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Especially weird because the centurion lounge sucks, full of jackass spoiled looking gen z kids and crappy food. the regular delta lounge is where it’s at.AtomicDawg said:Tried to flex by mentioning the centurion lounge. He never ceases to amaze.
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I can’t believe there are actual grown men at dawgman that read this shit and think Kim is in any way cool. How big of a mouth breather do you have to be?
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Keep dropping those names, Kim! Keep giving the little people brief glimpses into life in the fast lane. Your legion of fan hang on your every word.
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But did Kim post a picture of his legs in his seat like @sonics1993 ?
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What's everybody drinking tonight?!??!!chuck said:Keep dropping those names, Kim! Keep giving the little people brief glimpses into life in the fast lane. Your legion of fan hang on your every word.
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A cab that drinks like a merlot, of course…AtomicDawg said:
What's everybody drinking tonight?!??!!chuck said:Keep dropping those names, Kim! Keep giving the little people brief glimpses into life in the fast lane. Your legion of fan hang on your every word.
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Probably had his light on too.UWhuskytskeet said:So he was drunkenly keeping everyone next to him up all night. It's a red eye, shut the fuck up and sleep or watch a movie.
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This was my take from it. Talking on a red eye is incredibly rude. The guy's social skills and awareness are just.... Jesus christUWhuskytskeet said:So he was drunkenly keeping everyone next to him up all night. It's a red eye, shut the fuck up and sleep or watch a movie.
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"How cool is it to not have to pay for your daughter's college education, because she'll be on scholarship? And then also have her up here a lot more often, being able to see her?"bananasnblondes said:
This was my take from it. Talking on a red eye is incredibly rude. The guy's social skills and awareness are just.... Jesus christUWhuskytskeet said:So he was drunkenly keeping everyone next to him up all night. It's a red eye, shut the fuck up and sleep or watch a movie.
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The wine related autocorrect (centurian instead of centurion) is peak kimmyGeevis_and_Butthead said:
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Shit, this has me wanting to 💪 too.
Note to all, if you can sleep through the asshat wanna be CEOs yakking away all night in coach, red eyes are totally awesome when flying west to east. It either saves you from a wasted day of sleep deprivation or an extra hotel night (or one less day of vacation) for that later flight.
I’ll be at Sea-Tac tomorrow night and it will be a shit show as always. I will first hit up the Hudson News “lounge” for my preflight cocktail of water and dramamine. 💪
I’ll have a window seat so I can sleep and not listen to the chattering clowns spooking the flight attendants by bragging up all the ban bombs they throw down on their hobby blogs. My flight has a first class section too 💪 💪 💪
I drove through Aberdeen a little over a month ago after razor clamming. Mark Bruener is from there 💪
I’ve been to New Orleans before, so I know where to eat 💪. But even if I hadn’t, I have the internet and can figure the shit out on my own 💪 💪 💪
Looking forward to seeing Sark fly off the handle, lose the game, and fall off the wagon. 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 -
I was there several hours earlier. It would have been cool to tell him what a douche he was in person, but scene, Xmas etc.
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Yeah, Fetters would fly SouthwokeQuietcowskee said:Just re-read and realized it was Kim, not Fetters. I couldn’t believe no one had mentioned the “how would I stay this size” quote. Like, seriously…thought we were getting soft.
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Not a big dealLoneStarDawg said:I have normal conversations that draw the attention of the flight attendant all the time
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Lost my shit after razor clamming. Had to take a break and finish it later.Purple_Pills said:Shit, this has me wanting to 💪 too.
Note to all, if you can sleep through the asshat wanna be CEOs yakking away all night in coach, red eyes are totally awesome when flying west to east. It either saves you from a wasted day of sleep deprivation or an extra hotel night (or one less day of vacation) for that later flight.
