Best/Worst Case UW
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Best case scenario- One day before the Boise game, the entire UW AD perishes in a huge fire that Sark narrowly escapes but he dies in the hospital from third degree burns.
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Worst case scenario in my opinion is 5-7, I don't see Sark losing to Idaho State, Colorado, Cal, or WSU... pulls another win out of his ass somewhere along the line because the team is young/injured and no way we can expect them to be special until at least 2015 (then we will have a young QB so it would probably be until at least 2016)
Best case Sark starts 4-0 (Doogs scream Rose Bowl!). Pulls 1 out of his ass in that expected 3 game plunger series. Beats Cal, Colorado, and WSU and miraculously wins one more out of OSU/UCLA. end up 9-3 and winning the Bowl game and Sark gets a 15 year extension.
I fully expect neither of the above scenarios to happen though as I will always guess 7-6 until Sark is gone. -
5-7 is way better than 7-6 or 8-5. Simple fact.CuntWaffle said:Worst case scenario in my opinion is 5-7, I don't see Sark losing to Idaho State, Colorado, Cal, or WSU... pulls another win out of his ass somewhere along the line because the team is young/injured and no way we can expect them to be special until at least 2015 (then we will have a young QB so it would probably be until at least 2016)
Best case Sark starts 4-0 (Doogs scream Rose Bowl!). Pulls 1 out of his ass in that expected 3 game plunger series. Beats Cal, Colorado, and WSU and miraculously wins one more out of OSU/UCLA. end up 9-3 and winning the Bowl game and Sark gets a 15 year extension.
I fully expect neither of the above scenarios to happen though as I will always guess 7-6 until Sark is gone. -
Should have clarified it was from Doog perspective.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
5-7 is way better than 7-6 or 8-5. Simple fact.CuntWaffle said:Worst case scenario in my opinion is 5-7, I don't see Sark losing to Idaho State, Colorado, Cal, or WSU... pulls another win out of his ass somewhere along the line because the team is young/injured and no way we can expect them to be special until at least 2015 (then we will have a young QB so it would probably be until at least 2016)
Best case Sark starts 4-0 (Doogs scream Rose Bowl!). Pulls 1 out of his ass in that expected 3 game plunger series. Beats Cal, Colorado, and WSU and miraculously wins one more out of OSU/UCLA. end up 9-3 and winning the Bowl game and Sark gets a 15 year extension.
I fully expect neither of the above scenarios to happen though as I will always guess 7-6 until Sark is gone. -
Disagree.CuntWaffle said:
Should have clarified it was from Doog perspective.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
5-7 is way better than 7-6 or 8-5. Simple fact.CuntWaffle said:Worst case scenario in my opinion is 5-7, I don't see Sark losing to Idaho State, Colorado, Cal, or WSU... pulls another win out of his ass somewhere along the line because the team is young/injured and no way we can expect them to be special until at least 2015 (then we will have a young QB so it would probably be until at least 2016)
Best case Sark starts 4-0 (Doogs scream Rose Bowl!). Pulls 1 out of his ass in that expected 3 game plunger series. Beats Cal, Colorado, and WSU and miraculously wins one more out of OSU/UCLA. end up 9-3 and winning the Bowl game and Sark gets a 15 year extension.
I fully expect neither of the above scenarios to happen though as I will always guess 7-6 until Sark is gone.
5-7 gives the Doogs the chance to get on their soapboxes and tell us how they hated Sark longer than anyone did. -
Worst case does not include sark leaving, the worst case includes an extension
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Nobody was harder on Sark than Kim......TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Disagree.CuntWaffle said:
Should have clarified it was from Doog perspective.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
5-7 is way better than 7-6 or 8-5. Simple fact.CuntWaffle said:Worst case scenario in my opinion is 5-7, I don't see Sark losing to Idaho State, Colorado, Cal, or WSU... pulls another win out of his ass somewhere along the line because the team is young/injured and no way we can expect them to be special until at least 2015 (then we will have a young QB so it would probably be until at least 2016)
Best case Sark starts 4-0 (Doogs scream Rose Bowl!). Pulls 1 out of his ass in that expected 3 game plunger series. Beats Cal, Colorado, and WSU and miraculously wins one more out of OSU/UCLA. end up 9-3 and winning the Bowl game and Sark gets a 15 year extension.
