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  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,161
    Postal91 said:

    I was looking at those oversized hats for my work bookshelf… branded with 2024 CFP logo.

    Decided I could figure a way to fly with it.

    $175

    I’m pours.

    No hat.

    Kreist. They’re pretty proud of that thing
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  • DoogerMcFarland
    DoogerMcFarland Member Posts: 745
    EsophagealFeces said:

    DoogerMcFarland said:

    Anyone getting drunk somewhere? My wife wants to go to bed but it’s 4pm Seattle time. This is basically my only free day here so I want to take advantage.

    Me and my buddies are going out somewhere. Not sure where yet. One is snoring on the couch, which is probably for the best. He’s had a few whiskeys today.
    Please share. My wife won’t stop talking about how excited she is to put on pajamas.
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  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,161
    DoogerMcFarland said:

    EsophagealFeces said:

    DoogerMcFarland said:

    Anyone getting drunk somewhere? My wife wants to go to bed but it’s 4pm Seattle time. This is basically my only free day here so I want to take advantage.

    Me and my buddies are going out somewhere. Not sure where yet. One is snoring on the couch, which is probably for the best. He’s had a few whiskeys today.
    Please share. My wife won’t stop talking about how excited she is to put on pajamas.
    Sounds riveting. I’ll shoot you a DM when I figure out what our plan is.
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  • DoogerMcFarland
    DoogerMcFarland Member Posts: 745
    EsophagealFeces said:

    DoogerMcFarland said:

    EsophagealFeces said:

    DoogerMcFarland said:

    Anyone getting drunk somewhere? My wife wants to go to bed but it’s 4pm Seattle time. This is basically my only free day here so I want to take advantage.

    Me and my buddies are going out somewhere. Not sure where yet. One is snoring on the couch, which is probably for the best. He’s had a few whiskeys today.
    Please share. My wife won’t stop talking about how excited she is to put on pajamas.
    Sounds riveting. I’ll shoot you a DM when I figure out what our plan is.
    Headed to El Tiempo on Westheimer. This is how I keep my wife out for an extra hour.
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  • melurkyoulongtime
    melurkyoulongtime Member Posts: 7
    DoogerMcFarland said:

    EsophagealFeces said:

    DoogerMcFarland said:

    Anyone getting drunk somewhere? My wife wants to go to bed but it’s 4pm Seattle time. This is basically my only free day here so I want to take advantage.

    Me and my buddies are going out somewhere. Not sure where yet. One is snoring on the couch, which is probably for the best. He’s had a few whiskeys today.
    Please share. My wife won’t stop talking about how excited she is to put on pajamas.
    I'm already a little drunk. But I'm also going out to get more drunk. Had been planning to check out 8th Wonder Brewing based on some earlier chats and my general love of breweries.
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  • DoogerMcFarland
    DoogerMcFarland Member Posts: 745
    melurkyoulongtime said:

    DoogerMcFarland said:

    EsophagealFeces said:

    DoogerMcFarland said:

    Anyone getting drunk somewhere? My wife wants to go to bed but it’s 4pm Seattle time. This is basically my only free day here so I want to take advantage.

    Me and my buddies are going out somewhere. Not sure where yet. One is snoring on the couch, which is probably for the best. He’s had a few whiskeys today.
    Please share. My wife won’t stop talking about how excited she is to put on pajamas.
    I'm already a little drunk. But I'm also going out to get more drunk. Had been planning to check out 8th Wonder Brewing based on some earlier chats and my general love of breweries.
    That Roman douche told people to go there. If there’s anyone worthwhile I may consider showing up.
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  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,161
    melurkyoulongtime said:

    DoogerMcFarland said:

    EsophagealFeces said:

    DoogerMcFarland said:

    Anyone getting drunk somewhere? My wife wants to go to bed but it’s 4pm Seattle time. This is basically my only free day here so I want to take advantage.

    Me and my buddies are going out somewhere. Not sure where yet. One is snoring on the couch, which is probably for the best. He’s had a few whiskeys today.
    Please share. My wife won’t stop talking about how excited she is to put on pajamas.
    I'm already a little drunk. But I'm also going out to get more drunk. Had been planning to check out 8th Wonder Brewing based on some earlier chats and my general love of breweries.
    Apparently that’s where we’re going tonight
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  • NookTunnelSyndrome
    NookTunnelSyndrome Member Posts: 491
    LoneStarDawg said:

    Sobchak_Security said:

    I saw your hat (and boots). You were maybe 10 feet from me, the wife, and my 3 month old.

    Said to her, "I bet that Husky is from Texas."

