Fucking Spokane Airport

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Longest TSA line I’ve ever seen there. Took almost an hour to get through

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RTD

I invite you to evaluate TSA at SeaTac during high traffic.

GrundleStiltzkin

Let me guess, you forgot to pack your patience.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Seattle was horrendous in July when I was in town. Even the Precheck line was 20 minutes.

Logistics

Spokane airport needs a bigger and better terminal. Spokane and its surrounding areas have been growing rapidly, making that terminal relatively small for the traveling public.

PurpleThrobber

Spokane airport needs a bigger and better terminal. Spokane and its surrounding areas have been growing rapidly, making that terminal relatively small for the traveling public.

They started construction on a new terminal/expansion about a year ago.....

PurpleThrobber

Longest TSA line I’ve ever seen there. Took almost an hour to get through

https://www.tsa.gov/precheck

Don't sound poor. $78

whlinder

Given that Alaska just grounded 20% of their fleet you got off easy.

Alaska better not cancel shit to Houston. Kick their CEO off the Foster School BOD if they do. Revoke the MBAs from UW from the other 2 of their exec leaders.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

I missed a flight in 2018 at She Tac.

I almost missed another one. If I had checked my bag, which I almost did, I would have. I showed up over 90 minutes early...

I bought a TSA pre check. Even though they never gave me a card, it was the best $78 I ever spent. Now it's a matter of remembering to enter it when I book flights...

She Tac sucks. It's been dirty in sections. Time for the janitors to do their jobs...Time for management not to virtue signal to lib dog moms with weird signs and do theirs...

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Seattle was horrendous in July when I was in town. Even the Precheck line was 20 minutes.

It tends to be bad in the summer.

fivehundredmileDAWG

Longest TSA line I’ve ever seen there. Took almost an hour to get through

Bruh , I’m wondering if we were on the same flight to $C as I used Spokompton to LAX earlier this season .. bunch of DAWG fans on it.

That particular time it was pretty decent for me.

Using Portland tomorrow.

RaceBannon

Spokane airport needs a bigger and better terminal. Spokane and its surrounding areas have been growing rapidly, making that terminal relatively small for the traveling public.
They started construction on a new terminal/expansion about a year ago.....

Show me the money

My last TSA experience in Spokane was the dude feeling me up and me deciding if a little prison stint was worth smashing his face in

dirtysouwfdawg

Spokane airport needs a bigger and better terminal. Spokane and its surrounding areas have been growing rapidly, making that terminal relatively small for the traveling public.
They started construction on a new terminal/expansion about a year ago.....

Show me the money

My last TSA experience in Spokane was the dude feeling me up and me deciding if a little prison stint was worth smashing his face in

How was prison?

PurpleThrobber

Spokane airport needs a bigger and better terminal. Spokane and its surrounding areas have been growing rapidly, making that terminal relatively small for the traveling public.
They started construction on a new terminal/expansion about a year ago.....

Show me the money

My last TSA experience in Spokane was the dude feeling me up and me deciding if a little prison stint was worth smashing his face in

He was just protecting DeMoCRAcy! against MAGA extremists.....

jecornel

Any other fellow dawg fans?

Longest TSA line I’ve ever seen there. Took almost an hour to get through

Postal91

Did you flight have a crackhead sit next to your daughter that then got escorted off the plane and arrested too?

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Seattle was horrendous in July when I was in town. Even the Precheck line was 20 minutes.
It tends to be bad in the summer.

It was so much worse than I remember.

TheHB

Travelled from Seattle to Denver and back over the holidays with family and had zero problems with security.

Used the reservation system at Seatac — it’s free for the pours — and invested in pre-TSA years ago (worth it).

Smooth process overall.

GreenRiverGatorz

Sounds like some of you need to travel more. American airports are shit, and I invite you to come check out the cesspools in the greater NY area. SeaTac is a comparative gem.

Alexis

SeaTac bright and early this morning actually wasn’t too bad. 12 minutes through TSA. Only a slight feel up. Laying over at Skyharbor right now.

Lots of fellow Dwag fans at both airports. Every time I walk by one I ask, Cuntwaffle? Bleachedanusdawg?

So far haven’t hit the right one.

Couple Griz fans sitting behind me now. One mentioned all the purple and pointed out how they kicked UW’s ass two years ago. Not sure he was expecting me to turn around and thank him profusely for that.

biak1

Hope nobody’s booked on an Alaska 737 MAX

gmo

Sounds like some of you need to travel more. American airports are shit, and I invite you to come check out the cesspools in the greater NY area. SeaTac is a comparative gem.

It’s pretty embarrassing how horrible most US airports are by global first world city standards.

whlinder

Hope nobody’s booked on an Alaska 737 MAX

The team and support staff both flew on MAX-9s yesterday... so another bullet dodged.

RaceBannon

I loved going in and out of Ontario Airport

biak1

Ontario and Burbank are LA area airport cheat codes. Like Bellingham and Everett for Seattle.

dirtysouwfdawg

We’re going to fucks with ATL tomorrow. Wish us luck.

PurpleThrobber

Sounds like some of you need to travel more. American airports are shit, and I invite you to come check out the cesspools in the greater NY area. SeaTac is a comparative gem.
It’s pretty embarrassing how horrible most US ~~airports~~ cities are by global first world city standards.

