Honestly, I was 100% having a perspective gaining inner monologue to justify an inexplicable last second loss as a coping mechanism to not ruin my entire 2024
Weed feels better than beer right now. I've been doing the latter for almost 32 hours straight. We do what we need to do.
I have never experienced anything like tonight. My dad is crying too hard to accept a phone conversation, my buddies are in Seattle forgetting about caring for their kids, and I'm home alone in Reno with my cats and we are fired up.
My wife, who is from South Africa, was not a football/Husky fan until TONIGHT (only went to the season opener with me). So many Texas fans before the game came up to us, informing us of the bloodbath that awaited. I just said, “We’ll see.” But she was talking shit, doing the horns down all game (cute for a newbie), and quickly embraced the Big Penix Energy slogan until the Texas fans next to us moved an extra seat down. Whenever they would yell “OU sucks” she would inquire, “you know you’re playing the Huskies, right? Is that why you’re losing?”
When we won… Shiiiiit. Both of us went absolutely bonkers. She kept woofing and shouting “Why Ya’ll so quiet” and “We put that damn bull down” and “I thought you Southerners knew your Bible - David always wins” ALL THE WAY back to Bourbon street. LOL
I told her we’re underdogs again next week, and she said “well we’ll beat their ass too!”
Amazing fucking win. Shouldn’t have been that close, but beautiful nonetheless.
My wife, who is from South Africa, was not a football/Husky fan until TONIGHT (only went to the season opener with me). So many Texas fans before the game came up to us, informing us of the bloodbath that awaited. I just said, “We’ll see.” But she was talking shit, doing the horns down all game (cute for a newbie), and quickly embraced the Big Penix Energy slogan until the Texas fans next to us moved an extra seat down. Whenever they would yell “OU sucks” she would inquire, “you know you’re playing the Huskies, right? Is that why you’re losing?”
When we won… Shiiiiit. Both of us went absolutely bonkers. She kept woofing and shouting “Why Ya’ll so quiet” and “We put that damn bull down” and “I thought you Southerners knew your Bible - David always wins” ALL THE WAY back to Bourbon street. LOL
I told her we’re underdogs again next week, and she said “well we’ll beat their ass too!”
Amazing fucking win. Shouldn’t have been that close, but beautiful nonetheless.
Sounds like a keeper and a wonderful mail order bride story. They don't all work out so nice. Congrats man and go Dawgs
The whole sequence starting on the last 3rd down went so incredibly poorly I was physically ill in my seat. I thought I was going to hurl we fucked that up so bad plus DJ got actually injured.
My wife, who is from South Africa, was not a football/Husky fan until TONIGHT (only went to the season opener with me). So many Texas fans before the game came up to us, informing us of the bloodbath that awaited. I just said, “We’ll see.” But she was talking shit, doing the horns down all game (cute for a newbie), and quickly embraced the Big Penix Energy slogan until the Texas fans next to us moved an extra seat down. Whenever they would yell “OU sucks” she would inquire, “you know you’re playing the Huskies, right? Is that why you’re losing?”
When we won… Shiiiiit. Both of us went absolutely bonkers. She kept woofing and shouting “Why Ya’ll so quiet” and “We put that damn bull down” and “I thought you Southerners knew your Bible - David always wins” ALL THE WAY back to Bourbon street. LOL
I told her we’re underdogs again next week, and she said “well we’ll beat their ass too!”
Amazing fucking win. Shouldn’t have been that close, but beautiful nonetheless.
You are a lucky man. My wife studies my habits and says, “Why do you do this to yourself? Come to bed with me.” I constantly get told it’s just a game and I’m making a bad example of sports to my kids. She’s probably not wrong, but I’m not fixable.
Weed feels better than beer right now. I've been doing the latter for almost 32 hours straight. We do what we need to do.
I have never experienced anything like tonight. My dad is crying too hard to accept a phone conversation, my buddies are in Seattle forgetting about caring for their kids, and I'm home alone in Reno with my cats and we are fired up.
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hard to do that and post.
hookers and blow on the freeway? Easy. this? not so much.
I have never experienced anything like tonight. My dad is crying too hard to accept a phone conversation, my buddies are in Seattle forgetting about caring for their kids, and I'm home alone in Reno with my cats and we are fired up.
Sounds fun.
Wood.
When we won… Shiiiiit. Both of us went absolutely bonkers. She kept woofing and shouting “Why Ya’ll so quiet” and “We put that damn bull down” and “I thought you Southerners knew your Bible - David always wins” ALL THE WAY back to Bourbon street. LOL
I told her we’re underdogs again next week, and she said “well we’ll beat their ass too!”
Amazing fucking win. Shouldn’t have been that close, but beautiful nonetheless.