I fully expect neither of the above scenarios to happen though as I will always guess 7-6 until Sark is gone.
5-7 gives the Doogs the chance to get on their soapboxes and tell us how they hated Sark longer than anyone did.
Worst case scenario is 8-5. Accomplishes nothing and they will extend Sark. -
Ted must be smokin some good shit these days.
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"The message is don't drink and drive, period."
What a stupid message. How the fuck am I supposed to get home from the bar? Walk? -
I actually will be walking back to the hotel after dinner and drinks
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Ted's annual best/worst case post is stupid. He doesn't look at realistic outcomes.
I agree with Cuntwaffle. Best-case would be stealing one of the tough 3. Do that, win the games you should and you are on track for 9 or 10.
Overall best case is 9-10 wins this season, 11-12 next season and Sark goes to the NFL.
The realistic worst case is 8-5 this year, a mediocre 9-10 wins next season (easy schedule plus Hawaii gives you 2 extra wins), Sark is extended and then falls back to 7-8 wins in 2015 and 2016. -
8-5 is pretty bad, but 5-7 or 6-6 is worse. Sark will probably get fired, and pool beotch will hire another middle of the pack coach. We'll See more 3rd and 4th pce PAC 12 North finishes and more 7-6's, maybe a very weak 9-4 with the pussy schedule coming up in 2014. Lather, rinse, repeat cliche
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Dammit...you make a very good point here.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:8-5 is pretty bad, but 5-7 or 6-6 is worse. Sark will probably get fired, and pool beotch will hire another middle of the pack coach. We'll See more 3rd and 4th pce PAC 12 North finishes and more 7-6's, maybe a very weak 9-4 with the pussy schedule coming up in 2014. Lather, rinse, repeat cliche
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I thought Sark was pool beotch
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What a stupid, stupid article.
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It's best case/worst case. Nothing to do with reality. Jesus.HeretoBeatmyChest said:
Ted's annual best/worst case post is stupid. He doesn't look at realistic outcomes.
I agree with Cuntwaffle. Best-case would be stealing one of the tough 3. Do that, win the games you should and you are on track for 9 or 10.
Overall best case is 9-10 wins this season, 11-12 next season and Sark goes to the NFL.
The realistic worst case is 8-5 this year, a mediocre 9-10 wins next season (easy schedule plus Hawaii gives you 2 extra wins), Sark is extended and then falls back to 7-8 wins in 2015 and 2016. -
TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Disagree.CuntWaffle said:
Should have clarified it was from Doog perspective.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
5-7 is way better than 7-6 or 8-5. Simple fact.CuntWaffle said:Worst case scenario in my opinion is 5-7, I don't see Sark losing to Idaho State, Colorado, Cal, or WSU... pulls another win out of his ass somewhere along the line because the team is young/injured and no way we can expect them to be special until at least 2015 (then we will have a young QB so it would probably be until at least 2016)
Best case Sark starts 4-0 (Doogs scream Rose Bowl!). Pulls 1 out of his ass in that expected 3 game plunger series. Beats Cal, Colorado, and WSU and miraculously wins one more out of OSU/UCLA. end up 9-3 and winning the Bowl game and Sark gets a 15 year extension.
I fully expect neither of the above scenarios to happen though as I will always guess 7-6 until Sark is gone.
5-7 givesthe DoogsSect14AFS et al the chance to get on their soapboxes and tell us how they hated Sark longer than anyone did.
Hey- it worked for him with the Ty Willie thingy
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Bruce Lee references are genius. I laughed, I cried. Autzen imploded. I like to quote my own posts. I do that.DeepSeaZ said:
It's best case/worst case. Nothing to do with reality. Jesus.
HeretoBeatmyChest said:Ted's annual best/worst case post is stupid. He doesn't look at realistic outcomes.
I agree with Cuntwaffle. Best-case would be stealing one of the tough 3. Do that, win the games you should and you are on track for 9 or 10.
Overall best case is 9-10 wins this season, 11-12 next season and Sark goes to the NFL.
The realistic worst case is 8-5 this year, a mediocre 9-10 wins next season (easy schedule plus Hawaii gives you 2 extra wins), Sark is extended and then falls back to 7-8 wins in 2015 and 2016.