The Fire Marshall is no longer an eloquent man in deep pain

This is a story of the healing of a man. The healing of the human soul.

Back in 2015 when the "incredible" button changed to "Chincredible", in honor of Jordan Chin, many of us had a good chortle. Grundle might have even guffawed. UW receiver Jordan Chin, whose Twitter handle was "Chincredible", immediately added a trademark sign to his handle after we made the change.

But one man remained tormented. The Fire Marshall was insanely bothered by this. Ironically, he has always been the guy that has referred to Oklahoma as Oklahomo, and Florida State as Floriduh State. But seeing Incredible being changed to Chincredible was too much for him to bear. He has harangued me about it ever since.

But the Fire Marshall has now sent Stalin $300 to change it to "AWESOME", and for the good of his mental health, Stalin has decreed it so.

Stalin's preference would be to change it to "AMAZE BALLS" in honor of the late DeLarry plus it sounds a little more Hardcore Husky-ish.

But that final decision rests with the FIre Marshall himself.