DUCKFIGHTER ILLUSTRATED: IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER EXCEPT THAT IT DOES


Race Bannon is back to give you guys some perspective -- better than a walk on the beach with your wife and/or mom.
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Cougs are number 1 luv u Race!
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"But the trained eye could see a toughness"
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I like how Serious Race is still Funny Race
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Pretty much what husky fans need to hear right now.
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You stole my talking points that I was going to use for my article, what the fuck am I going to write about now?!?!?! FUCK.
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My dad has 20 years on Race and he's told me the Don James heat stories many times. The frat boys hung him in effigy, sportswriters mocked his tower, and drunks in the stands said mean, raycist things to Moon.
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Minnesota is 6-2, 3-1 in conference, and leading the Least 10 (see what I did there...).
Overall I agree, but fuck we've has some horribly called offensive games.
Just saying...
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Minnesota just lost to Illinois, who got cornholed by some Pac-12 team that I'm struggling to remember.HoustonHusky said:Minnesota is 6-2, 3-1 in conference, and leading the Least 10 (see what I did there...).
Overall I agree, but fuck we've has some horribly called offensive games.
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yeah, but still
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One of your best efforts.
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Doog!!
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Yes Utah will show who they really are in the coming weeks. Exit stage left, unranked. You were the guy who thought UCLA was the best only about a month ago, weren't ya?
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We know Utah sucks, just like everyone else in the conference.oregonblitzkrieg said:Yes Utah will show who they really are in the coming weeks. Exit stage left, unranked. You were the guy who thought UCLA was the best only about a month ago, weren't ya?
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Oregon clicking on all cylinders is the best in this second rate conference. That's not saying much. No quooking. Just facts. That is if it can avoid derailing itself as it seems to like to do.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
We know Utah sucks, just like everyone else in the conference.oregonblitzkrieg said:Yes Utah will show who they really are in the coming weeks. Exit stage left, unranked. You were the guy who thought UCLA was the best only about a month ago, weren't ya?
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Also, your Bama love is a little embarrassing. No. 1. Really? Have you been watching them? Maybe you didn't get the memo. This isn't the same Bama that won back to back championships, and I would love to see the look on your face when LSU or Miss State ends their season and their playoff bid. Zumwalt will be here to remind you of that when it happens.
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Not saying muchTierbsHsotBoobs said:One of your best efforts.
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whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooshoregonblitzkrieg said:Also, your Bama love is a little embarrassing. No. 1. Really? Have you been watching them? Maybe you didn't get the memo. This isn't the same Bama that won back to back championships, and I would love to see the look on your face when LSU or Miss State ends their season and their playoff bid. Zumwalt will be here to remind you of that when it happens.
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I rarely comment on the comments but I also am rarely able to hook a duck as completely as OBK bit here tonight.
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Feel free to keep bitching, I know I will, but stop calling everyone a doog when they want to do something other than bitch like a little bitch. Far as I can tell, the doogs are at doogman pining for the sizzle of Sark and high scoring losses.
YBE
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FIRST!!1!
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You're a dipshit.oregonblitzkrieg said:Also, your Bama love is a little embarrassing. No. 1. Really? Have you been watching them? Maybe you didn't get the memo. This isn't the same Bama that won back to back championships, and I would love to see the look on your face when LSU or Miss State ends their season and their playoff bid. Zumwalt will be here to remind you of that when it happens.
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Great read
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Crash in a seaplane, or eat shit and die. Either way, kill yourself.Canard said:
You're a dipshit.oregonblitzkrieg said:Also, your Bama love is a little embarrassing. No. 1. Really? Have you been watching them? Maybe you didn't get the memo. This isn't the same Bama that won back to back championships, and I would love to see the look on your face when LSU or Miss State ends their season and their playoff bid. Zumwalt will be here to remind you of that when it happens.
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YBFE
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not even the second team, come onRaceBannon said:I rarely comment on the comments but I also am rarely able to hook a duck as completely as OBK bit here tonight.
Still got it
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Even were I to kill myself, there'd still be about 7 billion people on the planet, minus most beavis fans, willing and able to mentally humiliate you.oregonblitzkrieg said:
Crash in a seaplane, or eat shit and die. Either way, kill yourself.Canard said:
You're a dipshit.oregonblitzkrieg said:Also, your Bama love is a little embarrassing. No. 1. Really? Have you been watching them? Maybe you didn't get the memo. This isn't the same Bama that won back to back championships, and I would love to see the look on your face when LSU or Miss State ends their season and their playoff bid. Zumwalt will be here to remind you of that when it happens.
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I'm just glad DJ stopped telling everyone it was satire.
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OBK's notPurpleJ said:I'm just glad DJ stopped telling everyone it was satire.
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Canard said:
Even were I to kill myself, there'd still be about 7 billion people on the planet, minus most beavis fans, willing and able to mentally humiliate you.oregonblitzkrieg said:
Crash in a seaplane, or eat shit and die. Either way, kill yourself.Canard said:
You're a dipshit.oregonblitzkrieg said:Also, your Bama love is a little embarrassing. No. 1. Really? Have you been watching them? Maybe you didn't get the memo. This isn't the same Bama that won back to back championships, and I would love to see the look on your face when LSU or Miss State ends their season and their playoff bid. Zumwalt will be here to remind you of that when it happens.
HRYK -
I'm waiting to get SunnyDodger's review of this before I comment, thanks.