A college football proposal between the SEC and PAC

If you take a second, look down at your penis. If you have a foreskin, peel it back, if not, just look.
You will notice that the head of the penis is slightly larger than the shaft, at the lower end of the shaft there is a sort of flanged area, followed by the drill head penis tip.
Nature by design made the male penis like this. Back in the day, lives and survival were at stake, women needed desperately to reproduce for the survival of the species, women would have many sexual partners, there were no condoms and so many men were all having sex and shooting loads into the female's vagina at the same time.
Now take a look back at your penis (it's got a slight chub from my sex talk, right? Don't worry, n-no homo and move on) well now you're looking at your penis you will notice that it is somewhat shaped like perhaps a plunger? You see? Penises were designed to plunge deep into a woman's vagina and plunge the other's man's semen out (pulling the semen out with the flanged base of the head) and then eventually, impregnating the woman with their own seed. This theoretically accounts for our obsession with penis size, a larger penis could penetrate and shoot seed deeper and further than other men's penises could reach, thus ensuring impregnation.
You see, back then, survival was hard and resources were limited. Men were hunter-gatherers and killing a Saber-toothed tiger is hard as chit and collecting berries is boring as phuck. So these cavemen wanted to ensure that the children they were providing for, were their own, thus ensuring the successful passing on of their genes and the survival of their legacy.
The more you know.

Dardanus said:

If you take a second, look down at your penis. If you have a foreskin, peel it back, if not, just look.
You will notice that the head of the penis is slightly larger than the shaft, at the lower end of the shaft there is a sort of flanged area, followed by the drill head penis tip.
Nature by design made the male penis like this. Back in the day, lives and survival were at stake, women needed desperately to reproduce for the survival of the species, women would have many sexual partners, there were no condoms and so many men were all having sex and shooting loads into the female's vagina at the same time.
Now take a look back at your penis (it's got a slight chub from my sex talk, right? Don't worry, n-no homo and move on) well now you're looking at your penis you will notice that it is somewhat shaped like perhaps a plunger? You see? Penises were designed to plunge deep into a woman's vagina and plunge the other's man's semen out (pulling the semen out with the flanged base of the head) and then eventually, impregnating the woman with their own seed. This theoretically accounts for our obsession with penis size, a larger penis could penetrate and shoot seed deeper and further than other men's penises could reach, thus ensuring impregnation.
You see, back then, survival was hard and resources were limited. Men were hunter-gatherers and killing a Saber-toothed tiger is hard as chit and collecting berries is boring as phuck. So these cavemen wanted to ensure that the children they were providing for, were their own, thus ensuring the successful passing on of their genes and the survival of their legacy.
The more you know.

Can you PM a pic to those of us who are F3 fat and haven't had the capability to see our own penis for decades?

Multiple pictures if you have them...