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So I'm lying on the couch eating beef stew

uzi
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So I'm lying on the couch eating beef stew (which I made from scratch today) out of heavy white bowls that my ex bought from Crate & Barrel before she moved out -- and I'm thinking -- this is pretty nice.

I'm proud of this ability that I've developed to rest the bowl on my upper chest, just below my chin, and eat this tasty stew without spilling any. If the ex was still here, she'd be rolling her eyes and sighing and commenting about how I should have gotten more exercise than cleaning out the garage and making stew, and she'd fail to appreciate my deft eating while relaxing abilities.

Next to me is a heavy chilled pint glass of IPA, which I've also learned to drink while reclining on my couch.

It's been a good day in fact, having my house all to myself.

The only thing that would have made it better, is if the Huskies won yesterday.





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  • whatshouldicareabout
    whatshouldicareabout Member Posts: 13,018
    uzi said:


    So I'm lying on the couch eating beef stew (which I made from scratch today) out of heavy white bowls that my ex bought from Crate & Barrel before she moved out -- and I'm thinking -- this is pretty nice.

    I'm proud of this ability that I've developed to rest the bowl on my upper chest, just below my chin, and eat this tasty stew without spilling any. If the ex was still here, she'd be rolling her eyes and sighing and commenting about how I should have gotten more exercise than cleaning out the garage and making stew, and she'd fail to appreciate my deft eating while relaxing abilities.

    Next to me is a heavy chilled pint glass of IPA, which I've also learned to drink while reclining on my couch.

    It's been a good day in fact, having my house all to myself.

    The only thing that would have made it better, is if the Huskies won yesterday.





    I am rolling my eyes and sighing and commenting about how you should have gotten more exercise.
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  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,867 Founders Club
    uzi said:


    So I'm lying on the couch eating beef stew (which I made from scratch today) out of heavy white bowls that my ex bought from Crate & Barrel before she moved out -- and I'm thinking -- this is pretty nice.

    I'm proud of this ability that I've developed to rest the bowl on my upper chest, just below my chin, and eat this tasty stew without spilling any. If the ex was still here, she'd be rolling her eyes and sighing and commenting about how I should have gotten more exercise than cleaning out the garage and making stew, and she'd fail to appreciate my deft eating while relaxing abilities.

    Next to me is a heavy chilled pint glass of IPA, which I've also learned to drink while reclining on my couch.

    It's been a good day in fact, having my house all to myself.

    The only thing that would have made it better, is if the Huskies won yesterday.





    Sounds like you miss her like I miss WASHINGTON DAMMIT
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  • HuskyJW
    HuskyJW Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 15,569 Founders Club
    AZDuck said:

    Swaye said:

    I like Hallmark stories like this one.

    Stew + Beer > Wife

    Disagree.

    I have a wife who makes the beef stew, lets me watch football all day Saturday without bitching, lets me get away with a pretty low amount of household chores, and provides the occasional 3rd quarter blow job.

    And fuck off, no pics. She's my wife, not some random sloot.



    Disagree
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  • IrishDawg22
    IrishDawg22 Member Posts: 2,754
    @uzi‌ No need for a PM, you have life dialed in.
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  • topdawgnc
    topdawgnc Member Posts: 7,842
    uzi said:


    So I'm lying on the couch eating beef stew (which I made from scratch today) out of heavy white bowls that my ex bought from Crate & Barrel before she moved out -- and I'm thinking -- this is pretty nice.

    I'm proud of this ability that I've developed to rest the bowl on my upper chest, just below my chin, and eat this tasty stew without spilling any. If the ex was still here, she'd be rolling her eyes and sighing and commenting about how I should have gotten more exercise than cleaning out the garage and making stew, and she'd fail to appreciate my deft eating while relaxing abilities.

    Next to me is a heavy chilled pint glass of IPA, which I've also learned to drink while reclining on my couch.

    It's been a good day in fact, having my house all to myself.

    The only thing that would have made it better, is if the Huskies won yesterday.





    I would think:

    A blow job from the just turned 18 year old across the street > Huskie win yesterday
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