I like to BASH former DAWGS who went 14-1

MelloDawg

TheHB said:

Fuck that guy. Hope his daughter beats Alabama with a dinger in the championship game after first hitting a liner foul off his ruddy Dutch mug watching from the stands.

That’s the nicest thing someone has said about his daughter as a reaction to him leaving yet.

PurpleJ

TheHB said:

The first sign one is a doog is denying one’s own doogness.

I SAID I WAS OUT AND PROUD YOU MOTHERFUCKER SO WHEN DO THE NEW CHROME HELMETS WITH WHITE PANTS AND PINK TUTUS LAUNCH SO I CAN BUY A LOCKER JERSEY FOR MY CAT

Bread

I don't care much about transfers until the kids announce there leaving while claiming to bleed purple and gold or be dawg for life. Sorry you can't be a part of a team while you are leaving the team. Concerned that they haven't learned this in school.

YellowSnow

BleachedAnusDawg said:

YellowSnow said:

BleachedAnusDawg said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

PurpleJ said:

HairyBallsDawg said:

PurpleJ said:

HairyBallsDawg said:

PurpleJ said:

But I also CHEER for the guys who are transferring in. Welcome to the PACK.

Rather have a 9-3 POS mercenary coach instead of the 14-1 POS mercenary coach that hurt my feelings, because I’m a bitter fucking doog

Make sense???? Actually no it doesn’t. Grow the fuck up pals.

How many threads a week do you plan to start to prove that you can hump DeBoer's leg better than anybody?

You don't want to be like the guys over on Doogman that are still humping Sark's leg... Or maybe you do.

Winners win, get paid, and fuck the prom queen pal

You're like that guy that one time got lucky and had a hot girl friend, and after she dumped you, you refuse to ever say anything negative about her. You're clinging to that hope that someday, she will take you back.

Pro tip: she isn't taking you back.

Doogs hate winners. Same as it ever was.

P.S. Very weird to compare a CFB coach to a hot ex girlfriend.

I don’t know. I like my college coach more than I like TOF. Comparison works for me.

You should get her on ozempic.

Harsh, Boss.

I just want our fren, DSD, to have a happy life.

If it’s too good to be true, it usually is.

LebamDawg

I loved a 14-1 season, the 25-3 coach went on to other things, good fucking move for him. I have no feelings for him.

I am concerned about a bunch of portal and newcomers that the new coach needs to make the Number 2 team from 2023 look a little better than middle of the pack B18G.

Everything sucks until it doesn't.

FYFMFE

BleachedAnusDawg

dirtysouwfdawg said:

BleachedAnusDawg said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

PurpleJ said:

HairyBallsDawg said:

PurpleJ said:

HairyBallsDawg said:

PurpleJ said:

But I also CHEER for the guys who are transferring in. Welcome to the PACK.

Rather have a 9-3 POS mercenary coach instead of the 14-1 POS mercenary coach that hurt my feelings, because I’m a bitter fucking doog

Make sense???? Actually no it doesn’t. Grow the fuck up pals.

How many threads a week do you plan to start to prove that you can hump DeBoer's leg better than anybody?

You don't want to be like the guys over on Doogman that are still humping Sark's leg... Or maybe you do.

Winners win, get paid, and fuck the prom queen pal

You're like that guy that one time got lucky and had a hot girl friend, and after she dumped you, you refuse to ever say anything negative about her. You're clinging to that hope that someday, she will take you back.

Pro tip: she isn't taking you back.

Doogs hate winners. Same as it ever was.

P.S. Very weird to compare a CFB coach to a hot ex girlfriend.

I don’t know. I like my college coach more than I like TOF. Comparison works for me.

You should get her on ozempic.

What a shit show that is. So many people having all these fucked up side effects. Who would’ve thought that taking a medicine that’s initially intended for one thing, for another thing, would be an issue. That’d be like using anti-seizure meds for bipolar and know one’s fucking stupid enough to do that because the side effects would be horrible…

BleachedAnusDawg said:

YellowSnow said:

BleachedAnusDawg said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

PurpleJ said:

HairyBallsDawg said:

PurpleJ said:

HairyBallsDawg said:

PurpleJ said:

But I also CHEER for the guys who are transferring in. Welcome to the PACK.

Rather have a 9-3 POS mercenary coach instead of the 14-1 POS mercenary coach that hurt my feelings, because I’m a bitter fucking doog

Make sense???? Actually no it doesn’t. Grow the fuck up pals.

How many threads a week do you plan to start to prove that you can hump DeBoer's leg better than anybody?

