Wondering why my flight attendants never look like this
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True. And, they are encouraged to spend time chatting with the customers.
The big talent is in this market segment.
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There are hot stewardesses, but there are hardly ever more than one per flight, except for maybe some 15 hour flight around the world. I will say a male flight attendant gave me an extra shot of vodka for a red eye to Newark or JFK once (hopefully he wasn't trying to hit on Bill).
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He was.
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I have many thoughts on this and really don't know where to begin. Having young, vibrant female flight attendants definitely resonates with most passengers - more so the men.
My perspective as a line captain is totally different. I want them to be able to do their jobs in an emergency or dealing with the occasional douchebags in the back. You'd be surprised how many midair medical issues we get. The mileage varies on how well some FA crews handle those.
I've been in the industry 24+ years. Their hotness or lack there of doesn't really matter. I keep things professional, but light. I do not fraternize with them. When I upgraded to captain, I got a star on my wings and a target on my back. Some FAs are out to get you. Either they want to be your ball-and-chain or take your down for inappropriate behavior. There have been too many #metoo incidents, some years after the fact and the pilots in question got the hammer dropped on them.
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At this point I just want them to be able to kick super obese people out and tell annoying people to sit down and shut the fuck up.
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We are not a serious country.
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holy moly
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The Milfs of the 60s and 70s were next level.
Though flight attendants were usually always single.
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I used to fly ANA (and Singapore Air) quite a bit from Dulles to Tokyo and Tokyo to Singapore. Some absolute top shelf talent with the Asian airlines. All women, not one of them over 35, all attractive and slender, and all dressed like geishas. Long haul business class is a dream with them. I also used to do a bunch of long haul with United. Differences could not be more stark. Not one attendant UNDER 40. In many convos with them mid flight in the galley area it appears that the primo schedules are the long haul schedules, and thus seniority rules, and thus they are full of crypt keepers. But they were always at least friendly in Polaris business on long hauls…even if the median age was 50+. Domestic US major air travel is the absolute worst experience ever. I always fly first because I have about a billion miles still, and it's still hot garbage.
One other plug. The Middle East airlines were even better than the Asian airlines. Emirates and Qatar get absolute top shelf Turkish women (I assume) and the service is exceptional.
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A few years ago you texted me from a hotel lobby in Dubai saying that Bollywood was having some sort of festival there and I would have been a pig in slop from all the lovelies wandering about.
