Who wants to have dinner at the Lannings?

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Bo Nix.
His cooking skills match his 4th down play calls. -
Beat me to it.LawDawg1 said:Bo Nix.
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As everyone knows, Outback is the ultimate authority on perfectly cooked steaks and the secret is carefully shared with their bus boys
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Outback is your source?
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he is type a dude that goes to ihop and orders a steak hahah
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Pan cooking a steak? And in an undersized pan.HuskyJW said:
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I understand finishing a steak in a pan. Thyme, butter, garlic.... But damn this is sad to see. Bro is flat out effing those steaks, just as they would at Outback.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Pan cooking a steak? And in an undersized pan.
Does Dan send all his money to his wife and Bo?
Shocked to see he didn't break out the blooming onion. -
I bet he slathered it in A1 sauce afterwards
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looks like the tat of his wife’s snatch he got.HuskyJW said: -
That ain't how you finish a steak in a pan...Postal91 said:
I understand finishing a steak in a pan. Thyme, butter, garlic.... But damn this is sad to see. Bro is flat out effing those steaks, just as they would at Outback.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Pan cooking a steak? And in an undersized pan.
Does Dan send all his money to his wife and Bo?
Shocked to see he didn't break out the blooming onion.
Catch me at 555, how bat dat.
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It ain't Lincoln Riley bad, but how fucking hard is it to pan sear your meat in butter? It's like you have to try to get a steak to look that unappealing.
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i dont understand what is happening with those potatoes
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And the clown has sealed gas burners like some commoner.UW_Doog_Bot said:
And again, what povel doesn't have a medium pan?
Shitty cooked steaks
No good cookware
Sealed burners
A wife sexting Bo nix
Accent wall like a fucking dungeon
12" griddle, not 24
So many things wrong here. Dude is flashing a 2023 Ram 3500 w a gas engine, 2WD, cloth seats and no touchscreen. -
I hope we get to see Dan attempting to make some cocktails for the next episode in this series.
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You would have to be a mute, openly racist, child molester, who doesn’t understand what money is in order to completely fail at recruiting at Oregon. That being said, I still have no idea how teenagers see this guy and think “that’s my mentor. I’d run through a brick wall for him”. He seems like a 30 yr old big brother who lives at home with his high school aged sister. He just got out of rehab, constantly talks about Elon Musk, and low key tries to fuck your friends, but you tolerate him because he buys you beer.
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It will definitely include fireball and/or grey goose vodkaYellowSnow said:I hope we get to see Dan attempting to make some cocktails for the next episode in this series.
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Seriously is this guy retarded? I have so many questions. Why two in the same pan? Why is one sideways? What's that terrible music?
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Shit talking trucks…can’t get this kinda content anywhere else.Postal91 said:
And the clown has sealed gas burners like some commoner.UW_Doog_Bot said:
And again, what povel doesn't have a medium pan?
Shitty cooked steaks
No good cookware
Sealed burners
A wife sexting Bo nix
Accent wall like a fucking dungeon
12" griddle, not 24
So many things wrong here. Dude is flashing a 2023 Ram 3500 w a gas engine, 2WD, cloth seats and no touchscreen. -
Uhm yeah, no way Dan drinks a gin martini. He’s definitely a vodka douche bag.bananasnblondes said:
It will definitely include fireball and/or grey goose vodkaYellowSnow said:I hope we get to see Dan attempting to make some cocktails for the next episode in this series.
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Or he would have a pour of his "top shelf bourbon" - Jack DanielsYellowSnow said:
Uhm yeah, no way Dan drinks a gin martini. He’s definitely a vodka douche bag.bananasnblondes said:
It will definitely include fireball and/or grey goose vodkaYellowSnow said:I hope we get to see Dan attempting to make some cocktails for the next episode in this series.
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While he was cooking up that medium rare Mrs lanning was swallowing down that Bo nix tube steak.HuskyJW said: -
Is this a genuine rumor or just something we started here?dirtysouwfdawg said:
While he was cooking up that medium rare Mrs lanning was swallowing down that Bo nix tube steak.HuskyJW said: -
Does it matter?HuskyJW said:
Is this a genuine rumor or just something we started here?dirtysouwfdawg said:
While he was cooking up that medium rare Mrs lanning was swallowing down that Bo nix tube steak.HuskyJW said: -
Bo is Dan's alleged "babysitter"HuskyJW said:
Is this a genuine rumor or just something we started here?dirtysouwfdawg said:
While he was cooking up that medium rare Mrs lanning was swallowing down that Bo nix tube steak.HuskyJW said: -
Don't blame us, he's the one that while on national TV said he came home expecting to see his wife and Bo Nix was there. "Bo was such a great babysitter"HuskyJW said:
Is this a genuine rumor or just something we started here?
I think every man in America that heard that had an eyebrow raise. Well, non-Portland/Seattle man. -
It’s a rumor we started here and spread to the interwebs.RaceBannon said:
Does it matter?HuskyJW said:
Is this a genuine rumor or just something we started here?dirtysouwfdawg said:
While he was cooking up that medium rare Mrs lanning was swallowing down that Bo nix tube steak.HuskyJW said: -
I'm in Idaho... I agrees to the terms and conditions that every 5th sentence shouldn't contain something about trucks, guns, or freedomCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Shit talking trucks…can’t get this kinda content anywhere else.