Our Football Team Now Does Yoga and Meditation...

Swaye

My premium sources recently told me that Sark says the team now does Yoga and Meditation to get prepared to play.

Are you fucking kidding me?

More stairs and sleds and less yoga mats and buddha statues.

No wonder we are soft as pudding.

Don James just died a little inside.

In closing, fuck Woodward.

TierbsHsotBoobs

18 MPH treadmills >>>>> Yoga and Meditation

Swaye

I think I would prefer chocolate milk to this gay (75K) shit.

dnc

18mph treadmills and chocolate milk just aren't enough these days

Swaye

dnc said:

18mph treadmills and chocolate milk just aren't enough these days

Jinx

Auburndawg

The 18 mph treadmill thread was the funniest thing in the history of the interwebs.

Hills was on fire that day.

YouKnowIt

He saw Pete does this with the Hawks...

Guy can't even come up with his own pussy shit!

Swaye

Auburndawg said:

The 18 mph treadmill thread was the funniest thing in the history of the interwebs.

Hills (RIP) was on fire that day.

chrisvashon

Swaye said:

My premium sources recently told me that Sark says the team now does Yoga and Meditation to get prepared to play.

Are you fucking kidding me?

So do the Seahawks.

Not your best effort.

Swaye

chrisvashon said:

Swaye said:

My premium sources recently told me that Sark says the team now does Yoga and Meditation to get prepared to play.

Are you fucking kidding me?

So do the Seahawks.

Not your best effort.

Yeah, but I am hearing (just what I am hearing mind you) our guys do it with scarves on. So fuck off.

Steve_Bowman

Yoga can be a bitch. It's not necessarily pussy stuff. It can strengthen and it does increase flexibility which reduces injury possibilities.

Meditation? Bull shit. Gassers relaxes ones mind and creates focus. Particularly when there are mistakes that require increased awarness.

[Deleted User]

I don't like our pussy ass program but the Seahawks also do this as well.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Auburndawg said:

The 18 mph treadmill thread was the funniest thing in the history of the interwebs.

Hills was on fire that day.

FREE PUB!

And yes, for a legitimate topic that thread was amazing.

DeepSeaZ

LOL since I can't vote up from my phone.

Swaye said:

chrisvashon said:

Swaye said:

My premium sources recently told me that Sark says the team now does Yoga and Meditation to get prepared to play.

Are you fucking kidding me?

So do the Seahawks.

Not your best effort.

Yeah, but I am hearing (just what I am hearing mind you) our guys do it with scarves on. So fuck off.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Has anyone mentioned that the Seahawks do this too yet?

Swaye

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Has anyone mentioned that the Seahawks do this too yet?

What those people are missing is that when you incorporate faggy stuff into a team that is already winning, it looks smart and forward thinking. When you insert it into mediocre soft teams that get plungered three times annualy (analy LOL), it reeks of deperation and looks pathetic. It looks even worse in a city known for the Sounders.

greenblood

He_Needs_More_Time said:

I don't like our pussy ass program but the Seahawks also do this as well.

However

Tough guy that does yoga = More flexible tough guy

Soft guy that does yoga = ($75k)

jecornel

There is a whole article about Pete and his approach. Pete has the Seahawks doing meditation and yoga. If Pete does it's good enought for Sark.

Hasn't anyone seen thsi arcticle? I am surprised it hasn't been mentioned yet.

Swaye

What this thread could really use is a breakdown of Pete Carrol's approach to Yoga. Let's keep it to X's and O's guys.

Homebrew_Dawg

I do not like yoga in a house,
I will not meditate with a mouse,
Sam, I am,
Not Steve I am.

IrishDawg22

Pop in P90X Yoga X and get back to me in an hour.