My Sabbatical: Why Did I Come Back For This Vanilla Bullshit?

Worry bout u 😘😘😘

We got this white devil @huskyhooligan calling Mt Tahoma Mt Rainier. Other than that, Kalen DeBoer is recruiting Poland and I just moved to FL. No gator sightings yet, but I did eat some ice cream and befriended several stray cats along the way. Thinking about starting a swamp cult where I preside over a brothel of toothless southern belles and live in a sheet metal castle surrounded by a moat of alligators and snakes. My cat will drive me around in a hovercraft adorned with the bones of my enemies. Either that or the first integrated fighting league….Alligator fighting championship: Where man meets gator…You're the endangered species now BITCH!!! Or maybe just sell my feet pics to old chicks. Whatever works idk. The best thing about Florida so far is there's 93 octane fuel and it gives a nice buzz. Lots of bug genocide to be had here as well. Met a nice messican with face tats in Palm Springs that saw my bimmer and wanted to give me some freebees at his chop shop. According to him my brand new headlights were oxidized (lol no dumbass that's dirt and feces from driving through the storms in Cali). He had a sweet Charger, further proving that all people who drive those cars are crazy assholes.

Oh and one more thing. I've decided on what I will be called in FL. I'm going by Skeeter now, for obvious reasons. Vive el Skeeter ese!