I’ll be at Sea-Tac tomorrow night and it will be a shit show as always. I will first hit up the Hudson News “lounge” for my preflight cocktail of water and dramamine. 💪
I’ll have a window seat so I can sleep and not listen to the chattering clowns spooking the flight attendants by bragging up all the ban bombs they throw down on their hobby blogs. My flight has a first class section too 💪 💪 💪
I drove through Aberdeen a little over a month ago after razor clamming. Mark Bruener is from there 💪
I’ve been to New Orleans before, so I know where to eat 💪. But even if I hadn’t, I have the internet and can figure the shit out on my own 💪 💪 💪
Looking forward to seeing Sark fly off the handle, lose the game, and fall off the wagon. 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 -
Makes me think we need to have a Weak Flex of the Year Award for our annual awards showPurple_Pills said:Shit, this has me wanting to 💪 too.
Note to all, if you can sleep through the asshat wanna be CEOs yakking away all night in coach, red eyes are totally awesome when flying west to east. It either saves you from a wasted day of sleep deprivation or an extra hotel night (or one less day of vacation) for that later flight.
I’ll be at Sea-Tac tomorrow night and it will be a shit show as always. I will first hit up the Hudson News “lounge” for my preflight cocktail of water and dramamine. 💪
I’ll have a window seat so I can sleep and not listen to the chattering clowns spooking the flight attendants by bragging up all the ban bombs they throw down on their hobby blogs. My flight has a first class section too 💪 💪 💪
I drove through Aberdeen a little over a month ago after razor clamming. Mark Bruener is from there 💪
I’ve been to New Orleans before, so I know where to eat 💪. But even if I hadn’t, I have the internet and can figure the shit out on my own 💪 💪 💪
Looking forward to seeing Sark fly off the handle, lose the game, and fall off the wagon. 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 -
No contest. Kent Griswold would win every year.DerekJohnson said:
Makes me think we need to have a Weak Flex of the Year Award for our annual awards showPurple_Pills said:Shit, this has me wanting to 💪 too.
Note to all, if you can sleep through the asshat wanna be CEOs yakking away all night in coach, red eyes are totally awesome when flying west to east. It either saves you from a wasted day of sleep deprivation or an extra hotel night (or one less day of vacation) for that later flight.
I’ll be at Sea-Tac tomorrow night and it will be a shit show as always. I will first hit up the Hudson News “lounge” for my preflight cocktail of water and dramamine. 💪
I’ll have a window seat so I can sleep and not listen to the chattering clowns spooking the flight attendants by bragging up all the ban bombs they throw down on their hobby blogs. My flight has a first class section too 💪 💪 💪
I drove through Aberdeen a little over a month ago after razor clamming. Mark Bruener is from there 💪
I’ve been to New Orleans before, so I know where to eat 💪. But even if I hadn’t, I have the internet and can figure the shit out on my own 💪 💪 💪
Looking forward to seeing Sark fly off the handle, lose the game, and fall off the wagon. 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪
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We ? should name the award after him thus excluding him from consideration.pawz said:
No contest. Kent Griswold would win every year.DerekJohnson said:
Makes me think we need to have a Weak Flex of the Year Award for our annual awards showPurple_Pills said:Shit, this has me wanting to 💪 too.
Note to all, if you can sleep through the asshat wanna be CEOs yakking away all night in coach, red eyes are totally awesome when flying west to east. It either saves you from a wasted day of sleep deprivation or an extra hotel night (or one less day of vacation) for that later flight.
I’ll be at Sea-Tac tomorrow night and it will be a shit show as always. I will first hit up the Hudson News “lounge” for my preflight cocktail of water and dramamine. 💪
I’ll have a window seat so I can sleep and not listen to the chattering clowns spooking the flight attendants by bragging up all the ban bombs they throw down on their hobby blogs. My flight has a first class section too 💪 💪 💪
I drove through Aberdeen a little over a month ago after razor clamming. Mark Bruener is from there 💪
I’ve been to New Orleans before, so I know where to eat 💪. But even if I hadn’t, I have the internet and can figure the shit out on my own 💪 💪 💪
Looking forward to seeing Sark fly off the handle, lose the game, and fall off the wagon. 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 -
This is the only reason I want to win.Purple_Pills said:Shit, this has me wanting to 💪 too.
