Leaked audio of DeBlower’s final team meeting

DoogerMcFarland

At least he said he’s always a DAWG.

Fucking scumbag. Never claim that again you son of a bitch.

https://youtu.be/fpYxWfEG-Bk?feature=shared

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PurpleThrobber

I KNEW SOMEBODY HAD THAT THING TO LEAK!

Wow, what a mumbling bumbling bitch. 8 minutes that could have been 1, sheesh.

Dude is going to get rekt at Bama.

Only made it through one minute

What a cunt. Fuck off.

And fuck the Dutch and Howard Schultz too.

DoogmanRefund

Bruh he literally said "I hope you guys win a trophy against me... But I don't see it happening"

And nobody chimed in

Not gonna listen. Did he honestly say that?

Southerndawg

What a weird, whiney little bitch, 9 min speech to a bunch of kids and staff that you just stabbed in the back... So incredibly tone deaf and nonsensical, zero ownership of a decision he was making, "challenging" the upper classmen to hold the team together while nuclear obliterating them,

still lying like it was all crazy the last 24 hours and he had no control or warning, when he was auditioning for the job all year, slow rolling the UW extension on his desk, hiring Sabans agent, interviewing for the job before the championship game...

"once a dawg, always a dawg" DIAFF

I know @RaceBannon is adamant that Defraud is smart...

But listening to this he sounds pretty retarded

He's a narcissist that's for sure. FTG sideways anally with a rusty cheese grater.

DoogerMcFarland

What a weird, whiney little bitch, 9 min speech to a bunch of kids and staff that you just stabbed in the back... So incredibly tone deaf and nonsensical, zero ownership of a decision he was making, "challenging" the upper classmen to hold the team together while nuclear obliterating them,

still lying like it was all crazy the last 24 hours and he had no control or warning, when he was auditioning for the job all year, slow rolling the UW extension on his desk, hiring Sabans agent, interviewing for the job before the championship game...

"once a dawg, always a dawg" DIAFF

I know @RaceBannon is adamant that Defraud is smart...

But listening to this he sounds pretty retarded

Full blown retard pussy who doesn’t have the balls to own up to his decision to bail on a bunch of young men he made promises to.

DHD

9 minutes is what it took him to read his Big Book of Cliches and everyone was just as confused when he was done as when he started.

"Stay the course and keep the faith", and his course was a direct flight to Tuscaloosa.

A guy that uses the words "I love you" that flippantly, is a fucking phony.

Houhusky

"Your going to look at this time, hopefully, and laugh at it like 3 years from now"

WTF is this guy even saying? he is actively torpedoing not only his college best friends who have climbed the coaching ranks with him but took guys like Durfee or Newton and had them sit because "loyalty"... Like haha I have just a few years to prove myself or enjoy the last couple years of competitive athletics... so funny this guy lied to me and fucked it into the ground so he could go to Bama? HAHA so FUNNY!!!

Southerndawg

9 minutes is what it took him to read his Big Book of Cliches and everyone was just as confused when he was done as when he started.

"Stay the course and keep the faith", and his course was a direct flight to Tuscaloosa.

A guy that uses the words "I love you" that flippantly, is a fucking phony.

Yep.

LongDukDong

That was one giant blabbering stream of consciousness. Didn’t even make sense.

DeBoer was a fraud

Southerndawg

That was one giant blabbering stream of consciousness. Didn’t even make sense.

DeBoer ~~was~~ is a fraud

FTFY

CallMeBigErn

Has anyone posted it on Reddit yet?

It's there.

SpoonieLuv

Bemoans the current state of college athletics while being the actual embodiment of the bullshit he aw shucks his way to pretending he is not.

dtd

Sounds like he snuck a handful of MPJ's vicodin.

Doog_de_Jour

I’m probably in the minority here, but I’m sad this leaked. Some things should stay private, and if I was a coach I would think twice about showing any real emotion or speak to my team in anything besides carefully worded statements moving forward.

Houhusky

I’m probably in the minority here, but I’m sad this leaked. Some things should stay private, and if I was a coach I would think twice about showing any real emotion or speak to my team in anything besides carefully worded statements moving forward.

I know you are a women with daddy issues so you cant distill this stuff as easily, but, he wasn't speaking with real emotion or saying anything real, he was still lying... hope this helps

LawDawg1

I’m probably in the minority here, but I’m sad this leaked. Some things should stay private, and if I was a coach I would think twice about showing any real emotion or speak to my team in anything besides carefully worded statements moving forward.

Don’t lie. Don’t exaggerate. Dont be a hypocrite. And whatever you say shouldn’t be embarrassing it used against you. It’s rather simple.

CallMeBigErn

I’m probably in the minority here, but I’m sad this leaked. Some things should stay private, and if I was a coach I would think twice about showing any real emotion or speak to my team in anything besides carefully worded statements moving forward.

If he didn't think it would be recorded, he's a moron. That's partly why he kept repeating the company line, I imagine.

Hippopeteamus

I’m probably in the minority here, but I’m sad this leaked. Some things should stay private, and if I was a coach I would think twice about showing any real emotion or speak to my team in anything besides carefully worded statements moving forward.

Well, no one had to worry about that in this speech here.

bigcc

Bruh he literally said "I hope you guys win a trophy against me... But I don't see it happening"

And nobody chimed in
Not gonna listen. Did he honestly say that?

No I was wrong "but I want to see it happen"

Tone of voice threw me off, still though the entire thing is very fucking fake, crocodile tears indeed

PostGameOrangeSlices

How fucking tone deaf

Doog_de_Jour

I KNEW SOMEBODY HAD THAT THING TO LEAK!

Wow, what a mumbling bumbling bitch. 8 minutes that could have been 1, sheesh.

Dude is going to get rekt at Bama.

*Sigh* We hold coaches to a weird standard. We mock them for getting emotional or upset, but we also criticize them if they do nothing but the disingenuous “coach speak”.

But yeah, in corporate America this would’ve been an email followed by a quick meeting with some lackey from HR. Not saying that’s the healthiest way to do it, but this doesn’t seem appropriate either.