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The 3rd Annual Hardcore Husky Holiday Awards Show (This Saturday AM)

DerekJohnson
DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,203 Founders Club
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Come join Derek, @JoeEDangerously and @WoolleyDoog as we look back on the year that was -- and announce our award winners!

@JoeEDangerously will pick the 3rd annual Fake Tough Guy of the Year, sponsored by @AtomicDawg and @fivehundredmiledawg

@WoolleyDoog will select the TinFoil Hat Conspiracy of the Year (Sponsored by @Doog_de_Jour)

Stalin will select the inaugural Pup Memorial Post of the Year, sponsored by @esophogealFeces (The post that best embodies the wacky degenerative spirit of the late Puppylove_Sugarsteel)

Holy fuckall!
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  • MelloDawg
    MelloDawg Member Posts: 6,836
    No lifetime achievement award for the longest tenured poaster not named Derek Johnson?
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,692 Founders Club
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

    Thanks Taft!

    Ryan Day is my pick for the fake tough guy award after he called out 95 year old Lou Holtz.

    Same

    It was so awkward
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  • MelloDawg
    MelloDawg Member Posts: 6,836
    MelloDawg said:

    No lifetime achievement award for the longest tenured poaster not named Derek Johnson?

    Please note I’d be willing to come on your show to accept the award for a nominal fee.
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  • AtomicDawg
    AtomicDawg Member Posts: 7,327
    EsophagealFeces said:

    AtomicDawg said:

    Other fake tough guy performances of note.


    Lincoln Riley for picking on the beat writer that said one of his players was shy and missing practices as the head coach when it appeared he was pouting.

    NCAA for randomly enforcing stuff on players that never played at schools they transferred from.

    Dickert for being awkwardly offended by Lee corso and then coaching an epic losing streak.

    ESPN for avoiding game day at Oregon state. Was funny, but still.

    Dan Lanning for scoring 80 vs Portland state and the Colorado bully speech for clicks.

    Mario Cristobal for trying to pad stats and blowing the game like a full on dipshit.

    Just some performances that stuck out.

    Those are some skrong contenders. I’d lean towards Dickert myself. He got real aggressive after Cuog beat Beav, then shit down his leg the rest of the year.
    Along with Ryan Day, there is a decent field. Out respect for this prestigious award, I will not speak on my preference of who I think should be named since I am an official sponsor. Going to keep it Nebraska classy.
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  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member Posts: 14,072
    I got my money on @StLouisDawg for the most fucked up shit.
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  • LawDawg1
    LawDawg1 Member Posts: 3,941
    edited December 2023
    Lincoln Riley for his stupid ass tights pants
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  • Canadawg
    Canadawg Member Posts: 5,257
    LawDawg1 said:

    Lincoln Riley for his stupid ass tights pants

    I think their needs to be an attempt at fake toughness to win fake tough guy
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  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member Posts: 14,072
    I wonder if the video from said cucking will ever get leaked? Asking for a fren.
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  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,659 Founders Club
    Don't know where to categorize this but Jonathan Smith acting like he didn't give a shit about losing the heartbreaker to UW on Beavlet post game show because he knew he was gone..
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  • StLouisDawg
    StLouisDawg Member Posts: 548
    dirtysouwfdawg said:

    I got my money on @StLouisDawg for the most fucked up shit.

    Merely trying to contribute to the charm as beauty of this hive of scum and villiany.

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  • EwaDawg
    EwaDawg Member Posts: 4,329
    edited December 2023
    There absolutely needs to be a most full of shit (themselves) award. Perhaps cowinnners @SECDAWG and @Michelle_cumsteen.
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  • GayThoughts
    GayThoughts Member Posts: 511
    dirtysouwfdawg said:

    I wonder if the video from said cucking will ever get leaked? Asking for a fren.

