Lil Shit has arrived!
Due date was 10/6, but like his old man, he came early. He’s a top 50 OL prospect in the class of 2042, and I’m already getting offer letters from schools delivered to the hospital. I told em all to fuck off, cuz he’s all Dwag!
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There's a NYBE joke in there somewhere, but I'm not gonna make it.
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I’m mocking real posts guys made like that on Dawgman back in the day. I shouldn’t have to explain that, but here we are. I actually did have a kid today, so way to fag out in my poast about it.
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clean it up
here to talk DAWGS
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pics?
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FFS you're the one who made the premature joke. I was riffing. Congrats, big shit.
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congrats!! Please ensure he plays center, can hold a bag, and has fluid hips. TIAFYS
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Congrats!
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Make sure to follow the Marv Marinovich parenting plan.
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He’s on a strict diet and workout regiment already.
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Mommy boobs are the best.
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What's a Mommy?
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Not really, cause they’re off limits and reserved for being the dairy farm.
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Thank you, sir, for your demographic service to the nation !
I only met my quota but you’ve doubled it.
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Congratulations to you and Mrs. Feces on the arrival of the little nugget.
You have now outdone the original Mr. Hankey.
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Be sure to let your wife know that I named your child. Can’t wait for the bumper class in 2042!
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I believe @FireCohen named my child, but he (not my kid) ded now.
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Congrats on the lil turd.
Mine is class of 2039 and Sark already offered
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how do you know it’s yours? @dirtysouwfdawg claims a ginger as his.
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had a DNA test done, he’s mine.
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Feces you worthless parent!
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I'm glad the universe has another shit stain.
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I’m running on 5 hours of sleep in the last 72 hours, so I probably will be pretty worthless today lol.
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Screw the offer letter, get him in training to be a Hardcore Husky admin. That’s where real fame and glory lies.
