Our Football Team Now Does Yoga and Meditation...


Are you fucking kidding me?
More stairs and sleds and less yoga mats and buddha statues.
No wonder we are soft as pudding.
Don James just died a little inside.
In closing, fuck Woodward.
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18 MPH treadmills >>>>> Yoga and Meditation
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I think I would prefer chocolate milk to this gay (75K) shit.
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18mph treadmills and chocolate milk just aren't enough these days
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The 18 mph treadmill thread was the funniest thing in the history of the interwebs.
Hills was on fire that day. -
He saw Pete does this with the Hawks...
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Auburndawg said:
The 18 mph treadmill thread was the funniest thing in the history of the interwebs.
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So do the Seahawks.Swaye said:My premium sources recently told me that Sark says the team now does Yoga and Meditation to get prepared to play.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Not your best effort.
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Yeah, but I am hearing (just what I am hearing mind you) our guys do it with scarves on. So fuck off.chrisvashon said:
So do the Seahawks.Swaye said:My premium sources recently told me that Sark says the team now does Yoga and Meditation to get prepared to play.
Are you fucking kidding me?
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Yoga can be a bitch. It's not necessarily pussy stuff. It can strengthen and it does increase flexibility which reduces injury possibilities.
Meditation? Bull shit. Gassers relaxes ones mind and creates focus. Particularly when there are mistakes that require increased awarness. -
I don't like our pussy ass program but the Seahawks also do this as well.
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FREE PUB!Auburndawg said:The 18 mph treadmill thread was the funniest thing in the history of the interwebs.
Hills was on fire that day.
And yes, for a legitimate topic that thread was amazing.
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LOL since I can't vote up from my phone.Swaye said:
Yeah, but I am hearing (just what I am hearing mind you) our guys do it with scarves on. So fuck off.chrisvashon said:
So do the Seahawks.Swaye said:My premium sources recently told me that Sark says the team now does Yoga and Meditation to get prepared to play.
Are you fucking kidding me?
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Has anyone mentioned that the Seahawks do this too yet?
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What those people are missing is that when you incorporate faggy stuff into a team that is already winning, it looks smart and forward thinking. When you insert it into mediocre soft teams that get plungered three times annualy (analy LOL), it reeks of deperation and looks pathetic. It looks even worse in a city known for the Sounders.TierbsHsotBoobs said:Has anyone mentioned that the Seahawks do this too yet?
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HoweverHe_Needs_More_Time said:I don't like our pussy ass program but the Seahawks also do this as well.
Tough guy that does yoga = More flexible tough guy
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There is a whole article about Pete and his approach. Pete has the Seahawks doing meditation and yoga. If Pete does it's good enought for Sark.
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What this thread could really use is a breakdown of Pete Carrol's approach to Yoga. Let's keep it to X's and O's guys.
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I do not like yoga in a house,
I will not meditate with a mouse,
Sam, I am,
Not Steve I am.
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Pop in P90X Yoga X and get back to me in an hour.
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The fuck is P90X Yoga shit?
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Found it with the googlebots help. After seeing it, I am pretty sure I know why you like it:IrishDawg22 said:Pop in P90X Yoga X and get back to me in an hour.
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It will help you get rid of those "extra" pounds you have been putting on. And slow down on the hot pockets.Swaye said:
Found it with the googlebots help. After seeing it, I am pretty sure I know why you like it:IrishDawg22 said:Pop in P90X Yoga X and get back to me in an hour.
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I used to think that Yoga was some fag shit until I tried it. A lot tougher than it looks.
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My guess is so is synchronize swimming. What's your point?Dawgtona said:I used to think that Yoga was some fag shit until I tried it. A lot tougher than it looks.
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I went to yoga class once. I sat in the back row and didn't really do yoga. It was great.
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Here you go: .MikeDamone said:
My guess is so is synchronize swimming. What's your point?Dawgtona said:I used to think that Yoga was some fag shit until I tried it. A lot tougher than it looks.
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MikeDamone said:
My guess is so is synchronize swimming. What's your point?Dawgtona said:I used to think that Yoga was some fag shit until I tried it. A lot tougher than it looks.
That yoga is tough to do while observing the field.MikeDamone said:
My guess is so is synchronize swimming. What's your point?Dawgtona said:I used to think that Yoga was some fag shit until I tried it. A lot tougher than it looks.