I wonder if he uses that Lume full body deodorant stuff in all of those crevasses. He could single handedly keep that company afloat and keep that gross, crazy lady onscreen.
If I didn't dislike him already, I would for that.
Does he not know that you can basically get Ozempic from the corner mart at this point?
Fuck, actually, he's probably already on it to control the diabetes and that's him in "weight control" form.
Imagine having to do his laundry…his single, daily outfit would fill up the entire fucking washing machine tub. MF'er is out here doing 10 loads a week just to keep up with having clean clothes each morning.
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Unbelievable
Looks like I am sitting behind Kim tonight:
He can sue Uber at that weight
He has to use ForkLyft.
Tan. Rested. Ready.
Averaging 550 lbs across the line. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble
Does he have a twin brother he rides motorcycles with?
sometimes I forget these are real people
I wonder if he uses that Lume full body deodorant stuff in all of those crevasses. He could single handedly keep that company afloat and keep that gross, crazy lady onscreen.
If I didn't dislike him already, I would for that.
The human embodiment of “Well…ackchually…”
what’s even more terrifying than that thing is that at least 1/4 of the US population is probably like that. @PostGameOrangeSlices do you fit in?
lmfao
I think he’s wearing women’s maternity pants. Holy fuckall, I can smell the late stage diabetes from here.
take it to the @pawz MAHA board !
I had nachos at the gayme last night. True story.
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Proud of you, big dog !
They give you a fork. I used it.
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This will be WoolleyDoogs Christmas card next year
Does he not know that you can basically get Ozempic from the corner mart at this point?
Fuck, actually, he's probably already on it to control the diabetes and that's him in "weight control" form.
Imagine having to do his laundry…his single, daily outfit would fill up the entire fucking washing machine tub. MF'er is out here doing 10 loads a week just to keep up with having clean clothes each morning.
It’s in poor taste to make fun of someone in his position, however, c’mon man do something to help yourself out