What Sark Told the LA Media Today - Priceless

“We’re a Hail Mary away from being a top five team in the country,” USC coach Steve Sarkisian said tonight.
They are also some missed field goals at Stanford and Arizona away from being 1-5.
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But god is on his side
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Why do you hate positivity?
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Good lord.
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He told me that this was just like a Motorola when he was selling beepers at the mall.
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Ho. Lee. Shit.
One Hail Mary from being top 5 in the country?
And one road grader run attack ...
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The herp? High cholesterol?topdawgnc said:Ho. Lee. Shit.
One Hail Mary from being top 5 in the country?
And one road grader run attack ...
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Sark's gonna Sark.
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So Mr. Damone
I saw Sark and Johnny Nansen jumping around celebrating after this missed FG.....all I could think was "they are gonna celebrate this and tank it again next week."
Thoughts?MikeDamone said:Sark's gonna Sark.
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He's a shot glass half full type of guy. Quite honestly.
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I think it's going to be a cool week for the Trojans man. In-N-Out truck will be at practice every day, Sark will be at the Viper Room until 2 am every night, dance contests will keep the team loose and edgy, Sark will castrate a bison on Friday in front of the team.HuskyJW said:So Mr. Damone
I saw Sark and Johnny Nansen jumping around celebrating after this missed FG.....all I could think was "they are gonna celebrate this and tank it again next week."
Thoughts?MikeDamone said:Sark's gonna Sark.
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I believe this guy has a thorn in his brain. Nobody is this much of a buffoon. Okay, maybe he is.
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USC's record is not indicative of what a shitty coach Sark is.
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“We’re a Hail Mary away from being a top five team in the country,” USC coach Steve Sarkisian said tonight.
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TTJ said:
“We’re a Hail Mary away from being a top five team in the country,” USC coach Steve Sarkisian said tonight.
And one zipped fly away from surprise 2 hole.
Holy shit.
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Teams that lose to BC should NEVER be in the top 25, much less the top 5.
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I'm not sure DJ would appreciate homoerotic gifs on his forum.
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serious question... is Stark, Haden's boytoy?
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Yes of course. But you do know that's not Sark he's humping in that gif right?sarktastic said:serious question... is Stark, Haden's boytoy?
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Only as long as being on his side... fits his plan. God's plan might eventually diverge from being on Sark's side... like it during for the BC and ASU games... and probably will for a couple more games this season.PostGameOrangeSlices said:But god is on his side
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The humper in that video is Peter Sirmon, little known fact!
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No, but you can see that it stops right before what looks like Sark about to commence a citrus gathering.dnc said:
Yes of course. But you do know that's not Sark he's humping in that gif right?sarktastic said:serious question... is Stark, Haden's boytoy?
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Sark wore black that gamegreenblood said:
No, but you can see that it stops right before what looks like Sark about to commence a citrus gathering.dnc said:
Yes of course. But you do know that's not Sark he's humping in that gif right?sarktastic said:serious question... is Stark, Haden's boytoy?
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But still...........dnc said:
Sark wore black that gamegreenblood said:
No, but you can see that it stops right before what looks like Sark about to commence a citrus gathering.dnc said:
Yes of course. But you do know that's not Sark he's humping in that gif right?sarktastic said:serious question... is Stark, Haden's boytoy?
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Naturally slimming, keep up.dnc said:
Sark wore black that gamegreenblood said:
No, but you can see that it stops right before what looks like Sark about to commence a citrus gathering.dnc said:
Yes of course. But you do know that's not Sark he's humping in that gif right?sarktastic said:serious question... is Stark, Haden's boytoy?