We need a general tweet of the day thread
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Just don't call it a religion or fascistic. No blasphemy or fun allowed.
https://instapundit.com/
IS TRUMP MAKING SNL GREAT AGAIN?! Probably not — salvaging America is one thing, but bringing Saturday Night Live back to life is a nigh-impossible task at this late date. Still, credit where credit is due: Watch: Chris Rock Sends Libs Searching for a Safe Space With ‘SNL’ Monologue Slamming Biden, Democrats.
“Trump had a good year, man,” Rock said. “Trump survived an assassination attempt. Won the presidency again by winning the popular vote. Was just named Time ‘Man of the Year.’ You know?”
“It could happen to a nicer guy.”
That may have been the worst of it, as Rock immediately ripped anti-Trump liberals for saying the president-elect’s return to the White House would shatter norms and etiquette.
“A lot of people are scared. Like, ‘Oh, my God, he’s going to be so undignified,'” he mocked. “When I say a lot of people, I’m talking about the nine New Yorkers that didn’t vote for him, okay?”
He then eviscerated Clinton.
“Come on, man, this is not the most dignified job in the world,” Rock said of the presidency. “We’ve had presidents show up to the inauguration with pregnant slaves, okay? And I’m just talking about Bill Clinton.”
Rock continued with some jokes about the Menendez brothers getting out of prison just in time to get deported by the 47th President and teaming up with the world’s “richest African-American,” Elon Musk.
“Trump is not playing. He’s got Elon. They’re going to put them in a rocket ship — call it SpaceMex,” he quipped.
At one point, the former SNL regular addressed Joe Biden’s pardon of Hunter Biden, joking that the president might not have all of his mental faculties, but he can still stick it to people.
“I gotta hand it to Joe. He don’t move as fast as he used to, he don’t talk as fast as he used to,” Rock laughed. “But that middle finger still works.”
The comment elicited some good laughs. Not laughing, however, were leftists on X who suggested Rock needed to be slapped by Will Smith again for daring to make jokes across the political aisle.
“Normalizing the felon will never be funny,” one BlueSky woman wrote. “Love Chris Rock but oof.”
The Ayatollah Khomeini was famously quoted as saying, “An Islamic regime must be serious in every field. There are no jokes in Islam. There is no humor in Islam. There is no fun in Islam. There can be no fun and joy in whatever is serious.” And even he’d probably be wondering today why doctrinaire leftists are such humorless scolds.
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No idea if this is true but current trends say yes, they are trans and on huge doses of crazy juice.
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It's impossible to watch while those tits keep coming at me;-).
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Great speech. I don't know why it took him so long to see the truth.
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I thought Trudeau's father was Fidel Castro?
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Woman kicks Trudeau's ass!
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A lot of interesting stuff out today!
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But but it’s just a drop in the bucket to fund endless wars…
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Trump goaded them into this! Just like charging a former president…
5D chess.
Gents the fun will begin on J20!
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Your feel good video of the day. Thousands of acres of US farm land eaten up to build solar farms using largely chicom solar panels and using massive federal and state tax dollars to build dirty unreliable "renewable" solar facilities. There is no way these things will last 25 years. But we can feel good that all the metals and minerals used to build these things are not mined in the US but mined by the chicoms using state of the art mining techniques and with a deep commitment to environmental concerns in China and third world sh*t holes so the mining devastation really doesn't matter. Out of sight, out of mind.
Hey, can I build a house in the Columbia Gorge? Not a phucking chance. Uh, can I build a 500 megawatt wind farm? Sure, and here is your bucket of money.
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Pretty cool video. Of course, Team Dazzler hates the African-American legal immigrant who is responsible for this along with converting Twitter from a government censorship institution to the world's leading free speech platform. Now if Musk was an asylum seeking MS-13 or a Tren de Aragua illegal alien that would be different because those innocent third world children aren't going to traffic themselves.
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Just in case you were dumb enough to think the police killed him…
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BidenBros cheer!
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Just more indigenous
Nazis, uh ISIS supporters, democratic freedom fighters.https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/watch-syrian-moderate-rebel-removes-isis-patch-prompting-american-journalist
Watch: Syrian 'Moderate Rebel' Removes ISIS Patch At Prompting Of American Journalistby Tyler Durden Tuesday, Dec 17, 2024 - 04:40 PM
Video footage has recently emerged taken by journalist James Longman advising 'rebels' in Syria that the ISIS logo on their uniforms will be misunderstood by Western audiences. Longman, who is ABC News' Chief International Correspondent, demonstrates a trend of American journalists going to war zones to essentially coach combatants on how to better present themselves to the outside world. Mainstream media has for many years pushed the myth of "moderate rebels" in Syria seeking to topple Assad, which they finally did this month.
One of the militants, who might be a member of the US-designated terror group Hayat Tahrir al-Sham or possibly another hardline Islamist faction, attempts to claim to the US journalist that the emblem does not represent ISIS. Still, the man wearing the ISIS patch seems to take the hint and dutifully removes it for the camera. They swear to ABC's Longman that they are not Daesh (or ISIS), even while openly sporting its symbols.
Having examined the disturbing video, Ali Abunimah of Electronic Intifada - who speaks Arabic - has issued the following reaction: "I've seen this video circulating today, along with the claim that James Longman told the fighter to remove the ISIS patch. He does not do that in this video clip. But it's not much of a 'confrontation' either. And however Longman intended it, the fighters appear to interpret his comments as friendly advice on how to present themselves and in fact remove the patch. Understandable that this is reminding people of how Western media colluded in the rebranding of the Azov Battallion in Ukraine that they had been accurately describing as hardcore Nazis just months earlier." Watch:
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Russia has all the documentation. They were there and the biolabs were their big target.
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Like removing the swastikas from Ukraine
You didn't see that
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What is the functional difference between Morning Joe and the dazzler? Leftards lie and love to be lied to.
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Speaking of St. George…
Why would they oppose this so vigorusly?
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Elon has been saving our collective bacon for a little while.
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This has nothing to do with anything other than to note Foxy Knoxy has moved past her patchouli and dreads phase. Looking solid.
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The fact there was no investigation to this is disgusting... there were police right there... absolutely no reason for him to discharge his fire arm... and then to pay him off afterwards... wtf.
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Someone call this guy and make sure he's dead. My phones down. @DucksFC
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Morons in CA are wearing masks again. Was in a board meeting today and an idiot was in there wearing a pink mask. She did just get back from China and I didn't ask so maybe she thought she was protecting us?
