Ass Fucking Update
This was worse by far than any of the other CFP games that we bicker about- eg 2014, 16 or 2023.
This was next level, over before the 2nd quarter ass fucking.
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Yes, it was. Congratulations to UW
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team got absolutely shell shocked. Dont think I’ve ever seen anything quite like that in a big game. Shows how far the gap is still to close.
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UW was trash as fuck this year including getting killed by UO.
But as you guys value ass fucking metrics, this game shall live in infamy.
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print the 13-1 t-shirts!
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I expected a 7 pt game either way. Honestly, shocked by the blow out
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Congratulations, you were great tonight.
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We fucking suck, pal.
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Yeah I know.
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I just want it on the record that this was the worst ass fucking of the previous attempts of our two schools.
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How many times do I have to congratulate you?
What you’re feeling right now is relief not success.
I honestly thought you were one of the better ones. Sounds like I was wrong.
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it’s got nothing to do with me. Oregon whipped our ass this year and you can shit talk me or any other Husky fan all you want in this cycle @MikeSeaver . Oregon is in a better spot than Washington at present. You don’t have to congratulate me for shit.
However, this board is fond of reminding who got who ass fucked the most in various natty runs of our respective programs. And this ass fucking shall live in infamy. -
that’s the second time in my life that I’ve seen a starting running back quit in the second quarter
that WSU running back years ago, did it against the Huskies in Pullman.
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Emmittttt Smith quit in the 1989 Freedom Bowl. You could say it didn't mean a lot, but it was still a bitch move.
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And I will add there is absolutely no relief of success.
This is a stupid “ass fucking” metric debate as we all argue merits of the 2014, 16, 23, and 24 UO/UW seasons. -
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I will bend the knee all day long @MikeSeaver and respect your love of the Beatles. But, god damn it, I don’t wanna hear about 2016 and 2023 UW.
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I promise. Also I’m not much of a Beatles fan. They’re fine. A few of their later songs are brilliant. But they are not near the top of any of my lists.
Maybe confusing me with someone else?
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I was offering my respect @MikeSeaver based on Kenny Wheaton teaching the band to play 30 years later.
That said, I want us to strive for ass fucking natty run objectivity in this space. And I have not felt that from you Ducks regarding 2016 and 2023 Washington squads.
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2016-18 seasons never happened according to Mike. He will go in circles for 30+ pages arguing that.
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god damn it I forgot about that one
Also one of the tunes I like
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You are a ridiculous human being
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I listened to the Matt Prehm podcast and they lamented lack of talent in some positions.
Which is odd considering how all they do the other 364 days of the year is spend Nike skrilla on all that talent and brag about it.
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it’s not lack of talent…. The last 4 to 5 years they’re recruiting is at least top 10 if not top five.
It’s coaching. And it’s total lack of player development. They can’t do it.
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I'm too lazy to look it up, but Ohio State has a lot of long term starters, it's not just rent-a-team. Whoregon could barely handle Wisconsin. There were signs.
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Especially on defense, some graphic showed most of the starters on D were at least 3 seasons with OSU. Downs was the only starter in his first year with OSU.
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I think it was 7-8 starters who in the 4th or 5th year and 8-9 in at least year 3 on defense.
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They didn’t punch back. Never saw a worse performance by a group of safeties in my life.
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I will grant you that UW has much more familiarity with being ass fucked so your experience with being ass fuck shouldn't be ignored. But with my limited experience in the last year, I can say that it isn't very enjoyable.
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Ass fucking is easier to take when you've mentally checked on a "steaming pile of dog shit" type season.
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Just lay back and think of England is what you're saying?
