Saban sells the couch

Swinney wouldn't have to play the NIL game at Alabama, they would do it for him. It's the most natural fit.

Lanning would be a fit but he'd be stupid to leave Oregon for Alabama imo. Is he actually a good coach?

He’s a shitty HC. Any Oregon HC losing 3/3 to uw by 9 points to the 2nd greatest team and 3rd greatest HC in Husky history isn’t worth a damn.

Hope he leaves.

Are you right about anything ever?

At least his wife won’t have to get any new work done to that abortion of a tattoo?

https://twitter.com/CFBRep/status/1745224139848249782

0-3 Cokeboy Lanning? ucks Failing upward again? Say it isn't so.

I am thinking the same thing. They want a coach that chokes away games to their biggest rival, and not just once, to take over the highest profile job in college football. I wouldn’t lose any sleep if they hire him, maybe even crack a beer, but think they’d be dumb.

https://twitter.com/CFBRep/status/1745224139848249782

I’m honestly shocked Sark isn’t even on the list

https://twitter.com/CFBRep/status/1745224139848249782

I’m honestly shocked Sark isn’t even on the list

The most cursed Oregon scenario is duck fans spiking the football after Bama hires sark. And then Texas offering Dan 18m/year 48 hours later

At least his wife won’t have to get any new work done to that abortion of a tattoo?

To be fair, she had some work done quite recently.

I will be sad if it happens that fast. We need time to track airplanes.

Duck meltdown will be fun to watch. Whose the next stepping stone coach at whoregon?

I will be sad if it happens that fast. We need time to track airplanes.

No matter how fast Dan's jet can fly out of Eugene, you would have to think that Phil's anti-air defense would have no trouble shooting it right out of the sky.

Dan Lanning had a layover in Tuscaloosa on his way back from Houston to visit his mother who was sick. Lanning being in Tuscaloosa was completely unrelated to the bama coaching job. A lot of misinformation out there. If you really want to know what is happening out there we are your best source.

Dan Lanning had a layover in Tuscaloosa on his way back from Houston to visit his mother who was sick. Lanning being in Tuscaloosa was completely unrelated to the bama coaching job. A lot of misinformation out there. If you really want to know what is happening out there we are your best source.

@Logistics true?

Why did he use an apostrophe?

Perhaps not a technically gifted writer?

Duck meltdown will be fun to watch. Whose the next stepping stone coach at whoregon?

Yeah, I want Lanning to stay there and whoever comes in next would do well too but it's so fun to watch their meltdowns

Hey Troy. How's that basically already done contract coming along?

0-3 Cokeboy Lanning? ucks Failing upward again? Say it isn't so.

I am thinking the same thing. They want a coach that chokes away games to their biggest rival, and not just once, to take over the highest profile job in college football. I wouldn’t lose any sleep if they hire him, maybe even crack a beer, but think they’d be dumb.

#MeToo

I find it laughably funny that so many Oregon fans find Lanning to be so genuine.

https://twitter.com/jasonscheer/status/1745238025821638790

Lol scheer. I’m scared shitless Dan leaves but that’s not reliable at all. Noted Oregon hater + Saban was interviewing potential coaching vacancies until 3pm today then said fuck it. But I’m sure scheer is really dialed in