Your Guide to Houston That Doesn’t Suck
Comments
-
You’re going to be high off your ass off of meth. You wont care much.EsophagealFeces said:
Gross.Tequilla said:
Current forecast is t-storms Monday AM and then likely high humidity shit in the afternoonwhlinder said:So locals, the forecast looks like ass for Monday. Assuming a closed roof at the stadium; outdoor activities will be a no-go and I assume I'll get soaked with any type of walking into the stadium.
I'll be keeping a close eye on the forecast since I am a 10:40am flight arrival that day but generally speaking does IAH just get screwed by T-storms, or is it usually a temporary ground stop with a few diversions that get cleared up quickly or a cluster fuck beyond cluster fucks? I don't want to get fucked with a multi-hour delay due to T-storms but don't really have the schedule open to get there the night before.
Also I assume with such weather that traffic will be a disaster? -
@Doog_de_Jour , is that code for “I’m going to have my way with his wife”?Doog_de_Jour said:I like this @Sobchak_Security fellow. He seems like a promising prospect.
-
Naturally. 😉PurpleThrobber said:
@Doog_de_Jour , is that code for “I’m going to have my way with his wife”?Doog_de_Jour said:I like this @Sobchak_Security fellow. He seems like a promising prospect.
-
I’m not seeing the cold front coming in until late in the evening into TuesdaySobchak_Security said:
I see low temps in the 40 Monday night which means cold front coming in. Tuesday is cold by Houston standards. Cold front blowing in might keep the humidity away. Normal Houston without a cold front you'll be in a bowl of soup for several hours after a rainstorm.Tequilla said:
Current forecast is t-storms Monday AM and then likely high humidity shit in the afternoonwhlinder said:So locals, the forecast looks like ass for Monday. Assuming a closed roof at the stadium; outdoor activities will be a no-go and I assume I'll get soaked with any type of walking into the stadium.
I'll be keeping a close eye on the forecast since I am a 10:40am flight arrival that day but generally speaking does IAH just get screwed by T-storms, or is it usually a temporary ground stop with a few diversions that get cleared up quickly or a cluster fuck beyond cluster fucks? I don't want to get fucked with a multi-hour delay due to T-storms but don't really have the schedule open to get there the night before.
Also I assume with such weather that traffic will be a disaster?
"The air you wear"
The forecast is fucking with my golf plans -
70s with high humidity just means it’s easier to get greased the fuck up
Real talk, single front thunderstorms are hard to forecast in Texas multiple days out. I’m hoping it pivots away as the forecast gets closer. Even if it is hitting Monday you can likely just plan to be inside for the 1-2hrs that the front is passing. -
Open 24 hours a day, jerky bar, bbq, world’s cleanest bathrooms? Any of them. Just missing a shower, so may want to visit a Love’s or have a Planet Fitness black card. [/protips]NookTunnelSyndrome said:Best Buc-ee location for a 4 day stay?
-
I'm looking for ONE ticket to the game. Life long Husky fan. Text 619-665-3000. I live in Seattle area. GO DAWGS!!!!!!
-
Love that you had to point out that you all have your own beds so as to not leave any loose ends. Then later comment about competitive Airbnb rape dominationEsophagealFeces said:
Airbnb seems to be the way to go, especially if you have other people you’re staying with. My buddies and I are going to be paying $50 a night apiece for a nice place, and we’ll all have our own bedsExtraChrisB said:Should I cancel my reservation at the Holiday Inn in Houston East? Booked it Monday night just to get something in place, but can cancel up til Saturday
#NoHomo
#NotGayIfItsInAnAirBnB -
I’ve got a buddy that works for noaa.gov
-
Fun.LoneStarDawg said:I’ve got a buddy that works for noaa.gov
-
Great thread @Sobchak_Security, TYFYS... One thing that hasn't been asked is what's the food move if the Huskies win and it's like midnight and want a good 24 hour/open late place to grab some food. Any great options for late night food on a Monday night?
-
MANY people are saying that Katz's Never Kloses.doog_codpiece said:Great thread @Sobchak_Security, TYFYS... One thing that hasn't been asked is what's the food move if the Huskies win and it's like midnight and want a good 24 hour/open late place to grab some food. Any great options for late night food on a Monday night?
-
Also worth mentioning: Burger Joint, House of Pies, Chacho's, Spanish Flowers.
