Thoughts From the Weekend

First, the easy stuff... who knew the collective Missassissiiippiippii skools would become the epicenter of colege futbol power? Not me... probably Fleenor and Aandy did though. Of course, as I mentioned last week, this is the fucking weirdest college football season I remember.
Sark is who we thought he is... sloppy. His comments to the sideline reporter (who he probably tried to bang after the game) about being a second half team actually made me laugh out loud. I thought to myself, "Does this guy even have a clue who he is?". What second half in 5 years could he have possibly been referring to? Oh, you mean like Oregon State?

Sprott Shaw is who we thought he is... Although Notre Dame is ranked 9, I can't see it... Stanford should have put a plunger in them. It didn't happen because their defensive secondary has become a complete clown show. Hogan's no Andrew Luck, but nobody expected that. He should be serviceable and Montgomery is a beast, and the o-line is always ready to rumble, but somehow it doesn't work. Oh well, they gave Sark the greatest win of his career so far and the USC faithful will notice that win won't look as hot within a few weeks.
I would, however to suggest that Michigan State is pretty much what we used to be on a lot of levels. They are awesome on defense, their stadium kinda reminds me of Husky Stadium and there's just something I like about that program. I really wish Woody and the other marketing-tards in the UW athletic department would mimic Michigan State's uniforms instead of Oregon's. Imagine if we simply swapped out the colors of MSU and had a nice deep purple jersey with big block numbers and solid pants like that... I guess the kids don't like 'em... not sure what kids they get at MSU that apparently don't care, or even buy into tradition, but someone said that once, so it must be true.
Wine of the week... I went with a premium wine this week... Line 39 from the Sonoma Valley area. It has a screw cap and a killer pale blue with bright orange label. Costs a lot more than we usually drink (it's $6.99), but tastes pretty good when paired with Pirate's Booty.
See you next week when I don't comment on the Dawgs/Cal game because I don't have Pac12 Networks.
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Ruby Grape is my choice of wine. I love the color it dyes the sheets after a night of puking, sort of a type dye style.
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Oh, and I forgot to mention the UCLA game... to watch Utah dismantle UCLA at sea level was impressive. Hundley and about 4 other guys all lost the Heisman this weekend during a 3 hour window. Utah made a good decision to tell their original starting QB that he and his mullet should consider joining the hockey team.
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Utah is coming of age before our eyes.
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Anxiety anyone? Impending doom? Who still believes that UW will win 9-10 games? Holy shit what a weekend. FarkSark! and bath in duck tears, they really are good for the skin.
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I forgot to add that I even caught some of the Michigan / Rutgers game... I predict there will be more angry mid-west students chanting and burning tires in front of the Michigan AD's office this week.
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I hope Hundley savored his "Heisman moments" last night. That's all he's going to get.Meek said:Oh, and I forgot to mention the UCLA game... to watch Utah dismantle UCLA at sea level was impressive. Hundley and about 4 other guys all lost the Heisman this weekend during a 3 hour window. Utah made a good decision to tell their original starting QB that he and his mullet should consider joining the hockey team.
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TL, DR
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I know... but it should have been even longer because so much amaze-balls shit happened this weekend... i forgot to include so much fun shit that caught my eyes, but i tried to brief (not brief enough obviously), but the USC towel boys on the sideline has to rank up there as one of the funniest sites in college football. When these guys see themselves on tv you have to wonder what they'll think of the head man forcing them to bounce up and down with yellow towels like Abercrombie & Fitch-obsessed teenagers at a Kid n Play concert.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:TL, DR
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Max Browne didn't want to play for Sark and went to USC. Suddenly he's playing for Sark. You wonder how that's going.
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Good poont... Of course, this reminds me of another one Sark lost at UW, Zach Banner.DerekJohnson said:Max Browne didn't want to play for Sark and went to USC. Suddenly he's playing for Sark. You wonder how that's going.
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did you see all the USC fan boys throwing their yellow towels and giggling when the fans wanted a pass interference called? There aren't words for how pathetic Sark is making USC look. I wonder which of the 47 assistants he is overpaying will be the first to be fired.
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I hope it's Tui, for his sake.Meek said:did you see all the USC fan boys throwing their yellow towels and giggling when the fans wanted a pass interference called? There aren't words for how pathetic Sark is making USC look. I wonder which of the 47 assistants he is overpaying will be the first to be fired.
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Tui may actually become the first man in history to coach 2 bowl wins while never coaching a single regular game.
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Meek said:
Tui may actually become the first man in history to coach 2 bowl wins in back to back seasons for two different teams while never coaching a single regular game.
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Anyone who thinks the Fappening was overrated deserves 0-infinity.Purple_Pills said: -
Browne and Banner are warmly welcome to join KeiVarae Russell's homecoming next fall.PurpleBaze said:
Good poont... Of course, this reminds me of another one Sark lost at UW, Zach Banner.DerekJohnson said:Max Browne didn't want to play for Sark and went to USC. Suddenly he's playing for Sark. You wonder how that's going.
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Shaggy Bevo is a must for college football fucktards.
Their talent with MS Paint is unrivaled.
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But WDWTA!!1!TTJ said:
Browne and Banner are warmly welcome to join KeiVarae Russell's homecoming next fall.PurpleBaze said:
Good poont... Of course, this reminds me of another one Sark lost at UW, Zach Banner.DerekJohnson said:Max Browne didn't want to play for Sark and went to USC. Suddenly he's playing for Sark. You wonder how that's going.