I like to BASH former DAWGS who went 14-1

But I also CHEER for the guys who are transferring in. Welcome to the PACK.

Rather have a 9-3 POS mercenary coach instead of the 14-1 POS mercenary coach that hurt my feelings, because I’m a bitter fucking doog

Make sense???? Actually no it doesn’t. Grow the fuck up pals.

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dannarc

But I also CHEER for the guys who are transferring in. Welcome to the PACK.

Rather have a 9-3 POS mercenary coach instead of the 14-1 POS mercenary coach that hurt my feelings, because I’m a bitter fucking doog

Make sense???? Actually no it doesn’t. Grow the fuck up pals.
How many threads a week do you plan to start to prove that you can hump DeBoer's leg better than anybody?

You don't want to be like the guys over on Doogman that are still humping Sark's leg... Or maybe you do.
Winners win, get paid, and fuck the prom queen pal
You're like that guy that one time got lucky and had a hot girl friend, and after she dumped you, you refuse to ever say anything negative about her. You're clinging to that hope that someday, she will take you back.

Pro tip: she isn't taking you back.

PurpleJ

Doogs gonna Doog and find a way to hate a 14-1 coach. I don’t listen to what Kim has to say, but clearly you do. Says a lot about you.

I have half a brain and like coaches who win. It’s as simple as that. I don’t know DeBoer personally so I won’t address the weird gay implications you’re making, but his record speaks for itself. Best of luck to him at Bama. If UW doesn’t like it they should have backed up the Brinks truck. Instead I get to read the ruminations of a bitter coog who’s directing his anger in the wrong direction.

haie

But I also CHEER for the guys who are transferring in. Welcome to the PACK.

Rather have a 9-3 POS mercenary coach instead of the 14-1 POS mercenary coach that hurt my feelings, because I’m a bitter fucking doog

Make sense???? Actually no it doesn’t. Grow the fuck up pals.
I'd rather have DeBoer but fuck him for flirting with Bama before the natty

If we chastised Petersen for not wanting to coach the Rose Bowl, DeBoer should be vilified for sabotaging the natty
More so, because at least Peterson left the program better than when he arrived. You can make an argument that the team left by Lake was miles better than the team DeBoer left behind.

Nobody cares what poor ducks think about it.

Houhusky

Doogs gonna Doog and find a way to hate a 14-1 coach. I don’t listen to what Kim has to say, but clearly you do. Says a lot about you.

I have half a brain and like coaches who win. It’s as simple as that. I don’t know DeBoer personally so I won’t address the weird gay implications you’re making, but his record speaks for itself. Best of luck to him at Bama. If UW doesn’t like it they should have backed up the Brinks truck. Instead I get to read the ruminations of a bitter coog who’s directing his anger in the wrong direction.

Jen Cohen doog post of the week.

He almost made it to the finish line at UW, He left the program worse than Willingham, He is at Alabama now.

IDGAF about the success of coaches at other schools, I hope they all lose, have zero luck, and DIAFF. Going pretorian guard @SECDAWG for a another schools coach is fucking weird.

Rep the North at Bama Deboer! were rooting for you and best of luck!

PurpleJ

Keep hitting that copium pal. I’m going to stick with hating the AD and you can be mad at the winning coach that made a career move, like a bitter coog loser.

whatshouldicareabout

If you just hate everyone, you'll be happier

PurpleJ

If you just hate everyone, you'll be happier

Alexis

You can thank him for a great, fun couple of years, and still tell him to smoke a turd in hell going forward for leaving your program with absolutely nothing, and then salting the earth on his way out the door. You don't have to give two shits about him going forward. I will be happy if he fails. Because I always like to see Alabama fail, which unfortunately basically never happens. I'm not a fan of Alabama. Just like I like to see Ohio State fail. And Michigan fail. And USC fail. etc. But if he doesn't fail, and he succeeds, (which he probably will to some extent) I won't care anymore than I did when Saban succeeded. I also won't print tee shirts if he's fired in 3 years. But I will laugh. Just like I will if Day gets fired next year. Or Riley. etc.

I was very happy that he succeeded wildly while here. I had a blast. Now next man up.