You don't want to be like the guys over on Doogman that are still humping Sark's leg... Or maybe you do.

Winners win, get paid, and fuck the prom queen pal

You're like that guy that one time got lucky and had a hot girl friend, and after she dumped you, you refuse to ever say anything negative about her. You're clinging to that hope that someday, she will take you back.

Pro tip: she isn't taking you back.

Doogs hate winners. Same as it ever was.

P.S. Very weird to compare a CFB coach to a hot ex girlfriend.

I don’t know. I like my college coach more than I like TOF. Comparison works for me.

You should get her on ozempic.

Harsh, Boss.

I just want our fren, DSD, to have a happy life.

That’s very thoughtful fren. I hope you have lots of amazing sex with skinny women and live a happy life.

My neighbor got on ozempic and she lost a bunch of weight, but I'm sure the long-term side effects won't be known for a while since it worked pretty quickly. Seems kinda bizarre to me, but I doubt it lasts - usually people who drop massive weight in a short period gain it all back a year later.

No word on if she has to wear diapers due to the uncontrollable water shits.

RaceBannon

BleachedAnusDawg said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

BleachedAnusDawg said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

PurpleJ said:

HairyBallsDawg said:

PurpleJ said:

HairyBallsDawg said:

PurpleJ said:

But I also CHEER for the guys who are transferring in. Welcome to the PACK.

Rather have a 9-3 POS mercenary coach instead of the 14-1 POS mercenary coach that hurt my feelings, because I’m a bitter fucking doog

Make sense???? Actually no it doesn’t. Grow the fuck up pals.

How many threads a week do you plan to start to prove that you can hump DeBoer's leg better than anybody?

You don't want to be like the guys over on Doogman that are still humping Sark's leg... Or maybe you do.

Winners win, get paid, and fuck the prom queen pal

You're like that guy that one time got lucky and had a hot girl friend, and after she dumped you, you refuse to ever say anything negative about her. You're clinging to that hope that someday, she will take you back.

Pro tip: she isn't taking you back.

Doogs hate winners. Same as it ever was.

P.S. Very weird to compare a CFB coach to a hot ex girlfriend.

I don’t know. I like my college coach more than I like TOF. Comparison works for me.

You should get her on ozempic.

What a shit show that is. So many people having all these fucked up side effects. Who would’ve thought that taking a medicine that’s initially intended for one thing, for another thing, would be an issue. That’d be like using anti-seizure meds for bipolar and know one’s fucking stupid enough to do that because the side effects would be horrible…

BleachedAnusDawg said:

YellowSnow said:

BleachedAnusDawg said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

PurpleJ said:

HairyBallsDawg said:

PurpleJ said:

HairyBallsDawg said:

PurpleJ said:

But I also CHEER for the guys who are transferring in. Welcome to the PACK.

Rather have a 9-3 POS mercenary coach instead of the 14-1 POS mercenary coach that hurt my feelings, because I’m a bitter fucking doog

Make sense???? Actually no it doesn’t. Grow the fuck up pals.

How many threads a week do you plan to start to prove that you can hump DeBoer's leg better than anybody?

You don't want to be like the guys over on Doogman that are still humping Sark's leg... Or maybe you do.

Winners win, get paid, and fuck the prom queen pal

You're like that guy that one time got lucky and had a hot girl friend, and after she dumped you, you refuse to ever say anything negative about her. You're clinging to that hope that someday, she will take you back.

Pro tip: she isn't taking you back.

Doogs hate winners. Same as it ever was.

P.S. Very weird to compare a CFB coach to a hot ex girlfriend.

I don’t know. I like my college coach more than I like TOF. Comparison works for me.

You should get her on ozempic.

Harsh, Boss.

I just want our fren, DSD, to have a happy life.

That’s very thoughtful fren. I hope you have lots of amazing sex with skinny women and live a happy life.

My neighbor got on ozempic and she lost a bunch of weight, but I'm sure the side effects won't be known until she cuts it out. Seems kinda bizarre to me, but it worked. Doubt it lasts - usually people who drop massive weight in a short period gain it all back a year later. No word on if she has to wear diapers due to the uncontrollable water shits.

I always thought that if you have to have someone vacuum the fat out of you it probably won't last

LoneStarDawg

Seems like he was always on a two year plan, sucks that a natty run couldn’t stop that. Nobody can be at a job for only 2 years and not fuck it up a bit. The thin recruiting coupled with a midnight exit leaves a bad taste in your mouth.