A haiku about Dan Lanning jumping into a pool to win a recruit, but losing the player anyway


Lanning dives in deep,
Cannonball splash can't seal the deal—
Recruit slips away.
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(By Grok)
Comments
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Lanning mustache man
Dan dress up like big boy now
Can’t fill hole inside.
I teach 4th grade. Can make haiku all fuckin day🤘🤘 -
I’ll try…
Lanning
Is
Gay
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Lanning broke the rules
A natty still escapes him
Hammer is coming
(MelloDawg)
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I know you are being sarcastic but a Haiku is
5
7
5
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(*Fixed*)
Dan Lanning is gay.
Overcompensating Dan.
Gay gay gay gay gay.
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Gay gay gay gay gay
Gay gay gay gay gay gay gay
Gay gay gay gay gay
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Lannbo went all in
Nine point nine on the entry
Shrinkage on the exit
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Finally this thread started to deliver 👏
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Lanning did coke lines
Off of a teen boi’s mom’s ass
Still couldn’t close him
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Syllables a little off, but solid effort.👌👌🤔
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*Shrinkage on exit
Day drinking and poasting, whoops