What Sark Told the LA Media Today - Priceless

Meek

firstly, you gotta give props to Scott Wolfe for this (and being way fucking better at his job than the LPT are at antagonizing the beehive).

“We’re a Hail Mary away from being a top five team in the country,” USC coach Steve Sarkisian said tonight.

They are also some missed field goals at Stanford and Arizona away from being 1-5.

PostGameOrangeSlices

But god is on his side

Tequilla

Why do you hate positivity?

DerekJohnson

Good lord.

KoolAidMan

He told me that this was just like a Motorola when he was selling beepers at the mall.

topdawgnc

Ho. Lee. Shit.

One Hail Mary from being top 5 in the country?

And one road grader run attack ...

Jesus Christ ... I need some of what this guy has.

GrundleStiltzkin

topdawgnc said:

Ho. Lee. Shit.

One Hail Mary from being top 5 in the country?

And one road grader run attack ...

Jesus Christ ... I need some of what this guy has.

The herp? High cholesterol?

MikeDamone

Sark's gonna Sark.

Full of shit and platitudes, as always.

HuskyJW

So Mr. Damone

I saw Sark and Johnny Nansen jumping around celebrating after this missed FG.....all I could think was "they are gonna celebrate this and tank it again next week."

Thoughts?

MikeDamone said:

Sark's gonna Sark.

Full of shit and platitudes, as always.

H_D

He's a shot glass half full type of guy. Quite honestly.

MikeDamone

HuskyJW said:

So Mr. Damone

I saw Sark and Johnny Nansen jumping around celebrating after this missed FG.....all I could think was "they are gonna celebrate this and tank it again next week."

Thoughts?

MikeDamone said:

Sark's gonna Sark.

Full of shit and platitudes, as always.

I think it's going to be a cool week for the Trojans man. In-N-Out truck will be at practice every day, Sark will be at the Viper Room until 2 am every night, dance contests will keep the team loose and edgy, Sark will castrate a bison on Friday in front of the team.

Fenwick

I believe this guy has a thorn in his brain. Nobody is this much of a buffoon. Okay, maybe he is.

KoolAidMan

USC's record is not indicative of what a shitty coach Sark is.

TTJ

“We’re a Hail Mary away from being a top five team in the country,” USC coach Steve Sarkisian said tonight.

GrundleStiltzkin

TTJ said:

“We’re a Hail Mary away from being a top five team in the country,” USC coach Steve Sarkisian said tonight.

And one zipped fly away from surprise 2 hole.

Holy shit.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Teams that lose to BC should NEVER be in the top 25, much less the top 5.

PurpleReign

I'm not sure DJ would appreciate homoerotic gifs on his forum.

CuntWaffle

TTJ said:

sarktastic

serious question... is Stark, Haden's boytoy?

dnc

sarktastic said:

serious question... is Stark, Haden's boytoy?

Yes of course. But you do know that's not Sark he's humping in that gif right?

uzi

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

But god is on his side

Only as long as being on his side... fits his plan. God's plan might eventually diverge from being on Sark's side... like it during for the BC and ASU games... and probably will for a couple more games this season.