TITTT, I know.

But true.

Fishpo31

Ontario and Burbank are LA area airport cheat codes. Like Bellingham and Everett for Seattle.

Long Beach was a sleeper for a while, as well. Not sure if it still is…

dirtysouwfdawg

@PurpleBaze would it be smart of us to send you our itinerary as to avoid any mid-flight issues?

PurpleBaze

@PurpleBaze would it be smart of us to send you our itinerary as to avoid any mid-flight issues?

I'm taking time off from my, uh, activities.

Figure I don't need to do much since Boeing is having production problems and their airplanes pretty much do my work for me.

Postal91

Hope nobody’s booked on an Alaska 737 MAX
The team and support staff both flew on MAX-9s yesterday... so another bullet dodged.

Wasn’t it the Max 8s? And PB, that’s terrifying. Haha

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RTD

I invite you to evaluate TSA at SeaTac during high traffic.

GrundleStiltzkin

Let me guess, you forgot to pack your patience.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Seattle was horrendous in July when I was in town. Even the Precheck line was 20 minutes.

Logistics

Spokane airport needs a bigger and better terminal. Spokane and its surrounding areas have been growing rapidly, making that terminal relatively small for the traveling public.

PurpleThrobber

Spokane airport needs a bigger and better terminal. Spokane and its surrounding areas have been growing rapidly, making that terminal relatively small for the traveling public.

They started construction on a new terminal/expansion about a year ago.....

PurpleThrobber

Longest TSA line I’ve ever seen there. Took almost an hour to get through

https://www.tsa.gov/precheck

Don't sound poor. $78

whlinder

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Seattle was horrendous in July when I was in town. Even the Precheck line was 20 minutes.

It tends to be bad in the summer.

fivehundredmileDAWG

Longest TSA line I’ve ever seen there. Took almost an hour to get through

RaceBannon

Spokane airport needs a bigger and better terminal. Spokane and its surrounding areas have been growing rapidly, making that terminal relatively small for the traveling public.
They started construction on a new terminal/expansion about a year ago.....

Show me the money

My last TSA experience in Spokane was the dude feeling me up and me deciding if a little prison stint was worth smashing his face in

dirtysouwfdawg

Spokane airport needs a bigger and better terminal. Spokane and its surrounding areas have been growing rapidly, making that terminal relatively small for the traveling public.
They started construction on a new terminal/expansion about a year ago.....

Show me the money

My last TSA experience in Spokane was the dude feeling me up and me deciding if a little prison stint was worth smashing his face in

How was prison?

PurpleThrobber

Spokane airport needs a bigger and better terminal. Spokane and its surrounding areas have been growing rapidly, making that terminal relatively small for the traveling public.
They started construction on a new terminal/expansion about a year ago.....

Show me the money

My last TSA experience in Spokane was the dude feeling me up and me deciding if a little prison stint was worth smashing his face in

He was just protecting DeMoCRAcy! against MAGA extremists.....

jecornel

Any other fellow dawg fans?

Longest TSA line I’ve ever seen there. Took almost an hour to get through

Postal91

Did you flight have a crackhead sit next to your daughter that then got escorted off the plane and arrested too?

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Seattle was horrendous in July when I was in town. Even the Precheck line was 20 minutes.
It tends to be bad in the summer.

It was so much worse than I remember.

TheHB

GreenRiverGatorz

Sounds like some of you need to travel more. American airports are shit, and I invite you to come check out the cesspools in the greater NY area. SeaTac is a comparative gem.

Alexis

biak1

Hope nobody’s booked on an Alaska 737 MAX

gmo

Sounds like some of you need to travel more. American airports are shit, and I invite you to come check out the cesspools in the greater NY area. SeaTac is a comparative gem.

It’s pretty embarrassing how horrible most US airports are by global first world city standards.

whlinder

Hope nobody’s booked on an Alaska 737 MAX

The team and support staff both flew on MAX-9s yesterday... so another bullet dodged.

RaceBannon

I loved going in and out of Ontario Airport

biak1

Ontario and Burbank are LA area airport cheat codes. Like Bellingham and Everett for Seattle.

dirtysouwfdawg

We’re going to fucks with ATL tomorrow. Wish us luck.

PurpleThrobber

Sounds like some of you need to travel more. American airports are shit, and I invite you to come check out the cesspools in the greater NY area. SeaTac is a comparative gem.
It’s pretty embarrassing how horrible most US ~~airports~~ cities are by global first world city standards.

TITTT, I know.

But true.

Fishpo31

Ontario and Burbank are LA area airport cheat codes. Like Bellingham and Everett for Seattle.

Long Beach was a sleeper for a while, as well. Not sure if it still is…

dirtysouwfdawg

@PurpleBaze would it be smart of us to send you our itinerary as to avoid any mid-flight issues?

PurpleBaze

@PurpleBaze would it be smart of us to send you our itinerary as to avoid any mid-flight issues?

I'm taking time off from my, uh, activities.

Figure I don't need to do much since Boeing is having production problems and their airplanes pretty much do my work for me.

Postal91

Hope nobody’s booked on an Alaska 737 MAX
The team and support staff both flew on MAX-9s yesterday... so another bullet dodged.

Wasn’t it the Max 8s? And PB, that’s terrifying. Haha