Not sure why this is so hard.

dirtysouwfdawg

Doogs gonna Doog and find a way to hate a 14-1 coach. I don’t listen to what Kim has to say, but clearly you do. Says a lot about you.

I have half a brain and like coaches who win. It’s as simple as that. I don’t know DeBoer personally so I won’t address the weird gay implications you’re making, but his record speaks for itself. Best of luck to him at Bama. If UW doesn’t like it they should have backed up the Brinks truck. Instead I get to read the ruminations of a bitter coog who’s directing his anger in the wrong direction.

J, they did back up the brinks. This is documented… he accepted less at UA, right?

I think it’s also well documented that his decision wasn’t money based. It was reaping the benefits of recruiting via a name and also felt like an ego play with an end goal of coaching in the nfl.

I had my doubts initially but I don’t believe Tony fucked this up and I don’t think he could’ve done anything to change the end result. But who knows.

RaceBannon

Doogs gonna Doog and find a way to hate a 14-1 coach. I don’t listen to what Kim has to say, but clearly you do. Says a lot about you.

I have half a brain and like coaches who win. It’s as simple as that. I don’t know DeBoer personally so I won’t address the weird gay implications you’re making, but his record speaks for itself. Best of luck to him at Bama. If UW doesn’t like it they should have backed up the Brinks truck. Instead I get to read the ruminations of a bitter coog who’s directing his anger in the wrong direction.
J, they did back up the brinks. This is documented… he accepted less at UA, right?

I think it’s also well documented that his decision wasn’t money based. It was reaping the benefits of recruiting via a name and also felt like an ego play with an end goal of coaching in the nfl.

I had my doubts initially but I don’t believe Tony fucked this up and I don’t think he could’ve done anything to change the end result. But who knows.

None of that is documented

It's released by the AD to cover his ass. Or it's true

We don't know

Life tells me it's always about the money and UW likes the bargains

PurpleJ

I saw the offers from UW and the timeline. Still not sure what Bama gave him, but we needed to exceed their offer to counteract the blue blood allure. And we needed to do it early on the first offer.

Edit: fuck off siri

BleachedAnusDawg

But I also CHEER for the guys who are transferring in. Welcome to the PACK.

Rather have a 9-3 POS mercenary coach instead of the 14-1 POS mercenary coach that hurt my feelings, because I’m a bitter fucking doog

Make sense???? Actually no it doesn’t. Grow the fuck up pals.
How many threads a week do you plan to start to prove that you can hump DeBoer's leg better than anybody?

You don't want to be like the guys over on Doogman that are still humping Sark's leg... Or maybe you do.
Winners win, get paid, and fuck the prom queen pal
You're like that guy that one time got lucky and had a hot girl friend, and after she dumped you, you refuse to ever say anything negative about her. You're clinging to that hope that someday, she will take you back.

Pro tip: she isn't taking you back.
Doogs hate winners. Same as it ever was.

P.S. Very weird to compare a CFB coach to a hot ex girlfriend.
I don’t know. I like my college coach more than I like TOF. Comparison works for me.

You should get her on ozempic.

haie

I saw the offers from UW and the timeline. Still not sure what Bama gave him, but we needed to exceed their offer to counteract the blue blood allure. And we needed to do it early on the first offer.

Edit: fuck off siri

I really do believe that UW reacted to him not signing anything after last year and said to themselves "how good is he without Michael Penix" whether you agree with the thinking or not.

Even Jedd Fisch who turned a dumpster fire into 10 wins with a Oklahoma scalp is only getting 7 or whatever it is. I do think the UW needs to see the full picture of program sustainment before they just sign off on 10-12. They know the tier that check exists in wrt college football as a whole.

YellowSnow

But I also CHEER for the guys who are transferring in. Welcome to the PACK.

Rather have a 9-3 POS mercenary coach instead of the 14-1 POS mercenary coach that hurt my feelings, because I’m a bitter fucking doog

Make sense???? Actually no it doesn’t. Grow the fuck up pals.
How many threads a week do you plan to start to prove that you can hump DeBoer's leg better than anybody?

