Michigan fans interaction thread
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EsophagealFeces said:
We ended up in a bar out in Kemah, a group on 3 Michigan fans walked in, looked around, and headed back out the door, and then turned around when I yelled “that’s what I thought, pussies!”. One of them was bigger than my biggest friend. He was probably 6’8” and pushing 4 bills, but in his late 40s, so he was an easy target for a double leg takedown. They came back in, bought us drinks, I bought them drinks, and we talked a ton of shit about Ohio State and Oregon. They absolutely loved the fact that Ryan Day was @JoeEDangerously’s fake tough guy of the year. Fuckin great guys.
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Im convinced they're not real people. Bars with them is like a middle school dance, us on one side, them on the other.
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Probably 25+ on my flight. I seem to be the only Dawg, which is a big departure from last week when at least 10 other Huskies flew down day of to New Orleans.
Spoke to 1 in line who was nice enough and didn't have a game ticket yet, so there will be day of game secondary market competition. -
Living in the STL, most Wolverine fans I meet are arrogant fucks who hate themselves and constantly wear their “big M” cap all the time to prove they are better and smarter than the locals. Missouri is also a “big M” logo, but comes without the arrogance, but the look is close enough that it can be confusing. Bama level arrogant, not Notre Dame level arrogant. Football wise good to talk to, much better than Ohio State, who are way more red neck and looking for insults to start a fight.
Michiganders act like it’s Harvard academically (Michigan is often a back up for the ivy applicant), but they don’t recognize a difference, always saying they wanted to go out west to Michigan to get away from family.
Experience may be a subset. First year of law school I dated a NY Jewish girl who went to Michigan. Met a lot of her Michigan cohort. WASPs had a similar story. The fans I meet today have a similar vibe. No one seems to be from Michigan, always someplace back east.
And despite the eventual cheating since I was a shiksa, damn fun girl. Liked to bake cookies naked, made “just the tip” into a very enjoyable experience, and not above fucking in her car between classes. -
This is all time high quality championship time trash talk… A+CallMeBigErn said:Peenix this, Peenix that, Peenix was, Peenix is, etc., etc., etc....The way these Husky Mutts and the media are bragging up this dude, you'd think he's the second helping of Tom Brady, Joe Montana, and Terry Bradshaw all rolled into one. Lots and lots of praise for a Scatback/WR/RB with decent accuracy , that's for damn sure. In the pac-pu$$y 12, Peenix is some "superstar", predicted to be NFL caliber. He's got PREMIUM WR's, often covering up his mistakes, decent RB's, the second best offensive line in the country, and an inventory of wet-paper bag defenses to face every week. I keep hearing this "Peenix should have won the Heisman Trophy" crap every day, every channel, and every sports radio & tv broadcast on the planet. Are you kidding me here? I strongly believe pac-pu$$y 12 QB's should have NEVER, EVER been eligible to win the HT...the defenses are just so bad, I'm serious. To make matters worse, our no good, butterfly net carrying, nerd-****, POS Big Ten Commissioner, Tony PeeTitty, is bringing these defensive misfits into our Conference...and he's a f****** idiot for doing it, too!
Keep in mind, the pac-pu$$y 12 is the same conference that made dudes like Ryan Leaf, all U$C QBs ever, Marcus Mariota, Akili Smith, etc., look like "superstar" talent, too. Doesn't mean they were, though. Even scrubs look good against pac-pu$$y 12 defenses, am I wrong here? The way the media is dikkriding the pac-pu$$y 12, you'd think Michigan is facing some team from the NFC West Division. People are talking like these flea-infested Husky Mutts are the best team in NCAA history. No question they're good, but damn, this hype is getting out of control, especially about Peenix.
The thing is, Peenix had 4 solid years at Indiana, surrounded by serviceable WR's, and mostly decent talent behind him...yet against Championship style defenses in the Big 10 every week, he was average, at best. It's not his fault about the beast of a B10 schedule, though, and he made a wise decision getting out of the BRUTAL week-by-week wars in the B10. Too many hits, too much violence, and too much pressure.
Look at what I'm talking about...
