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That's a man possessed to win a national championship. Does he want to do that at UW, or does he want to do that basically anywhere?
what is that from?

http://twitter.com/mikevorel/status/1745217091907518901?s=20

TXDawg

That's a man possessed to win a national championship. Does he want to do that at UW, or does he want to do that basically anywhere?
what is that from?

Husky Football fan fiction...that's a new one for me.

houseofpain247

That's a man possessed to win a national championship. Does he want to do that at UW, or does he want to do that basically anywhere?
what is that from?

http://twitter.com/mikevorel/status/1745217091907518901?s=20

thanks.

bananasnblondes

Swinney wouldn't have to play the NIL game at Alabama, they would do it for him. It's the most natural fit.

Lanning would be a fit but he'd be stupid to leave Oregon for Alabama imo. Is he actually a good coach?

I think Swinney returns Clemson to being a perennial.500 team if he stays there. I think his star has faded

LawDawg1

That's a man possessed to win a national championship. Does he want to do that at UW, or does he want to do that basically anywhere?
what is that from?

http://twitter.com/mikevorel/status/1745217091907518901?s=20

He gone!

Just kidding. And if not, what a swan song. Turn the lights off.

DoogmanRefund

Swinney wouldn't have to play the NIL game at Alabama, they would do it for him. It's the most natural fit.

Lanning would be a fit but he'd be stupid to leave Oregon for Alabama imo. Is he actually a good coach?

No one has ever succeeded after leaving Oregon. It obviously helps to have a revolutionary Chip like gimmick, but you don’t need to be a genius to consistently be a top ten team there. Maybe the B1G move fucks up their formula since they won’t have more raw talent than every team on their schedule, but I would stick it out for a few more year and LIPO.

Bob_C

Sark trying to butter up both fan bases. While his agent hits the phones.

http://twitter.com/CoachSark/status/1745222530279886871?s=20

LawDawg1

Why did he use an apostrophe?

sinceredawg

Why did he use an apostrophe?

Cue Sark pouring a giant Cuervo.gif

seatownfunk

This is going to sound crazy, but I would think Alabama would want a ‘longer’ D1 resume than what KDB currently has.

Dabo fits that bill more than anyone previously mentioned.

There are only two guys who've beaten Saban. Dabo and Smart, and Smart isn't leaving UGA.

Lambo and Pup rolling° in their graves

UWhuskytskeet

BTW, Saban and DeBoer share the same agent.

TXDawg

BTW, Saban and DeBoer share the same agent.

DOOMED!

EsophagealFeces

Why did he use an apostrophe?

Because he’s a retard

EsophagealFeces

Sark trying to butter up both fan bases. While his agent hits the phones.

http://twitter.com/CoachSark/status/1745222530279886871?s=20

I pray Bammer is dumb enough to hire him. Unfortunately, I don’t think they’re that dumb.

46XiJCAB

Swinney wouldn't have to play the NIL game at Alabama, they would do it for him. It's the most natural fit.

Lanning would be a fit but he'd be stupid to leave Oregon for Alabama imo. Is he actually a good coach?

He’s a shitty HC. Any Oregon HC losing 3/3 to uw by 9 points to the 2nd greatest team and 3rd greatest HC in Husky history isn’t worth a damn.

Hope he leaves.

PostGameOrangeSlices

DeBoer is a man who wants to win the title his way, not ride the coat tails of the GOAT who did it 6 fucking times.

DeBoer surpassed Bama this year and finished #2.

He isnt going to Bama.

pawz

Swinney wouldn't have to play the NIL game at Alabama, they would do it for him. It's the most natural fit.

Lanning would be a fit but he'd be stupid to leave Oregon for Alabama imo. Is he actually a good coach?
He’s a shitty HC. Any Oregon HC losing 3/3 to uw by 9 points to the 2nd greatest team and 3rd greatest HC in Husky history isn’t worth a damn.

Hope he leaves.

Still just as bitter as ever before.

Sad.

creepycoug

Why did he use an apostrophe?

For the life of me ... the American public is obsessed with making plural nouns singular possessive. 90% of people do this when they're writing. Than/then is another one.

PurpleJ

Sark trying to butter up both fan bases. While his agent hits the phones.

http://twitter.com/CoachSark/status/1745222530279886871?s=20

Dude should just run for congress at this point LMAO. On the other hand, I also think it would be fun to mock Texas fans for being a stepping stone.

JetFuelSteelBeams

I want Dan Lanning to take this job, not because it would kill the ducks (sadly that program will just turn some other pile of shit to gold), but I do want to see that weirdo under that much pressure.

If you thought Sarkisian rolling out to Gameday broadcasts in a burnt orange suit + 10 gal cowboy hat was cringe... I can't wait to see the depths Bama Lanning dips into with the media. Will be so insufferable.