You don't want to be like the guys over on Doogman that are still humping Sark's leg... Or maybe you do.
Winners win, get paid, and fuck the prom queen pal
You're like that guy that one time got lucky and had a hot girl friend, and after she dumped you, you refuse to ever say anything negative about her. You're clinging to that hope that someday, she will take you back.

Pro tip: she isn't taking you back.
Doogs hate winners. Same as it ever was.

P.S. Very weird to compare a CFB coach to a hot ex girlfriend.
I don’t know. I like my college coach more than I like TOF. Comparison works for me.
You should get her on ozempic.

Harsh, Boss.

BleachedAnusDawg

But I also CHEER for the guys who are transferring in. Welcome to the PACK.

Rather have a 9-3 POS mercenary coach instead of the 14-1 POS mercenary coach that hurt my feelings, because I’m a bitter fucking doog

Make sense???? Actually no it doesn’t. Grow the fuck up pals.
How many threads a week do you plan to start to prove that you can hump DeBoer's leg better than anybody?

You don't want to be like the guys over on Doogman that are still humping Sark's leg... Or maybe you do.
Winners win, get paid, and fuck the prom queen pal
You're like that guy that one time got lucky and had a hot girl friend, and after she dumped you, you refuse to ever say anything negative about her. You're clinging to that hope that someday, she will take you back.

Pro tip: she isn't taking you back.
Doogs hate winners. Same as it ever was.

P.S. Very weird to compare a CFB coach to a hot ex girlfriend.
I don’t know. I like my college coach more than I like TOF. Comparison works for me.
You should get her on ozempic.
Harsh, Boss.

I just want our fren, DSD, to have a happy life.

YellowSnow

I saw the offers from UW and the timeline. Still not sure what Bama gave him, but we needed to exceed their offer to counteract the blue blood allure. And we needed to do it early on the first offer.

Edit: fuck off siri
I really do believe that UW reacted to him not signing anything after last year and said to themselves "how good is he without Michael Penix" whether you agree with the thinking or not.

Even Jedd Fisch who turned a dumpster fire into 10 wins with a Oklahoma scalp is only getting 7 or whatever it is. I do think the UW needs to see the full picture of program sustainment before they just sign off on 10-12. They know the tier that check exists in wrt college football as a whole.

DeBoer earned a huge fucking raise with 25-3, but, yeah, 12 million is a lotta money w/o knowing if he can build a roster of his own guys.

I remain in the it wasn't only about the money camp and am gearing up for Hamburger Hill.

Canadawg

@PurpleJ you gonna cheer for Muhammad at Oregon?

Deboer isn't going to tell you he's proud of you and slap you on the back for wishing him luck

haie

I saw the offers from UW and the timeline. Still not sure what Bama gave him, but we needed to exceed their offer to counteract the blue blood allure. And we needed to do it early on the first offer.

Edit: fuck off siri
I really do believe that UW reacted to him not signing anything after last year and said to themselves "how good is he without Michael Penix" whether you agree with the thinking or not.

Even Jedd Fisch who turned a dumpster fire into 10 wins with a Oklahoma scalp is only getting 7 or whatever it is. I do think the UW needs to see the full picture of program sustainment before they just sign off on 10-12. They know the tier that check exists in wrt college football as a whole.
DeBoer earned a huge fucking raise with 25-3, but, yeah, 12 million is a lotta money w/o knowing if he can build a roster of his own guys.

I remain in the it wasn't only about the money camp and am gearing up for Hamburger Hill.

It's dooging, sure but he had:

The best pure passer in the country
The Joe Moore OL even if they were overrated
A thousand yard back that could truck good teams
The best receiver room in the country, including the true Heisman in Odunze
A top tight end group in the country, wherever you want to rank them. Westover should have been 1st team all pac 12

A DeBoer scored 13 points with that, and it's not like he was going against some all time Georgia defense or anything.

Quietcowskee

The way I see it, these old guys have been here forever. They already bought in and were leaders last year. This year is a rebuild and everybody knows it. So they’re doing a farewell tour victory lap.

PurpleJ

Boy the doogs are really out in force today. I respect DeBoer’s business decision and wish no ill will. I’m classy like that. As always, fuck the UW AD and anyone who defends them. Doogs love to do that. Nothing has changed in 15 years.