Note to all, if you can sleep through the asshat wanna be CEOs yakking away all night in coach, red eyes are totally awesome when flying west to east. It either saves you from a wasted day of sleep deprivation or an extra hotel night (or one less day of vacation) for that later flight.
I’ll be at Sea-Tac tomorrow night and it will be a shit show as always. I will first hit up the Hudson News “lounge” for my preflight cocktail of water and dramamine. 💪
I’ll have a window seat so I can sleep and not listen to the chattering clowns spooking the flight attendants by bragging up all the ban bombs they throw down on their hobby blogs. My flight has a first class section too 💪 💪 💪
I drove through Aberdeen a little over a month ago after razor clamming. Mark Bruener is from there 💪
I’ve been to New Orleans before, so I know where to eat 💪. But even if I hadn’t, I have the internet and can figure the shit out on my own 💪 💪 💪
Looking forward to seeing Sark fly off the handle, lose the game, and fall off the wagon. 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 -
He’d have to in order to save himself from buying two seats.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:
Yeah, Fetters would fly SouthwokeQuietcowskee said:Just re-read and realized it was Kim, not Fetters. I couldn’t believe no one had mentioned the “how would I stay this size” quote. Like, seriously…thought we were getting soft.
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If we see personal attacks, insults, shots at the staff, etc, you're ability to fly will be revoked for a while without warning. If you PM us, email us, or make snarky comments/complaints about this, your ability to fly will will be revoked for a long time without warning.
We're working our tails off. I'm just getting over the miserable crud that's going around that Scott has already had and now Fetters has. Our fuses are a little short. We've purged people from the airplane before and won't hesitate to do it again to improve the flight. We've been letting some things slide. -
As a recovering drunk and drug addict this is super fucked up of you to say.Mad_Son said:
This is the only reason I want to win.Purple_Pills said:Shit, this has me wanting to 💪 too.
Note to all, if you can sleep through the asshat wanna be CEOs yakking away all night in coach, red eyes are totally awesome when flying west to east. It either saves you from a wasted day of sleep deprivation or an extra hotel night (or one less day of vacation) for that later flight.
I’ll be at Sea-Tac tomorrow night and it will be a shit show as always. I will first hit up the Hudson News “lounge” for my preflight cocktail of water and dramamine. 💪
I’ll have a window seat so I can sleep and not listen to the chattering clowns spooking the flight attendants by bragging up all the ban bombs they throw down on their hobby blogs. My flight has a first class section too 💪 💪 💪
I drove through Aberdeen a little over a month ago after razor clamming. Mark Bruener is from there 💪
I’ve been to New Orleans before, so I know where to eat 💪. But even if I hadn’t, I have the internet and can figure the shit out on my own 💪 💪 💪
Looking forward to seeing Sark fly off the handle, lose the game, and fall off the wagon. 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪
Though this would be a nice add-on to beating the queers and steers. -
Posted this shit in the wrong thread earlier so here's the double post of the sequel you've all been waiting for
Kim Grinolds
STAFF
Needed a day to recover from the redeye flight.
Not a lot to report today. Things really begin to pick up tomorrow morning ( Wednesday) when we have access to Texas DC and former UW assistant Pete Kwiatkowski along with 5 defensive players. Coach Grubb is in the afternoon along with offensive players including Penix and Rome.
It was good to see Coach Sark. He looks great. Told me to say "hi " to everybody at UW.
Sark has done a great job at Texas. That's not an easy place. The expectations and pressures are off the charts. It's not an easy job.
We're fortunate at UW. Looks like Sark has taken a page out of Saben's playbook with the media. Assistant coaches are not available to the media during the season. We have access to all the UW coaches throughout the season. Needless to say, the Texas media can't wait to talk to Pete Kwiatkowski on Wednesday.
Lots of positive feedback from the Sugar Bowl staff when it comes to dealing with Coch DeBoer, the players and the staff.
On the recommendation of several out here, I hit GW Fins for dinner. It was fantastic. And the portions weren't HUGE, which works for me. Highly recommended.
Kudos to Chris and Scott today. Crushed it with content.
Wednesday will be busy.