INDIANA
2018 219 passing yards
2019 1394 passing yards
2020 1645 passing yards
2021 939 passing yards
WASHINGTON
2022 4641 passing yards
2023 4648 passing yards
See my point? Big Ten defenses are where scrubs like Peenix go to die. If Leaf, all U$C qb's ever, Mariota, Smith, or 99% of all pac-****** 12 QB's in history were in the B10, most of their numbers would be cut in half, I'm serious. We got back-up QB's in the B10 that could have portaled to the pac-pu$$y 12 and been labeled immediate "superstars", I'm serious. Playing QB is EASY when you face wet-paper-bag defenses every damn week...if Peenix was still at Indiana, he wouldn't even have made 3rd team All-Big 10 this year! Put Peenix up on a pedestal all you want, claim he's some "great" QB, whatever...but Monday night, he's gonna be having Big Ten flashbacks all night long, trust me! I hope we hit Peenix so hard, Mark Brunell feels the pain!
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Autism and fetal alcohol syndrome just remove the filter and allow this guy to say what pretty much all fans east of Boulder actually believe. Repsetk homie!CallMeBigErn said:Peenix this, Peenix that, Peenix was, Peenix is, etc., etc., etc....The way these Husky Mutts and the media are bragging up this dude, you'd think he's the second helping of Tom Brady, Joe Montana, and Terry Bradshaw all rolled into one. Lots and lots of praise for a Scatback/WR/RB with decent accuracy , that's for damn sure. In the pac-pu$$y 12, Peenix is some "superstar", predicted to be NFL caliber. He's got PREMIUM WR's, often covering up his mistakes, decent RB's, the second best offensive line in the country, and an inventory of wet-paper bag defenses to face every week. I keep hearing this "Peenix should have won the Heisman Trophy" crap every day, every channel, and every sports radio & tv broadcast on the planet. Are you kidding me here? I strongly believe pac-pu$$y 12 QB's should have NEVER, EVER been eligible to win the HT...the defenses are just so bad, I'm serious. To make matters worse, our no good, butterfly net carrying, nerd-****, POS Big Ten Commissioner, Tony PeeTitty, is bringing these defensive misfits into our Conference...and he's a f****** idiot for doing it, too!
Keep in mind, the pac-pu$$y 12 is the same conference that made dudes like Ryan Leaf, all U$C QBs ever, Marcus Mariota, Akili Smith, etc., look like "superstar" talent, too. Doesn't mean they were, though. Even scrubs look good against pac-pu$$y 12 defenses, am I wrong here? The way the media is dikkriding the pac-pu$$y 12, you'd think Michigan is facing some team from the NFC West Division. People are talking like these flea-infested Husky Mutts are the best team in NCAA history. No question they're good, but damn, this hype is getting out of control, especially about Peenix.
The thing is, Peenix had 4 solid years at Indiana, surrounded by serviceable WR's, and mostly decent talent behind him...yet against Championship style defenses in the Big 10 every week, he was average, at best. It's not his fault about the beast of a B10 schedule, though, and he made a wise decision getting out of the BRUTAL week-by-week wars in the B10. Too many hits, too much violence, and too much pressure.
Look at what I'm talking about...
INDIANA
2018 219 passing yards
2019 1394 passing yards
2020 1645 passing yards
2021 939 passing yards
WASHINGTON
2022 4641 passing yards
2023 4648 passing yards
See my point? Big Ten defenses are where scrubs like Peenix go to die. If Leaf, all U$C qb's ever, Mariota, Smith, or 99% of all pac-****** 12 QB's in history were in the B10, most of their numbers would be cut in half, I'm serious. We got back-up QB's in the B10 that could have portaled to the pac-pu$$y 12 and been labeled immediate "superstars", I'm serious. Playing QB is EASY when you face wet-paper-bag defenses every damn week...if Peenix was still at Indiana, he wouldn't even have made 3rd team All-Big 10 this year! Put Peenix up on a pedestal all you want, claim he's some "great" QB, whatever...but Monday night, he's gonna be having Big Ten flashbacks all night long, trust me! I hope we hit Peenix so hard, Mark Brunell feels the pain!
Go Blue, baby!
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Too many um fags at the mall. Can’t wait to be disappointed by the adidas gear.
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I can confirm that Feces and his crew were ready to rumble.EsophagealFeces said:Post your experiences here.
The ones we’ve come across so far have either been too cool to talk to us at all, or have been pretty cool. The ones we’ve talked to aren’t sure what’s going to happen, and acknowledge that Penix is scary as fuck and their defense hasn’t really been tested. We haven’t come across any shit talkers yet, but all 4 of us are Parker Brailsford’s size or bigger. Most of the Michigan fans I’ve seen are little dweebs. -
True, just weren’t ready to converse.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I can confirm that Feces and his crew were ready to rumble.EsophagealFeces said:Post your experiences here.
