Utah drinking landscape update

i'm in utah for a little biz and pleasure, so i thought i'd share with you all my learnings of the drinking rules here.

some simple rules to avoid 3.2% mormon beer:

1. don't buy beer from grocery/convenience stores. it is all 3.2% garbage.
2. don't buy draught beer from bars, it is all 3.2% garbage.
3. don't buy bottled beer at bars that is not labeled "full strength" or "DABC" (means it is sold by the liquor store to the account and not the local beer distributor)

some simple rules to enjoy yourself in utah with regular people alcohol:

1. buy booze/wine at bars, not beer. booze is all full strength, duh.
a. for Damone, i'd suggest a nice Pinot.
2. buy beer in bottles that are labeled DABC
3. go to the liquor stores and buy your drank.

that's all.

your welcome.

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TierbsHsotBoobs

i'm in utah for a little biz and pleasure, so i thought i'd share with you all my learnings of the drinking rules here.

some simple rules to avoid 3.2% mormon beer:

1. don't go to utah.

cleaned a few things up.

DerekJohnson

i'm in utah for a little biz and pleasure, so i thought i'd share with you all my learnings of the drinking rules here.

some simple rules to avoid 3.2% mormon beer:

1. don't go to utah.

cleaned a few things up.

racist

volcanodawg

snowbird & park city disagree with you. check the facts.

MikeDamone

I always travel with a few bottles on Mangria for such situations. My worst day ever was when I landed in Memphis to work in near by Arkansas. I checked in to a hotel and went to find the bar. Was told I was in a dry county. Fuck. It was 10 pm and I didn't want to go anywhere. By the way #dryjanuary has nothing on #drycounty. That last time I didn't carry a traveller.

volcanodawg

stupid liquor laws + hangovers are why it will never be over for marijuana.

PurpleBaze

@89ute true?

TierbsHsotBoobs

i'm in utah for a little biz and pleasure, so i thought i'd share with you all my learnings of the drinking rules here.

some simple rules to avoid 3.2% mormon beer:

1. don't go to utah.

cleaned a few things up.

racist

You didn't specifically ask for no racist crap.

Pitchfork51

This is quite helpful to me

PurpleJ

Derek asked me via PM to stop bumping threads. That goes for you to.

PurpleBaze

Derek asked me via PM to stop bumping threads. That goes for you to.

Fuck off!

tenndawg

Derek asked me via PM to stop bumping threads. That goes for you to.

He wants you to save some for next off season - and I share that concern

You were burning through them like a family oriented politician through teenage boys

Pitchfork51

Derek asked me via PM to stop bumping threads. That goes for you to.
He wants you to save some for next off season - and I share that concern

You were burning through them like DDY through teenage boys