It's game time. How many mules? How many broken water mains? How many breathless prognostications on MSNBC? How many crying snowflakes at election parties?
Find out all this and more as we lurch toward a new President by tomorrow, or maybe a week from tomorrow after the lawsuits are settled.
I cast my vote two weeks ago absentee for the evil orange Nazi man. Taylor Swift probably hates me.
"Most" polls tilted to Trump but I still think broken water mains wins in the end. I wish I had more faith in the process.
Win or loose I booze.