Media Says No Evidence Demon-Horned Man With Sith Tattoos And Red Lightsaber A Member Of The Sith
CORUSCANT — Despite rampant allegations regarding the appearance of a dark-robed figure engaging in nefarious activities on various star systems, the media maintained that there was no evidence that indicated the demon-horned man with Sith tattoos all over his face and body and wielding a red-bladed lightsaber was a member of the Sith.
Journalists sought to debunk reports that the shadowy figure had terrorized multiple people by Force-choking them and zapping them with purple lightning, saying this alleged "evidence" was circumstantial at best and likely just hearsay.
"Just because he has a red lightsaber and Sith tattoos doesn't make him a Sith," said ABC News reporter Terry Moran. "For anyone to label this man a ‘Sith' without anything to back it up is scurrilous and irresponsible. It's our job as the media to look into these accusations to find out if they have merit. Unfortunately, this man appears to be getting persecuted for purely political purposes."
When reached for comment, the black-cloaked figure gave only a brief statement. "The Jedi will soon fall," he said. "Once our plan is revealed, it will be far too late to stop us. My master has foreseen that we will be victorious after taking our revenge. Once more, the Sith will rule the galaxy."
At publishing time, Terry Moran had issued a follow-up statement pointing out that the quotes from the mysterious figure seemingly identifying himself as a Sith Lord bent on overthrowing the Republic and ruling the galaxy gave no indication that he had any connection with the Sith.
Just don't claim that illegal aliens have more rights and support from the America Lasters than Americans, especially if a battered woman is involved. Clearly her fault. She should have made the sandwich.
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The Dems could learn a lot from George Costanza.
I was told they should stand up for their principles and the rule of law by @AOG
Now it’s OK for Trump to “ignore” a SCOTUS order that the Dems lied about in terms of what it actually stated.
Constitutional Crisis over on that outrage. On to the next!
Would love to see a reality TV show on the Babylon Bee. They have a lot going on and a lot of material to work with.
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Media Says No Evidence Demon-Horned Man With Sith Tattoos And Red Lightsaber A Member Of The SithCORUSCANT — Despite rampant allegations regarding the appearance of a dark-robed figure engaging in nefarious activities on various star systems, the media maintained that there was no evidence that indicated the demon-horned man with Sith tattoos all over his face and body and wielding a red-bladed lightsaber was a member of the Sith.
Journalists sought to debunk reports that the shadowy figure had terrorized multiple people by Force-choking them and zapping them with purple lightning, saying this alleged "evidence" was circumstantial at best and likely just hearsay.
"Just because he has a red lightsaber and Sith tattoos doesn't make him a Sith," said ABC News reporter Terry Moran. "For anyone to label this man a ‘Sith' without anything to back it up is scurrilous and irresponsible. It's our job as the media to look into these accusations to find out if they have merit. Unfortunately, this man appears to be getting persecuted for purely political purposes."
When reached for comment, the black-cloaked figure gave only a brief statement. "The Jedi will soon fall," he said. "Once our plan is revealed, it will be far too late to stop us. My master has foreseen that we will be victorious after taking our revenge. Once more, the Sith will rule the galaxy."
At publishing time, Terry Moran had issued a follow-up statement pointing out that the quotes from the mysterious figure seemingly identifying himself as a Sith Lord bent on overthrowing the Republic and ruling the galaxy gave no indication that he had any connection with the Sith.
I bet you can go further and find out this is tied to 9/11 somehow.
Watching our resident communista's shill for MS13 is special…
they moved the guy to a non-gang prison. Strange if he’s such a violent terrorist.
I bet you claimed he wasn't a gang member and that the tats were photo shop
Keeping your perfect record
Can you get a conjugal visit?
Race devolving to “no you’re gay” when confronted with his bullshit. Adorable
Well can you?
I don't consider gay an insult but you're free to your opinion
I’m not insulted and you’re still projecting.
You said it was an insult
Make up your mind
citation needed
Love is in the air
Just don't claim that illegal aliens have more rights and support from the America Lasters than Americans, especially if a battered woman is involved. Clearly her fault. She should have made the sandwich.
DuckFS is basically invisible now. Lol
”I’m a troll”
Anyhow, the guy was in the gang, and that’s actually one of the better things about his CV.
Keep rooting for violent illegal aliens, Dems.
Chrissy calling me invisible and yet he can’t stop mentioning me. Love is in the air
”I’m a troll!”
it’s fun to mock. What else can I say