Not sure where to put this - my kid's homework made me laugh
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The ring sting is nothing new. Why does this new generation think they are new to everything. Get in the back of the fucking line with the bleeding rectum bitch. It's all been done before. Sheesh me and my buddies all put the poundin to the roundin back in the day. Some clean, some poopy, some bloody. But unlike the porns chick's don't choke on the red/brown cocksicle after the act. It's right to the sink for a wet rag and some soap and water.
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Nailed the whole coloring in the lines thing!
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Brave of you to admit that you pay tuition to Oregon
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A good offseason Saturday morning research project would be to comb the archives to confirm that this is, in fact, the most foul thing Pup ever posted.PurpleJ said:The ring sting is nothing new. Why does this new generation think they are new to everything. Get in the back of the fucking line with the bleeding rectum bitch. It's all been done before. Sheesh me and my buddies all put the poundin to the roundin back in the day. Some clean, some poopy, some bloody. But unlike the porns chick's don't choke on the red/brown cocksicle after the act. It's right to the sink for a wet rag and some soap and water.
The only other one that comes close that I can think of is the Aruba aroma rant -
I endurED a long night of drugs and a tossed salad. Today is another day and a new day. Cant blame the bitch for the funny taste in my mouth and the bad breath forever. Just put a brushin on and a smile and move the fuck on.bananasnblondes said:
A good offseason Saturday morning research project would be to comb the archives to confirm that this is, in fact, the most foul thing Pup ever posted.PurpleJ said:The ring sting is nothing new. Why does this new generation think they are new to everything. Get in the back of the fucking line with the bleeding rectum bitch. It's all been done before. Sheesh me and my buddies all put the poundin to the roundin back in the day. Some clean, some poopy, some bloody. But unlike the porns chick's don't choke on the red/brown cocksicle after the act. It's right to the sink for a wet rag and some soap and water.
The only other one that comes close that I can think of is the Aruba aroma rant -
True story. I was in Aruba with my girl,
Who later became my ex wife. A fight ensued so I went looking for blow and a fuck. Strange place to find marching powder, but I saw a dude who looked very local, of all places a video store. Hooked me up with a baggy and a dark skinned native. I wouldnt sleep around on my girlfriend so I just finger fucked her asshole, while she dropped to her knees to gargle my cheese.
No shit, I smelled my digit and it was clean. Strangest thing. I expected an Aruba Aroma...nothing. I slept in the rental car on the beach, woke up all sandy and hung the next morn. Went back to the Marriot and made up with the lady . Pup pulled off a dandy and girlfriend deserved it later on.. -
What’s the appropriate age to have the ring sting conversation with your kids ?
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Teenage DSD had his hand in a weird position and was banging out the stink when he thought it was the pink but ZERO resistance from junior high skank. Fast forward years later and my friend tells me how much his girl loves anal. I couldn’t bring myself to tell him nor did I say “you’re welcome.” Gotta love those wild mustangs.YellowSnow said:What’s the appropriate age to have the ring sting conversation with your kids ?
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I read these in my head in the cowboy AI voice used on the pod
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I am dying laughing. Aruba Aroma
