3rd Annual Hardcore Husky Holiday Awards Winners (2023)
JoeEDangerously's Fake Tough Guy of the Year
Sponsored by @AtomicDawg and @fivehundredmileDAWG
2021
Jimmy Lake, Head Coach, Washington Huskies
2022
Steve Sarkisian, Head Coach, Texas Longhorns
2023
Ryan Day, Head Coach, Ohio State Buckeyes
WoolleyDoog's Tin Foil Conspiracy of the Year
Sponsored by @Doog_de_Jour
2023
Kenny Dillingham, Head Coach, Arizona State
Allegedly received UW's offensive play call signals that were stolen by the Oregon Duck staff. Also reportedly showed himself to be a cuck and fanboy for Oregon football by encouraging the Ducks to go win a national championship after his Devils got reamed at home 49-13.
Pup Memorial Post of the Year
Sponsored by @EsophagealFeces
2023
@StLouisDawg
His rant about Brock Huard, which can be heard in the 12/23/2023 episode of the Hardcore Husky Podcast, sounded like something Pup would've said. (Lightly edited for effect)
"Jughead Huard is much better now than when he first started broadcasting. It used to drive me up the fucking wall to listen to him. Now it’s tolerable. And it is a fucking jughead! I remember being at a Mariners game in the early two thousands by third base and Jughead was a few rows ahead of me and the wife. Almost every foul ball made a beeline for that fucker's head. It’s like it had cosmic gravity attraction it was so big. It covered all of right field from my seat. Made me think they needed to build him a special jughead helmet. Holy fuckall!"
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As I stated on the podcast, I am a Brock Huard fan and like him a lot. Going back a few years I interviewed him a couple of times and he was always good to me. I think he does a great job broadcasting. That being said, this rant by St Louis Dawg does embody Pup's spirit for sure, and warranted being the winner.
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Stealing signs is such a bullshit unwritten code.
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It is written in NCAA bylaw 11.6.1 as far as Michigan is concerned. The rest is fair game.PurpleThrobber said:Stealing signs is such a bullshit unwritten code.
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Deserves a Cowboy Pup recordingDerekJohnson said:As I stated on the podcast, I am a Brock Huard fan and like him a lot. Going back a few years I interviewed him a couple of times and he was always good to me. I think he does a great job broadcasting. That being said, this rant by St Louis Dawg does embody Pup's spirit for sure, and warranted being the winner.
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Thanks Taft!
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I am overwhelmed with humility to be selected. Since finding out I have been fondling my Race Bannon non-stop and basking in the sweet, delicious light of Hardcore Husky love.
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Fuck off weirdoStLouisDawg said:I am overwhelmed with humility to be selected. Since finding out I have been fondling my Race Bannon non-stop and basking in the sweet, delicious light of Hardcore Husky love.
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Be niceLawrence_of_a_Labia said:
Fuck off weirdoStLouisDawg said:I am overwhelmed with humility to be selected. Since finding out I have been fondling my Race Bannon non-stop and basking in the sweet, delicious light of Hardcore Husky love.
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When you go to Houston Afros and Harblah lengths, it's cheatingPurpleThrobber said:Stealing signs is such a bullshit unwritten code.
Get better signs.
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New bored motto?DerekJohnson said:
Be niceLawrence_of_a_Labia said:
Fuck off weirdoStLouisDawg said:I am overwhelmed with humility to be selected. Since finding out I have been fondling my Race Bannon non-stop and basking in the sweet, delicious light of Hardcore Husky love.
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Such an honor to be sponsoring prestigious hardcore husky fake tough guy of The year award. I do think the committee nailed it with Ryan Day. From the second he yelled into the mike on a crisp South Bend night verbally assaulting Lou Holtz, he was the leader in the clubhouse.
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I would like to nominate Caleb Williams for the Britain Covey/All I saw was Purple award
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The shirt of the man (father?) standing next to him is absolutely wild. Why is it purple? Why does it say Gonzaga class of 2021? I’m so confused.Canadawg said:I would like to nominate Caleb Williams for the Britain Covey/All I saw was Purple award
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Joey’s Ryan Day wrestling promo had me rolling. I feel like this is a lifetime achievement award for Day after being runner up the last two years.
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Technically, Gonzaga College High School.JoeEDangerously said:
Gonzaga Prep is in Spokane.
Jesuit superiority guy. Every board has one
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Fuck those guysJoeEDangerously said: -
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I'm glad that Day put together another 1 loss season. Better than I thought he would. He's on the Lanning plan of losing the games that matter but winning too much to justify being fired.
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That was the John Cooper model until it wasn'thaie said:I'm glad that Day put together another 1 loss season. Better than I thought he would. He's on the Lanning plan of losing the games that matter but winning too much to justify being fired.
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In college football you have to know what your timeline is and when to move on. The only hardware Day needed was the Fake Tuff guy award. Well, the natty too. But still.
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Can we give a fake tough guy lifetime achievement to Criscoball. One of the free extra bonuses of this season was him getting waxed at Miami this year. Really hoping they bottom out next year and he has to go job hunting.
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I wish I could wax his wife.WoolleyDoog said:Can we give a fake tough guy lifetime achievement to Criscoball. One of the free extra bonuses of this season was him getting waxed at Miami this year. Really hoping they bottom out next year and he has to go job hunting.
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This was harbaugh until it wasn't.DerekJohnson said:
That was the John Cooper model until it wasn'thaie said:I'm glad that Day put together another 1 loss season. Better than I thought he would. He's on the Lanning plan of losing the games that matter but winning too much to justify being fired.
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It still might be. He still hasn’t won a playoff game or major bowelAtomicDawg said:
This was harbaugh until it wasn't.DerekJohnson said:
That was the John Cooper model until it wasn'thaie said:I'm glad that Day put together another 1 loss season. Better than I thought he would. He's on the Lanning plan of losing the games that matter but winning too much to justify being fired.