Things pick up on Wednesday. It's why we do this. It's a special season. Do us a favor........tell your friends to subscribe. If they don't , they're just just fringe fans. Tell them so ;-)
And , no, I haven't had a beignet yet -
I wonder if things will pick up Wednesday🤔🤔
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Texas (until next year) was probably the easiest job out there. Great school, great local talent pool, cool town, and really just had to get past Oklahoma each year. Problem has been shit coaching hires.bananasnblondes said:
Sark has done a great job at Texas. That's not an easy place. The expectations and pressures are off the charts. It's not an easy job.
We're fortunate at UW. Looks like Sark has taken a page out of Saben's playbook with the media.
The area is a flash flood of talent. The area was shitting out Heisman Trophy winning, Super Bowl winning, and future Pro-Football Hall of Fame QBs recently yet not one went to Texas.
And what’s a Saben?
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"We tell you what you need to know. The other guys, not so much."bananasnblondes said:Griswold: "Do us a favor........tell your friends to subscribe. If they don't, they're just fringe fans."
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Dannen already gets it. That's why he recommended that Kim check out the Lower Ninth Ward for the hottest late night wine bars.
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Winners win?pawz said:
No contest. Kent Griswold would win every year.DerekJohnson said:
Makes me think we need to have a Weak Flex of the Year Award for our annual awards showPurple_Pills said:Shit, this has me wanting to 💪 too.
Note to all, if you can sleep through the asshat wanna be CEOs yakking away all night in coach, red eyes are totally awesome when flying west to east. It either saves you from a wasted day of sleep deprivation or an extra hotel night (or one less day of vacation) for that later flight.
I’ll be at Sea-Tac tomorrow night and it will be a shit show as always. I will first hit up the Hudson News “lounge” for my preflight cocktail of water and dramamine. 💪
I’ll have a window seat so I can sleep and not listen to the chattering clowns spooking the flight attendants by bragging up all the ban bombs they throw down on their hobby blogs. My flight has a first class section too 💪 💪 💪
I drove through Aberdeen a little over a month ago after razor clamming. Mark Bruener is from there 💪
I’ve been to New Orleans before, so I know where to eat 💪. But even if I hadn’t, I have the internet and can figure the shit out on my own 💪 💪 💪
Looking forward to seeing Sark fly off the handle, lose the game, and fall off the wagon. 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪
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I lol'd at "sark looks great".bananasnblondes said:Posted this shit in the wrong thread earlier so here's the double post of the sequel you've all been waiting for
Kim Grinolds
STAFF
Needed a day to recover from the redeye flight.
Not a lot to report today. Things really begin to pick up tomorrow morning ( Wednesday) when we have access to Texas DC and former UW assistant Pete Kwiatkowski along with 5 defensive players. Coach Grubb is in the afternoon along with offensive players including Penix and Rome.
It was good to see Coach Sark. He looks great. Told me to say "hi " to everybody at UW.
Sark has done a great job at Texas. That's not an easy place. The expectations and pressures are off the charts. It's not an easy job.
We're fortunate at UW. Looks like Sark has taken a page out of Saben's playbook with the media. Assistant coaches are not available to the media during the season. We have access to all the UW coaches throughout the season. Needless to say, the Texas media can't wait to talk to Pete Kwiatkowski on Wednesday.
Lots of positive feedback from the Sugar Bowl staff when it comes to dealing with Coch DeBoer, the players and the staff.
On the recommendation of several out here, I hit GW Fins for dinner. It was fantastic. And the portions weren't HUGE, which works for me. Highly recommended.
Kudos to Chris and Scott today. Crushed it with content.
Wednesday will be busy.
Things pick up on Wednesday. It's why we do this. It's a special season. Do us a favor........tell your friends to subscribe. If they don't , they're just just fringe fans. Tell them so ;-)
And , no, I haven't had a beignet yet
Also "Texas is not an easy place to win". Imagine a place were John mackovic winning a conference title is considered a tough place to win. Kansas State and TCU must have a lot more built in advantages that only the insiders like Kim are aware of. It's crazy what kind of knowledge you have access to on the field by the tunnel. -
I’m thoroughly enjoying dis thread
