Good day to be a Dwag

I once worked for this guy. General Honore. I think he made to 3 star. He was a bit of a stuffed uniform, but he was entertaining. He used the phrase “you’re stuck on stupid” and told us “this ain’t Burger King. You don’t it get it your way”. I used to do an impression of him doing the Minnie the Moocher as an Army briefing. I got caught by his COS. He made me do it in front of Honore. True story. Honore loved it. Once saw him in HEB in Copperas Cove TX with an entire shopping cart full of nothing but booze.
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