We need a general tweet of the day thread

Our resident nitwits cheered like crazy in their best Chiffon.

Perhaps our resident mythical MBA could weigh in on the importance of internal controls to document the work and billings of vendors and independent contractors so there is no fraud or embezzlement going on.

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The Georgia Senate is probing irregularities and possible corruption in the "Big Fani" Willis persecution of Trump and various Trump supporters and their lawyers.

One aspect they're probing is whether "Big Fani" ran the investigation for her personal benefit, paying a huge and hugely inappropriate salary to her secret boyfriend Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq., who then used those taxpayer funds to take "Big Fani" around the world on luxury trips.

When asked about this, Big Fani did something that will SHOOK you. (Yes, I said "shook," it's a young people thing, you don't understand me or my generation. Six-seven!)

Big Fani, get this, covered up her embezzlement and self-dealing by playing -- brace yourselves for incoming Shook -- the race card.

You may think "He must be billing for his underlings' hours a well."

Well, no... because he's billing the 160 hours per week at his personal hourly rate, which is much, much higher than a secretary's or paralegal's rate would be. Sweetdick is claiming that he, personally, worked 160 hours per week, and Big Fani is insisting to the court that he really did work that much, because he showed up for work at 7:45 am instead of 8:30 am.

And that adds up to 160 hours per week?

Oh no. Oh no no no, it doesn't.

160 hours a week. That's how much he billed, and those are the hours Big Fani paid her boyfriend for.

160 hours a week.

80 hours a week is overworking.

160 hours per week? Can someone run the math? How many hours are left over for sleeping and eating when you're billing 160 hours per week?

Update: Apparently a week only has 168 hours in it. He had eight hours in the entire week for eating, sleeping, and eliminating waste.

And also for servicing Big Fani's monster box.

So he showed up at 7:45 am to work? That doesn't add up to 160 hours per week unless he worked until 6:15 am the previous day/night/morning, taking just an hour and a half off for sleep.

Press "X" to doubt. I have never gotten a High-Energy Type A Personality Ambitious vibe off this sleepy, languid gigolo.

Big Fani also keeps claiming she doesn't review the billing records and won't even say who does have responsibility for reviewing the billing records.

She sounds like she's lying. And not just lying, but lying about knowing who would be in a position to contradict her lies. Because she doesn't want to admit that any person in her office was the person who reviewed his billing records, because that person could say, "I brought it to her attention, and she told me to shut up and pay her boyfriend."

Shrill DEI bartender has thoughts about Elon Musk’s intelligence. She’d make for a great TugTard.

BidenBros cheer! After all they voted multiple tims for Creepy Joe the child molester.