Anti Bucket List? What are the things you will never do again?
I will never drink McNaughton's ever again. 39 years and have never tasted the stuff again.
I will never go to Gas Works Park to watch 4th of July fireworks again. The traffic getting out of there years ago was enough for me.
I will never go to Candy Cane Lane at Bell Square. Once was enough getting pushed around by Sandeep and Darwinder as if we were getting on one of those overcrowded trains in Bombay was enough.
I will never accept a "free" CD from an artist handing out their music on the street.
These are just a few. What are yours?
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An Alaskan Cruise. Gross.
Cruises are for boring, fat people.
Checked this box in 2008 with my Bitch Face Ex Wife and her family. Was divorced in less than 4 months post cruise.
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I will never drink Black Velvet ever again (43 years for me).
I will never have “friends” do remodeling / plumbing / carpentry work, among other things, ever again. Most are now former friends…I will never take long out of country vacations with a group ever again. Me, the wife, (maybe) kids/spouses…
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With you on the Black Velvet.
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I will never climb a real mountain again.
Once was enough.
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#MeToo
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I won't drink whiskey ever again. It does something to my mentality. Last time, ~25 years ago, I tried to start fights with two different bouncers from bars I wasn't even trying to enter. They just looked punchable standing there by the sidewalk, I guess. Fortunately both dudes were more professional, mature, and sober than me and brushed my nonsense off.
Later that night, like 5 minutes later, I started throwing up and didn't stop the rest of the night. Never again.
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At least you put some respect on Bitch Face's name by capitalizing it.
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It wasn't all bad. Just not happily ever after, let's make some babies wife material.
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Invest in a business.
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