The ones we’ve come across so far have either been too cool to talk to us at all, or have been pretty cool. The ones we’ve talked to aren’t sure what’s going to happen, and acknowledge that Penix is scary as fuck and their defense hasn’t really been tested. We haven’t come across any shit talkers yet, but all 4 of us are Parker Brailsford’s size or bigger. Most of the Michigan fans I’ve seen are little dweebs. -
That’s not entirely true, there just wasn’t room at the cool kids table for our oversized asses. My buddies aren’t HH guys anyway, so I didn’t want to force the circle jerk upon them. They were hungover bad, and running way too low on sleep, and they we basically angry bears.dirtysouwfdawg said:
True, just weren’t ready to converse.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I can confirm that Feces and his crew were ready to rumble.EsophagealFeces said:Post your experiences here.
The ones we’ve come across so far have either been too cool to talk to us at all, or have been pretty cool. The ones we’ve talked to aren’t sure what’s going to happen, and acknowledge that Penix is scary as fuck and their defense hasn’t really been tested. We haven’t come across any shit talkers yet, but all 4 of us are Parker Brailsford’s size or bigger. Most of the Michigan fans I’ve seen are little dweebs. -
Bears you say?EsophagealFeces said:
That’s not entirely true, there just wasn’t room at the cool kids table for our oversized asses. My buddies aren’t HH guys anyway, so I didn’t want to force the circle jerk upon them. They were hungover bad, and running way too low on sleep, and they we basically angry bears.dirtysouwfdawg said:
True, just weren’t ready to converse.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I can confirm that Feces and his crew were ready to rumble.EsophagealFeces said:Post your experiences here.
The ones we’ve come across so far have either been too cool to talk to us at all, or have been pretty cool. The ones we’ve talked to aren’t sure what’s going to happen, and acknowledge that Penix is scary as fuck and their defense hasn’t really been tested. We haven’t come across any shit talkers yet, but all 4 of us are Parker Brailsford’s size or bigger. Most of the Michigan fans I’ve seen are little dweebs.
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You pretty much nailed itPurpleBaze said:
Bears you say?EsophagealFeces said:
That’s not entirely true, there just wasn’t room at the cool kids table for our oversized asses. My buddies aren’t HH guys anyway, so I didn’t want to force the circle jerk upon them. They were hungover bad, and running way too low on sleep, and they we basically angry bears.dirtysouwfdawg said:
True, just weren’t ready to converse.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I can confirm that Feces and his crew were ready to rumble.EsophagealFeces said:Post your experiences here.
The ones we’ve come across so far have either been too cool to talk to us at all, or have been pretty cool. The ones we’ve talked to aren’t sure what’s going to happen, and acknowledge that Penix is scary as fuck and their defense hasn’t really been tested. We haven’t come across any shit talkers yet, but all 4 of us are Parker Brailsford’s size or bigger. Most of the Michigan fans I’ve seen are little dweebs. -
Beards too trimmed
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I was going to trim my beard before the first Oregon game, but I decided that might be unlucky, and we just kept winning, so it became a playoff beard. Mrs. Feces doesn’t like it this long, so it’s going away this weekend. I might completely shave just to mess with my two year old, as she’s never seen me without a beard.LawDawg1 said:Beards too trimmed
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Just busting your ballz.EsophagealFeces said:
That’s not entirely true, there just wasn’t room at the cool kids table for our oversized asses. My buddies aren’t HH guys anyway, so I didn’t want to force the circle jerk upon them. They were hungover bad, and running way too low on sleep, and they we basically angry bears.dirtysouwfdawg said:
True, just weren’t ready to converse.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I can confirm that Feces and his crew were ready to rumble.EsophagealFeces said:Post your experiences here.
The ones we’ve come across so far have either been too cool to talk to us at all, or have been pretty cool. The ones we’ve talked to aren’t sure what’s going to happen, and acknowledge that Penix is scary as fuck and their defense hasn’t really been tested. We haven’t come across any shit talkers yet, but all 4 of us are Parker Brailsford’s size or bigger. Most of the Michigan fans I’ve seen are little dweebs.
