Please give a warm Hardcore Husky welcome to PurpleNinja

I remember being fascinated by ninja’s when I was twelve. Got some throwing stars when the carnival came through town. Sharpened them up and snuck around town, getting high and sticking down hateful vegetation in yards a plenty.

Stop by the quick e mart for some taters and dipping sauce, then head back to whatever friends house we thought the parent would bother us least. Settle down and watch kung fu movies, and argue about who would win in a fight - Bruce Lee or a random ninja living in Hokkaido. And of course the dumb friend argues Jean Claude Van Damm would kick both their asses and ends the conversation that he is convinced there are at least twelve ninjas living in eastern Washington, but no one knows because they’ve been trained so well.

Smoke a little more. Friends old man comes down and yells at all of us for being worthless and somehow damaging his new S-10 by throwing a rocks at it. Notices all the ninja stars stuck through the wall. Old fuckers blows a fuse and starts kicking us with his cowboys boots.

End of ninja phase. What the fuck happened to you? Or are you fascinated by blenders?

whatshouldicareabout

Purple J >>> Purple Dick >>> Purple Ninja
on behalf of @PurpleThrobber hurtful
Yeah, that’s some bullshit.

RIP @PurpleBaze

PurpleBaze

Purple J >>> Purple Dick >>> Purple Ninja
on behalf of @PurpleThrobber hurtful
Yeah, that’s some bullshit.

RIP @PurpleBaze

I'm Purple Dick that @CFetters_Nacho_Lover was referring to.

Aced out by J-Bag, but I'm okay with it.

TheHB

SweatpantsGeneral

dirtysouwfdawg

Was green, orange, and blue already taken? You fucking turtle.

Leave and then DIAFF.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Purple J >>> Purple Dick >>> Purple Ninja
on behalf of @PurpleThrobber hurtful
Yeah, that’s some bullshit.

RIP @PurpleBaze
I'm Purple Dick that @CFetters_Nacho_Lover was referring to.

Aced out by J-Bag, but I'm okay with it.

I left out a couple Purples. Mea culpa.

MelloDawg

Was PurpleSamurai taken?

gmo

dannarc