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Middle class Elon just reached the “Where should I stay when I come to the Rose Bowl?” potion of the FAQs.
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And I'm asking some fat boomers with their toilet paper degrees and sales jobs to believe me?
lol.
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Any ass fucking going on?
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I knew things would get ugly on this bored after yesterday, I just didn’t think it would devolve into cell service shit talking. SAD!
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Middle Class Elon and Bill are a special breed.
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Yes. Literally non stop on here you are.
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You know you're divorced from the tech space by about a million light years when you're throwing "Elon" around everywhere.
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Please, it’s Middle Class Elon.
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Haie I want to hear more about the round of golf you shot at the Rose Bowl.
That dog leg right behind the water on 11 is a really tough draw out of the box, am I right? 🤣
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Appears we may need to change his name to Dollar Store Elon. Seriously, never been to the Rose Bowl?
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You came here with your gay as fuck "See ya next year guys stop saying mean things about my team!!!" schtick and have been F5'ing the board for the last 18 hours straight.
And have been going in circles over semantics ever since.
My favorite is commenting on people's signatures which means you're such a fucking loser that you're actually sitting somewhere with a laptop, etc. So I don't even know why you'd be arguing about phone service.
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lolz! What??
Did you get to the clear backpack portion of the FAQs yet?
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Haie what exactly is it that you get out of lying to middle aged men on an anonymous sports message board?
What kind of validation do you seek? Is it just to make up for a lifetime of being ignored in your everyday life? Is it because you weren’t popular in HS and thus an angry introvert in college and adulthood?
This is a safe space and we are here to help you.
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haie, there is nothing gayer than being caught telling lie, after lie, bragging about how much money you make, and how hot your wife is, in a pathetic attempt to impress, I can only assume Bill, because nobody else gives a fuck.
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Just be thankful he’s only lying to us here. He takes it a step further with middle aged men at the Moda Center.
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He’s currently reading about the traffic bottleneck in and out of the stadium.
Next Google is “best hotels and restaurants in Old Town Pasadena”
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Furiously researching True Foods Kitchen’s menu.
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No pictures makes it harder to choose.
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It's fun to see hipster Seaver spaz out over it, what can I say?
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Hipster? I only said I didn’t have service at the venue and you two fucking spastics went nuts.
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I got service in that fan zone attached to the stadium over by the golf course clubhouse but that was really the only spot. Once you went inside the stadium compete dead zone.
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This could be explained by the fact that the last time UW actually won a Rose Bowl their phones looked like this.
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We believe you. 😉
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Hilarious that the sales quook that claims he hits his numbers yet cries on the Tug constantly about his business comes at it from this angle.
Sorry buddy. I went to a real school, made better life choices than you, and was in Houston while you were trying to find Jabba's gash buried under the rolls.
Also hilarious seeing as one of us actually played high school football and one of us…*ahem* did fuck all at some shit tier Oregon high school yet you want to go down this road of who's an "introvert".
Gay and retarded has always aptly described every thought you've ever put forth here.
Sorry I'm successful enough that unlike you, I don't have to affiliate myself with some city as a metric of superiority. I only use the shit I actually earned on my own.
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“I was in Houston”
Sure wink wink
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There’s nothing to believe you absolute spoon. You’re just a dumbfuck who couldn’t follow the discussion. As always.
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9/10
You forgot to mention your “super hot tall blonde wife”
😂
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I was in Houston too. If I wasn’t then how come I know that only clear plastic bags that are 12 in x 6 in x 12 in or smaller, one-gallon clear resealable plastic bags, or small clutch bags or purses that are 4.5 in x 6.5 in or smaller are permitted?
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Why do I need to mention her on here when you jack off to it already every other post?
Are all women under 40 fat and ugly to you?
Of course they are.
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He doesn’t care what a bunch of middle aged quooks think. You can tell by those four paragraphs.
