Dear Flatulence, or whatever the fuck your name really is,
No need to reach out to my idiot twin sister, if you want REAL ADVICE you come to me. Capiche?
And no, you don’t take your cheating ex-wife or your former coach that was jerking off to a photo of Bear Bryant in a Houston locker room in January back! You nuts?
Listen, you dipshits seem to keep giving the same jilted ex energy every goddamn time your guy ditches you for a hotter program. Were you assholes in the national championship game or not? Yeah, you might have sagging tits, a cellulite riddled ass, and a bunch of whiny brats still living with you at home, but channel your inner divorcee and do what I did when my husband left me for his trollop (may they both rot in Hell) - either make it work with your rebound or get yourself dolled up and find someone new.
Please pull your collective heads out of your asses,
"And no, you don’t take your cheating ex-wife or your former coach that was jerking off to a photo of Bear Bryant in a Houston locker room in January back! You nuts?"
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Why even try?
-PGOS
-Also the AD
Dear reader,
Your girlfriend gets a new boyfriend every 2-3 years and this analogy is giving me AIDS so I'm going to kill myself.
Thanks for reading,
Abigail
PGOS is Kim
You give that site alot of free pub
Insult
PGOS and @Canadawg
You and Purple J vs the field
We're the anti doogs
Probably need a new website
DoogieNights.com where DeBoer is eternally coach and fan fiction is written about his accomplishment
is this still going. This is like when I quit watching a show then years later I see they did like 5 more seasons.
Doog & Order
Doogs Anatomy
I guess we could talk about the short side option and whine about NIL
And our 4-3 great recruiter
Here to talk DAWGS
Dear Flatulence, or whatever the fuck your name really is,
No need to reach out to my idiot twin sister, if you want REAL ADVICE you come to me. Capiche?
And no, you don’t take your cheating ex-wife or your former coach that was jerking off to a photo of Bear Bryant in a Houston locker room in January back! You nuts?
Listen, you dipshits seem to keep giving the same jilted ex energy every goddamn time your guy ditches you for a hotter program. Were you assholes in the national championship game or not? Yeah, you might have sagging tits, a cellulite riddled ass, and a bunch of whiny brats still living with you at home, but channel your inner divorcee and do what I did when my husband left me for his trollop (may they both rot in Hell) - either make it work with your rebound or get yourself dolled up and find someone new.
Please pull your collective heads out of your asses,
Ann
I didn't say you said that and you know it
My friend Yella hedging bets and playing avoidance games
"And no, you don’t take your cheating ex-wife or your former coach that was jerking off to a photo of Bear Bryant in a Houston locker room in January back! You nuts?"
Duck fans cheering DeBoer being gone
Gee
Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders
Maybe if you were nicer people would like you and Abby wouldn’t be the national face of advice columns.