    I thought I saw you in your dawgie hat, I was also in family mode.
    Saw sobchak as well @ the UW band thing, didn’t want to intrude, but wanted to send thanks for all the informative help. I got a big hat, didn’t even think about how to fly w/ it. Shit
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  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,161
    DoogerMcFarland said:

    EsophagealFeces said:

    melurkyoulongtime said:

    DoogerMcFarland said:

    EsophagealFeces said:

    DoogerMcFarland said:

    Anyone getting drunk somewhere? My wife wants to go to bed but it’s 4pm Seattle time. This is basically my only free day here so I want to take advantage.

    Me and my buddies are going out somewhere. Not sure where yet. One is snoring on the couch, which is probably for the best. He’s had a few whiskeys today.
    Please share. My wife won’t stop talking about how excited she is to put on pajamas.
    I'm already a little drunk. But I'm also going out to get more drunk. Had been planning to check out 8th Wonder Brewing based on some earlier chats and my general love of breweries.
    Apparently that’s where we’re going tonight
    I’m gonna try to meet you there. I can look for four guys who are about Parker Brailsford’s size?
    Just look for a purple, middle aged, homoerotic offensive line in questionable physical condition
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  • Sobchak_Security
    Sobchak_Security Member Posts: 141
    Done with Court by noon tomorrow. First round of beers is on me.
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  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member Posts: 14,101
    Sobchak_Security said:

    Done with Court by noon tomorrow. First round of beers is on me.

    @CFetters_Nacho_Lover where’s the circle jerk starting tomorrow?
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  • whlinder
    whlinder Member Posts: 5,270
    dirtysouwfdawg said:

    Sobchak_Security said:

    Done with Court by noon tomorrow. First round of beers is on me.

    @CFetters_Nacho_Lover where’s the circle jerk starting tomorrow?
    Yeah confirming the plan would be appreciated. TYFYS
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  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member Posts: 14,101
    whlinder said:

    dirtysouwfdawg said:

    Sobchak_Security said:

    Done with Court by noon tomorrow. First round of beers is on me.

    @CFetters_Nacho_Lover where’s the circle jerk starting tomorrow?
    Yeah confirming the plan would be appreciated. TYFYS
    1p-3p. Circle jerk #1.
    @fivehundredmileDAWG not sure what time - on site tailgating circle jerk #2. Forget location. Sure it’s in this thread somewhere.

    That’s all I got.
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  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,289 Founders Club
    DoogerMcFarland said:

    EsophagealFeces said:

    DoogerMcFarland said:

    EsophagealFeces said:

    DoogerMcFarland said:

    Anyone getting drunk somewhere? My wife wants to go to bed but it’s 4pm Seattle time. This is basically my only free day here so I want to take advantage.

    Me and my buddies are going out somewhere. Not sure where yet. One is snoring on the couch, which is probably for the best. He’s had a few whiskeys today.
    Please share. My wife won’t stop talking about how excited she is to put on pajamas.
    Sounds riveting. I’ll shoot you a DM when I figure out what our plan is.
    Headed to El Tiempo on Westheimer. This is how I keep my wife out for an extra hour.
    Almost went there but it looked crowded and were spent after waking up at 0430 eastern tim.
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  • DoogerMcFarland
    DoogerMcFarland Member Posts: 745
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

    DoogerMcFarland said:

    EsophagealFeces said:

    DoogerMcFarland said:

    EsophagealFeces said:

    DoogerMcFarland said:

    Anyone getting drunk somewhere? My wife wants to go to bed but it’s 4pm Seattle time. This is basically my only free day here so I want to take advantage.

    Me and my buddies are going out somewhere. Not sure where yet. One is snoring on the couch, which is probably for the best. He’s had a few whiskeys today.
    Please share. My wife won’t stop talking about how excited she is to put on pajamas.
    Sounds riveting. I’ll shoot you a DM when I figure out what our plan is.
    Headed to El Tiempo on Westheimer. This is how I keep my wife out for an extra hour.
    Almost went there but it looked crowded and were spent after waking up at 0430 eastern tim.
    They told me it’d be an hour wait so I went down the street to a bar. They called me after 10 minutes and we got in.

    Currently at 8th Wonder Brewing if you want to come get a hand job after I’m done taking a shit.
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  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,289 Founders Club
    dirtysouwfdawg said:

    Sobchak_Security said:

    Done with Court by noon tomorrow. First round of beers is on me.

    @CFetters_Nacho_Lover where’s the circle jerk starting tomorrow?
    1pm at Flying Saucer. I plan to get there by 12:30 and will post here if it’s a go.

    If it’s not, we’ll waddle over to 8th Wonder Brewing.
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  • melurkyoulongtime
    melurkyoulongtime Member Posts: 7
    dirtysouwfdawg said:

    whlinder said:

    dirtysouwfdawg said:

    Sobchak_Security said:

    Done with Court by noon tomorrow. First round of beers is on me.

