't come back within hours so he can fuck you a few more times.
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PDXDuckFan said:
I'm quite positive I don't want to get it. That shit was embarrassing. He can laugh it off as 'joking,' but quite clearly that wasn't a joke. When the shut-in albino is the one trying to bail you out, the joke is on you.RaceBannon said:
You don't get itPDXDuckFan said:
Yes, that opus tells me you're a jerk-off. Was the plan to get banned? You should have told Marty to fuck off and called him some names like laxduck did. Burn every bridge in an emotional meltdown. Instead, he had you in the palm of his hand by the end of the thread. Kind of like he was patting you on the head and say "there, there, son. It's going to be OK" as you came crawling back and lost your last shred of credibility.AZDuck said:PDXDuckFan said:I'm not sure if I should laugh at AZDuck or feel sorry for him. You can almost visualize the tears running down his face as you skim that narcissistic tl;dr drivel of an opus. Then, instead of dropping the mic and exiting the fucking stage after pouring his heart out like a pussy, he returns to thread and posts more, ending with an eHug and a high five with Marty.
This stuff really matters for him. Even Mosster47 wouldn't stoop to that level of pathetic. Shameful, really. Marty just clowned him, and AZDuck doesn't even know it.
Amazing, really. What was the original plan, because by the end, Marty made you his bitch. Some advice for the future. If you ever leave another Dear John message on a board, don't come back within hours so he can fuck you a few more times.
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You *really* don't get itPDXDuckFan said:
I'm quite positive I don't want to get it. That shit was embarrassing. He can laugh it off as 'joking,' but quite clearly that wasn't a joke. When the shut-in albino is the one trying to bail you out, the joke is on you.RaceBannon said:
You don't get itPDXDuckFan said:
Yes, that opus tells me you're a jerk-off. Was the plan to get banned? You should have told Marty to fuck off and called him some names like laxduck did. Burn every bridge in an emotional meltdown. Instead, he had you in the palm of his hand by the end of the thread. Kind of like he was patting you on the head and say "there, there, son. It's going to be OK" as you came crawling back and lost your last shred of credibility.AZDuck said:PDXDuckFan said:I'm not sure if I should laugh at AZDuck or feel sorry for him. You can almost visualize the tears running down his face as you skim that narcissistic tl;dr drivel of an opus. Then, instead of dropping the mic and exiting the fucking stage after pouring his heart out like a pussy, he returns to thread and posts more, ending with an eHug and a high five with Marty.
This stuff really matters for him. Even Mosster47 wouldn't stoop to that level of pathetic. Shameful, really. Marty just clowned him, and AZDuck doesn't even know it.
Amazing, really. What was the original plan, because by the end, Marty made you his bitch. Some advice for the future. If you ever leave another Dear John message on a board, don't come back within hours so he can fuck you a few more times. -
I swear, my wife watches this message board on Bravo. Pathetic.
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PDXDuckFan said:
I'm not sure if I should laugh at AZDuck or feel sorry for him. You can almost visualize the tears running down his face as you skim that narcissistic tl;dr drivel of an opus. Then, instead of dropping the mic and exiting the fucking stage after pouring his heart out like a pussy, he returns to thread and posts more, ending with an eHug and a high five with Marty.
This stuff really matters for him. Even Mosster47 wouldn't stoop to that level of pathetic. Shameful, really. Marty just clowned him, and AZDuck doesn't even know it.
This was to whoosh the hot garbage left there that you now lead. -
Is she hot?ToiletSeat said:I swear, my wife watches this message board on Bravo. Pathetic.
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Does she do DVDA?ToiletSeat said:I swear, my wife watches this message board on Bravo. Pathetic.
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When you get to be her age you have to or no one will hire her.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Does she do DVDA?ToiletSeat said:I swear, my wife watches this message board on Bravo. Pathetic.
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AZduck
Did you think I was going to tell on you to Marty with the gay porn message photo you sent me? Ive been suspended from there more times than I remember.I don't report posters. Emotional pussies do that, just like emotional pussies write lengthy 'it's not me, it's you' goodbyes on a message board. Are your feelings hurt that your hissy fit thread turned into posters talking about laxduck, while nobody gives a shit you're leaving eDuck? So Beta... -
I'm glad you like the old man gay porn. I will look into sending you more -
I know it was an insult. It was fucking lame, just like your idea of posting your sob story, and then giving Marty a virtual blow job in your failed "whoosh" thread. You took the time to search the Internet for old man gay porn, and then PM'd it to me. I actually feel sorry for you. How embarrassing...AZDuck said:
I'm glad you like the old man gay porn. I will look into sending you more -
As much fun as it has been to see you wriggling on the end of the hook, it's getting tiresome
Let Me Google That For You
Also, too, it's cute that you think I have to look for citrus on the internet