    Saw it on the discord. Pretty tame stuff, only missionary from checkdown Bo
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  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,203 Founders Club
    MelloDawg said:

    MelloDawg said:

    No lifetime achievement award for the longest tenured poaster not named Derek Johnson?

    Please note I’d be willing to come on your show to accept the award for a nominal fee.
    Take it to the Seattle Times Husky blog comments section!!1!!!!
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  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,203 Founders Club
    haie said:

    Don't know where to categorize this but Jonathan Smith acting like he didn't give a shit about losing the heartbreaker to UW on Beavlet post game show because he knew he was gone..

    That was kind of sad from a Beavlet perspective. Imagine Tui acting like that with us, or what have you.
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  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,203 Founders Club
    bananasnblondes said:

    I dont see how anyone but Dabo Swinney could win the fake tough guy award. His performance of getting completely butthurt by a caller on a fucking local sports radio show and then calling him out was the saddest thing I've seen from a football coach in a long time.

    Dabo might lose due to West Cost bias.
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  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,670 Swaye's Wigwam
    huskyhooligan said:

    Most assuredly @PurpleBaze will win "Most Massive Dong" Award.
    I'd like to nominate @chuck for best kisser.
    I'd also like to nominate @CFetters_Nacho_Lover for best tits, just edging out @Doog_de_Jour
    I nominate @Swaye for best vision quest of 2023. I mean he virtually disappeared. I hope the peyote, 1986 copy of Playboy Playmate of the Year, and sweat lodge were enlightening. And yes, by sweat lodge we mean guest bathroom.
    Lastly I'd like to nominate @DerekJohnson @WoolleyDoog and that other guy on the pod for the shoutout to @PurpleBaze and his massive dong. I had never cried listening to a shitty podcast until those words flowed from your lips to the world. yarhamuk allah!

    This is the first time I've ever had a nomination for anything good here. You could've made it something challenging though. I don't even have to roll out the big guns to win this one. Itb.
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  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member Posts: 14,072
    GayThoughts said:

    dirtysouwfdawg said:

    I wonder if the video from said cucking will ever get leaked? Asking for a fren.

    Saw it on the discord. Pretty tame stuff, only missionary from checkdown Bo
    He probably only put in the first couple inches.
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  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,044
    EwaDawg said:

    There absolutely needs to be a most full of shit (themselves) award. Perhaps cowinnners @SECDAWG and @Michelle_cumsteen.

    Don’t lump Mitch in with the Tidepod. That’s not fair. Mitch is a solid guy
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  • EwaDawg
    EwaDawg Member Posts: 4,329
    edited December 2023
    EsophagealFeces said:

    EwaDawg said:

    There absolutely needs to be a most full of shit (themselves) award. Perhaps cowinnners @SECDAWG and @Michelle_cumsteen.

    Don’t lump Mitch in with the Tidepod. That’s not fair. Mitch is a solid guy
    Except SEC pod actually provides EVIDENCE for his arguments.

    Mitch thinks something must be true simply because he said it.

    Mitch's understanding football is just as geographically limited our SEC pod.

    He has zero clue about why the P10 died and he can't imagine a world where Zona, Utah and one of a half a dozen other teams might be as good as Texas and Oklahoma.

    Saying it loud and wanting it to be so simply doesn't make it true. Mitch, in this regard, is UTTERLY CLUELESS

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  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,044
    EwaDawg said:

    EsophagealFeces said:

    EwaDawg said:

    There absolutely needs to be a most full of shit (themselves) award. Perhaps cowinnners @SECDAWG and @Michelle_cumsteen.

    Don’t lump Mitch in with the Tidepod. That’s not fair. Mitch is a solid guy
    Except SEC pod actually provides more EVIDENCE for his arguments.

    Mitch thinks something must be true simply because he said it.

    He is dumber than our resident SEC pod. HANDS DOWN.
    Are you fucking serious right now? Tidepod has never once attempted to provide evidence of anything outside of his wife’s living room decorations.
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