    @CFetters_Nacho_Lover where’s the circle jerk starting tomorrow?
    Yeah confirming the plan would be appreciated. TYFYS
    1p-3p. Circle jerk #1.
    @fivehundredmileDAWG not sure what time - on site tailgating circle jerk #2. Forget location. Sure it’s in this thread somewhere.

    That’s all I got.
    Circle jerk #1 flying saucer 1pm if memory serves. Don't know about the second jerk
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  • Sobchak_Security
    Sobchak_Security Member Posts: 141
    DoogerMcFarland said:

    CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

    DoogerMcFarland said:

    EsophagealFeces said:

    DoogerMcFarland said:

    EsophagealFeces said:

    DoogerMcFarland said:

    Anyone getting drunk somewhere? My wife wants to go to bed but it’s 4pm Seattle time. This is basically my only free day here so I want to take advantage.

    Me and my buddies are going out somewhere. Not sure where yet. One is snoring on the couch, which is probably for the best. He’s had a few whiskeys today.
    Please share. My wife won’t stop talking about how excited she is to put on pajamas.
    Sounds riveting. I’ll shoot you a DM when I figure out what our plan is.
    Headed to El Tiempo on Westheimer. This is how I keep my wife out for an extra hour.
    Almost went there but it looked crowded and were spent after waking up at 0430 eastern tim.
    They told me it’d be an hour wait so I went down the street to a bar. They called me after 10 minutes and we got in.

    Currently at 8th Wonder Brewing if you want to come get a hand job after I’m done taking a shit.
    El T and 8th Wonder. Might as well be childless 30 year old Houston yuppie. Grab a Juice Joint and a Haterade for me.

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  • DoogerMcFarland
    DoogerMcFarland Member Posts: 745
    Sobchak_Security said:

    DoogerMcFarland said:

    CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

    DoogerMcFarland said:

    EsophagealFeces said:

    DoogerMcFarland said:

    EsophagealFeces said:

    DoogerMcFarland said:

    Anyone getting drunk somewhere? My wife wants to go to bed but it’s 4pm Seattle time. This is basically my only free day here so I want to take advantage.

    Me and my buddies are going out somewhere. Not sure where yet. One is snoring on the couch, which is probably for the best. He’s had a few whiskeys today.
    Please share. My wife won’t stop talking about how excited she is to put on pajamas.
    Sounds riveting. I’ll shoot you a DM when I figure out what our plan is.
    Headed to El Tiempo on Westheimer. This is how I keep my wife out for an extra hour.
    Almost went there but it looked crowded and were spent after waking up at 0430 eastern tim.
    They told me it’d be an hour wait so I went down the street to a bar. They called me after 10 minutes and we got in.

    Currently at 8th Wonder Brewing if you want to come get a hand job after I’m done taking a shit.
    El T and 8th Wonder. Might as well be childless 30 year old Houston yuppie. Grab a Juice Joint and a Haterade for me.

    Half the reason I went to “El T” was because you recommended it!
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  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,039 Standard Supporter
    LoneStarDawg said:

    Live report from Fan Fest

    - Generally a good time for families and kids.
    - Michigan fans felt like Midwest Stanford fans, a little too posh and uppity to get rowdy.
    - They definitely are not the type the get greased up.
    - I had 5 groups ask where I bought my hat… told them I’d sell my 1/1 for $10k.
    - Merch area was slammed, line was 30 min, my kid was locked in on a metal water bottle.
    - Some Michigan fans (older dad and probably 35yo son) tried to cut the person in front of me about 20 min into the line. I chirped at him, he tried to say they were in line. Called him a liar and he went to the back of the actual line. Fucking fags.

    You called out a chat-n-cut. Awesome. Larry David would be proud.
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  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member Posts: 14,101
    @fivehundredmileDAWG This does not look like tailgating weather.


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  • Rapeculturedawg
    Rapeculturedawg Member Posts: 899
    Great Dawgs turnout everywhere I've been tonight. #werunthistown
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  • CallMeBigErn
    CallMeBigErn Member Posts: 8,028
    Sobchak_Security said:

    Done with Court by noon tomorrow. First round of beers is on me.

    You sound confident in your public defender. Believe me, you don't want to get your hopes up.

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  • NookTunnelSyndrome
    NookTunnelSyndrome Member Posts: 491
    2-4 @ the Saucer still the plan?
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  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member Posts: 14,101
    NookTunnelSyndrome said:

    2-4 @ the Saucer still the plan?

    1pm but close enough.
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  • Mad_Son
    Mad_Son Member Posts: 10,194
    backthepack said:

    good to meet @DoogerMcFarland and @Mad_Son tonight

    a lot younger than I expected

    Immaturity is a virtue.

    S/o meeting briefly @Rapeculturedawg
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