-
I was merely trying to point out that we got a place with lots of sleeping space for $200 a night. Also, we’re humans of size who don’t fit in beds well with other humans of sizePostal91 said:
Love that you had to point out that you all have your own beds so as to not leave any loose ends. Then later comment about competitive Airbnb rape dominationEsophagealFeces said:
Airbnb seems to be the way to go, especially if you have other people you’re staying with. My buddies and I are going to be paying $50 a night apiece for a nice place, and we’ll all have our own bedsExtraChrisB said:Should I cancel my reservation at the Holiday Inn in Houston East? Booked it Monday night just to get something in place, but can cancel up til Saturday
#NoHomo
#NotGayIfItsInAnAirBnB -
So lemon party at shit throats after the game? If they lost I’m not showing up.EsophagealFeces said:
I was merely trying to point out that we got a place with lots of sleeping space for $200 a night. Also, we’re humans of size who don’t fit in beds well with other humans of sizePostal91 said:
Love that you had to point out that you all have your own beds so as to not leave any loose ends. Then later comment about competitive Airbnb rape dominationEsophagealFeces said:
Airbnb seems to be the way to go, especially if you have other people you’re staying with. My buddies and I are going to be paying $50 a night apiece for a nice place, and we’ll all have our own bedsExtraChrisB said:Should I cancel my reservation at the Holiday Inn in Houston East? Booked it Monday night just to get something in place, but can cancel up til Saturday
#NoHomo
#NotGayIfItsInAnAirBnB -
Ninfas and El tiempo are good but if you want to be serenaded by a mariachi band and eat even better food go to teotihuacan. Bars - if you want to party with a tiny monkey head to Sunnys bar.
-
Any gay strip clubs where you can have sex in the champagne room?Longhorn69 said:Ninjas and El tiempo are good but if you want to be serenaded by a mariachi band and eat even better food go to teotihuacan. Bars - if you want to party with a tiny monkey head to Sunnys bar.
Also, DIAFF and leave. -
If we win, I’m staying out all nightdirtysouwfdawg said:
So lemon party at shit throats after the game? If they lost I’m not showing up.EsophagealFeces said:
I was merely trying to point out that we got a place with lots of sleeping space for $200 a night. Also, we’re humans of size who don’t fit in beds well with other humans of sizePostal91 said:
Love that you had to point out that you all have your own beds so as to not leave any loose ends. Then later comment about competitive Airbnb rape dominationEsophagealFeces said:
Airbnb seems to be the way to go, especially if you have other people you’re staying with. My buddies and I are going to be paying $50 a night apiece for a nice place, and we’ll all have our own bedsExtraChrisB said:Should I cancel my reservation at the Holiday Inn in Houston East? Booked it Monday night just to get something in place, but can cancel up til Saturday
#NoHomo
#NotGayIfItsInAnAirBnB -
The Hilton americas hotel downtown will be filled with all kinds of football people, sluts, etc tonight through Monday. Highly recommended.
-
I hear the burger at Cantina Barba is legitSobchak_Security said:Also worth mentioning: Burger Joint, House of Pies, Chacho's, Spanish Flowers.
-
Longhorn1-68 taken?Longhorn69 said:The Hilton americas hotel downtown will be filled with all kinds of football people, sluts, etc tonight through Monday. Highly recommended.
-
Yeah…EsophagealFeces said:
If we win, I’m staying out all nightdirtysouwfdawg said:
So lemon party at shit throats after the game? If they lost I’m not showing up.EsophagealFeces said:
I was merely trying to point out that we got a place with lots of sleeping space for $200 a night. Also, we’re humans of size who don’t fit in beds well with other humans of sizePostal91 said:
Love that you had to point out that you all have your own beds so as to not leave any loose ends. Then later comment about competitive Airbnb rape dominationEsophagealFeces said:
Airbnb seems to be the way to go, especially if you have other people you’re staying with. My buddies and I are going to be paying $50 a night apiece for a nice place, and we’ll all have our own bedsExtraChrisB said:Should I cancel my reservation at the Holiday Inn in Houston East? Booked it Monday night just to get something in place, but can cancel up til Saturday
#NoHomo
#NotGayIfItsInAnAirBnB -
Cherry bar is ridiculously fun if you like 80s music. Pinkerton BBQ is great. Continental club has a david bowie elvis birthday party tomorrow night. Highly recommended.
-
If you like blues, big easy social club is always fun. Older crowd but don't let that stop you.
-
What is the team hotel for Houston?
-
Last post. Breakfast klub is good but likely will be packed tighter than a frogs pussy. If you don't get there early just go to Harry's restaurant instead.
-
Can confirm.Longhorn69 said:Last post. Breakfast klub is good but likely will be packed tighter than a frogs pussy. If you don't get there early just go to Harry's restaurant instead.
-
So you fuck frogs? Not here to judge.Longhorn69 said:Last post. Breakfast klub is good but likely will be packed tighter than a frogs pussy. If you don't get there early just go to Harry's restaurant instead.
-
Note to self… avoid Huntsville prison
-
Livingston is the one you really want to avoid.
