Lil Shit has arrived!
Due date was 10/6, but like his old man, he came early. He’s a top 50 OL prospect in the class of 2042, and I’m already getting offer letters from schools delivered to the hospital. I told em all to fuck off, cuz he’s all Dwag!
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There's a NYBE joke in there somewhere, but I'm not gonna make it.
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I’m mocking real posts guys made like that on Dawgman back in the day. I shouldn’t have to explain that, but here we are. I actually did have a kid today, so way to fag out in my poast about it.
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clean it up
here to talk DAWGS
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pics?
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FFS you're the one who made the premature joke. I was riffing. Congrats, big shit.
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congrats!! Please ensure he plays center, can hold a bag, and has fluid hips. TIAFYS
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Congrats!
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Make sure to follow the Marv Marinovich parenting plan.
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He’s on a strict diet and workout regiment already.
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Mommy boobs are the best.
