A haiku about Dan Lanning jumping into a pool to win a recruit, but losing the player anyway

DerekJohnson · June 24

Lanning dives in deep,
Cannonball splash can't seal the deal—
Recruit slips away.

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(By Grok)

Quietcowskee · June 24

Lanning mustache man

Dan dress up like big boy now

Can’t fill hole inside.

I teach 4th grade. Can make haiku all fuckin day🤘🤘

Joey · June 24

I’ll try…

Lanning

Is

Gay

MelloDawg · June 24

Lanning broke the rules

A natty still escapes him

Hammer is coming

(MelloDawg)

HuskyJW · June 26

I know you are being sarcastic but a Haiku is

5

7

5

Quietcowskee · June 26

(*Fixed*)

Dan Lanning is gay.

Overcompensating Dan.

Gay gay gay gay gay.

RaceBannon · June 26

Gay gay gay gay gay

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Gay gay gay gay gay

DerekJohnson · June 26

flatus · June 26

Lannbo went all in

Nine point nine on the entry

Shrinkage on the exit

graveyardDEADdawg · June 26

Finally this thread started to deliver 👏

EsophagealFeces · June 26

Lanning did coke lines

Off of a teen boi’s mom’s ass

Still couldn’t close him

Quietcowskee · June 27

Syllables a little off, but solid effort.👌👌🤔

flatus · June 28

*Shrinkage on exit

Day drinking and poasting, whoops

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