The End Of Husky Football
Just take a look outside of the stadium before a game. How many Starter Jackets do you see? Wal-Mart jerseys? Hip Hop Mariner hats, Sea-Town socks and a Husky Hoodie? Beershoes? Fucking gold spray-painted shoulder-pads?
You see, while the REAL Huskies were abandoning the program (some heading off to Cali) with all the the anti-football decisions coming from Upper Campus and the AD, you fucksticks were given the opportunity to buy seats. Back when Husky football mattered, you slack-jawed, mouthbreathing Southcenter shoppers were blocked OUT of the program completely. Once the DAWG supporters abandoned ship, the tickets were snapped up by empty seats and single-game empty craniums. Consequently, the crowds look like a half-filled Horseshoe in Columbus. tOSU without the wins. Program leeches from Southwest WA, Eastern grads, Sonics fans and a few broke guys from Puyallup propping up their dying fathers who worked so hard to take them to Husky Stadium on those crisp, fall afternoons of their youth...
UW Football has lost its way. Is it Gilby's manboobs? Lambright's ineptitude? Neu's gambling? Tyrone's thoughtlessness or Sark's disgraceful mismanagement that's the problem? Is it Babs? Todd Turner? Mark Emmert or the current blowhard in the magic underwear? No. They're all rubes, to be sure. But, they're working with what they've been given. And, what they've been given is a once-proud program propped up by some newfound TV money to remodel the shanty. They've got a horse racing shyster and a stadium filled with people left with nowhere else to go once the bowling alleys started closing down. Seahawks fans have a new Saturday regular appointment.
Look around Dawgman and dawgboard. Hell, look around here! There's the problem. "Oh, Harv pollutes the board with his shit everywhere he goes and now he's HERE!" "I just want a REAL discussion of Husky Football and not all the crap from the trolls". I'll tell you who those "trolls" are. They're HUSKIES. And, they're fucking miserable looking at the lot of you.
- Harvey Road
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tl;drHarveyRoad said:I commend you all for trying to determine what's happened to the Husky Football of old and putting forth a plan to revive it. The problem is that you're all pointing in the wrong direction. You're to blame. Each and every one of you. You *think* you're helping by starting new message boards and badgering the current and former coaches and administrators. In reality, YOU are the culprit. YOU brought it all crashing down around you.
Just take a look outside of the stadium before a game. How many Starter Jackets do you see? Wal-Mart jerseys? Hip Hop Mariner hats, Sea-Town socks and a Husky Hoodie? Beershoes? Fucking gold spray-painted shoulder-pads?
You see, while the REAL Huskies were abandoning the program (some heading off to Cali) with all the the anti-football decisions coming from Upper Campus and the AD, you fucksticks were given the opportunity to buy seats. Back when Husky football mattered, you slack-jawed, mouthbreathing Southcenter shoppers were blocked OUT of the program completely. Once the DAWG supporters abandoned ship, the tickets were snapped up by empty seats and single-game empty craniums. Consequently, the crowds look like a half-filled Horseshoe in Columbus. tOSU without the wins. Program leeches from Southwest WA, Eastern grads, Sonics fans and a few broke guys from Puyallup propping up their dying fathers who worked so hard to take them to Husky Stadium on those crisp, fall afternoons of their youth...
UW Football has lost its way. Is it Gilby's manboobs? Lambright's ineptitude? Neu's gambling? Tyrone's thoughtlessness or Sark's disgraceful mismanagement that's the problem? Is it Babs? Todd Turner? Mark Emmert or the current blowhard in the magic underwear? No. They're all rubes, to be sure. But, they're working with what they've been given. And, what they've been given is a once-proud program propped up by some newfound TV money to remodel the shanty. They've got a horse racing shyster and a stadium filled with people left with nowhere else to go once the bowling alleys started closing down. Seahawks fans have a new Saturday regular appointment.
Look around Dawgman and dawgboard. Hell, look around here! There's the problem. "Oh, Harv pollutes the board with his shit everywhere he goes and now he's HERE!" "I just want a REAL discussion of Husky Football and not all the crap from the trolls". I'll tell you who those "trolls" are. They're HUSKIES. And, they're fucking miserable looking at the lot of you.
- Harvey Road
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This fucker's lost it.
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Please to be explaining yourself.AlCzervik said:This fucker's lost it.
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HarveyRoad said:
Please to be explaining yourself.AlCzervik said:This fucker's lost it.
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I stopped reading when you used the word "rube". That's a cuntish word. It doesn't belong in any post.
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Methinks Damone is right about this.MikeDamone said:I stopped reading when you used the word "rube". That's a cuntish work. It doesn't belong in any post.
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Rarely has a word been more appropriately appointed. The Clink was a rube vessel this last season.MikeDamone said:I stopped reading when you used the word "rube". That's a cuntish word. It doesn't belong in any post.
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Fuck you Harvey. And that fuck you has nothing to do with this thread.HarveyRoad said:
Rarely has a word been more appropriately appointed. The Clink was a rube vessel this last season.MikeDamone said:I stopped reading when you used the word "rube". That's a cuntish word. It doesn't belong in any post.
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Of course not...MikeDamone said:
Fuck you Harvey. And that fuck you has nothing to do with this thread.HarveyRoad said:
Rarely has a word been more appropriately appointed. The Clink was a rube vessel this last season.MikeDamone said:I stopped reading when you used the word "rube". That's a cuntish word. It doesn't belong in any post.
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HarveyRoad said:
Of course not...MikeDamone said:
Fuck you Harvey. And that fuck you has nothing to do with this thread.HarveyRoad said:
Rarely has a word been more appropriately appointed. The Clink was a rube vessel this last season.MikeDamone said:I stopped reading when you used the word "rube". That's a cuntish word. It doesn't belong in any post.
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Of course not...MikeDamone said:
Fuck you Harvey. And that fuck you has nothing to do with this thread.HarveyRoad said:
Rarely has a word been more appropriately appointed. The Clink was a rube vessel this last season.MikeDamone said:I stopped reading when you used the word "rube". That's a cuntish word. It doesn't belong in any post.
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You know what I'm talking about you prick.HarveyRoad said:
Of course not...MikeDamone said:
Fuck you Harvey. And that fuck you has nothing to do with this thread.HarveyRoad said:
Rarely has a word been more appropriately appointed. The Clink was a rube vessel this last season.MikeDamone said:I stopped reading when you used the word "rube". That's a cuntish word. It doesn't belong in any post.
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