The jokes write themselves

Purple_Pills

Shit, this has me wanting to 💪 too.

Note to all, if you can sleep through the asshat wanna be CEOs yakking away all night in coach, red eyes are totally awesome when flying west to east. It either saves you from a wasted day of sleep deprivation or an extra hotel night (or one less day of vacation) for that later flight.

I’ll be at Sea-Tac tomorrow night and it will be a shit show as always. I will first hit up the Hudson News “lounge” for my preflight cocktail of water and dramamine. 💪

I’ll have a window seat so I can sleep and not listen to the chattering clowns spooking the flight attendants by bragging up all the ban bombs they throw down on their hobby blogs. My flight has a first class section too 💪 💪 💪

I drove through Aberdeen a little over a month ago after razor clamming. Mark Bruener is from there 💪

I’ve been to New Orleans before, so I know where to eat 💪. But even if I hadn’t, I have the internet and can figure the shit out on my own 💪 💪 💪

Looking forward to seeing Sark fly off the handle, lose the game, and fall off the wagon. 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪

Fire_Marshall_Bill

I was there several hours earlier. It would have been cool to tell him what a douche he was in person, but scene, Xmas etc.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Quietcowskee said:

Just re-read and realized it was Kim, not Fetters. I couldn’t believe no one had mentioned the “how would I stay this size” quote. Like, seriously…thought we were getting soft.

Yeah, Fetters would fly Southwoke

dnc

LoneStarDawg said:

I have normal conversations that draw the attention of the flight attendant all the time

Not a big deal

CallMeBigErn

Purple_Pills said:

Shit, this has me wanting to 💪 too.

Note to all, if you can sleep through the asshat wanna be CEOs yakking away all night in coach, red eyes are totally awesome when flying west to east. It either saves you from a wasted day of sleep deprivation or an extra hotel night (or one less day of vacation) for that later flight.

I’ll be at Sea-Tac tomorrow night and it will be a shit show as always. I will first hit up the Hudson News “lounge” for my preflight cocktail of water and dramamine. 💪

I’ll have a window seat so I can sleep and not listen to the chattering clowns spooking the flight attendants by bragging up all the ban bombs they throw down on their hobby blogs. My flight has a first class section too 💪 💪 💪

I drove through Aberdeen a little over a month ago after razor clamming. Mark Bruener is from there 💪

I’ve been to New Orleans before, so I know where to eat 💪. But even if I hadn’t, I have the internet and can figure the shit out on my own 💪 💪 💪

Looking forward to seeing Sark fly off the handle, lose the game, and fall off the wagon. 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪

Lost my shit after razor clamming. Had to take a break and finish it later.

DerekJohnson

Purple_Pills said:

Shit, this has me wanting to 💪 too.

Note to all, if you can sleep through the asshat wanna be CEOs yakking away all night in coach, red eyes are totally awesome when flying west to east. It either saves you from a wasted day of sleep deprivation or an extra hotel night (or one less day of vacation) for that later flight.

I’ll be at Sea-Tac tomorrow night and it will be a shit show as always. I will first hit up the Hudson News “lounge” for my preflight cocktail of water and dramamine. 💪

I’ll have a window seat so I can sleep and not listen to the chattering clowns spooking the flight attendants by bragging up all the ban bombs they throw down on their hobby blogs. My flight has a first class section too 💪 💪 💪

I drove through Aberdeen a little over a month ago after razor clamming. Mark Bruener is from there 💪

I’ve been to New Orleans before, so I know where to eat 💪. But even if I hadn’t, I have the internet and can figure the shit out on my own 💪 💪 💪

Looking forward to seeing Sark fly off the handle, lose the game, and fall off the wagon. 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪

Makes me think we need to have a Weak Flex of the Year Award for our annual awards show

pawz

DerekJohnson said:

Purple_Pills said:

Shit, this has me wanting to 💪 too.

Note to all, if you can sleep through the asshat wanna be CEOs yakking away all night in coach, red eyes are totally awesome when flying west to east. It either saves you from a wasted day of sleep deprivation or an extra hotel night (or one less day of vacation) for that later flight.

I’ll be at Sea-Tac tomorrow night and it will be a shit show as always. I will first hit up the Hudson News “lounge” for my preflight cocktail of water and dramamine. 💪

I’ll have a window seat so I can sleep and not listen to the chattering clowns spooking the flight attendants by bragging up all the ban bombs they throw down on their hobby blogs. My flight has a first class section too 💪 💪 💪

I drove through Aberdeen a little over a month ago after razor clamming. Mark Bruener is from there 💪

I’ve been to New Orleans before, so I know where to eat 💪. But even if I hadn’t, I have the internet and can figure the shit out on my own 💪 💪 💪

Looking forward to seeing Sark fly off the handle, lose the game, and fall off the wagon. 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪

Makes me think we need to have a Weak Flex of the Year Award for our annual awards show

No contest. Kent Griswold would win every year.

EwaDawg

pawz said:

DerekJohnson said:

Purple_Pills said:

Shit, this has me wanting to 💪 too.

Note to all, if you can sleep through the asshat wanna be CEOs yakking away all night in coach, red eyes are totally awesome when flying west to east. It either saves you from a wasted day of sleep deprivation or an extra hotel night (or one less day of vacation) for that later flight.

I’ll be at Sea-Tac tomorrow night and it will be a shit show as always. I will first hit up the Hudson News “lounge” for my preflight cocktail of water and dramamine. 💪

I’ll have a window seat so I can sleep and not listen to the chattering clowns spooking the flight attendants by bragging up all the ban bombs they throw down on their hobby blogs. My flight has a first class section too 💪 💪 💪

I drove through Aberdeen a little over a month ago after razor clamming. Mark Bruener is from there 💪

I’ve been to New Orleans before, so I know where to eat 💪. But even if I hadn’t, I have the internet and can figure the shit out on my own 💪 💪 💪

Looking forward to seeing Sark fly off the handle, lose the game, and fall off the wagon. 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪

Makes me think we need to have a Weak Flex of the Year Award for our annual awards show

No contest. Kent Griswold would win every year.

We ? should name the award after him thus excluding him from consideration.

Mad_Son

Purple_Pills said:

Shit, this has me wanting to 💪 too.

Note to all, if you can sleep through the asshat wanna be CEOs yakking away all night in coach, red eyes are totally awesome when flying west to east. It either saves you from a wasted day of sleep deprivation or an extra hotel night (or one less day of vacation) for that later flight.

I’ll be at Sea-Tac tomorrow night and it will be a shit show as always. I will first hit up the Hudson News “lounge” for my preflight cocktail of water and dramamine. 💪

I’ll have a window seat so I can sleep and not listen to the chattering clowns spooking the flight attendants by bragging up all the ban bombs they throw down on their hobby blogs. My flight has a first class section too 💪 💪 💪

I drove through Aberdeen a little over a month ago after razor clamming. Mark Bruener is from there 💪

I’ve been to New Orleans before, so I know where to eat 💪. But even if I hadn’t, I have the internet and can figure the shit out on my own 💪 💪 💪

Looking forward to seeing Sark fly off the handle, lose the game, and fall off the wagon. 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪

This is the only reason I want to win.

EsophagealFeces

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

Quietcowskee said:

Just re-read and realized it was Kim, not Fetters. I couldn’t believe no one had mentioned the “how would I stay this size” quote. Like, seriously…thought we were getting soft.

Yeah, Fetters would fly Southwoke

He’d have to in order to save himself from buying two seats.