surly horns deserves 5 reasons

LaZoris · December 2023

That is all

dannarc · December 2023

@SarksSippyCup

Mad_Son · December 2023

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/27860-were-going-alamo-bowling/page/14/#comment-4892125

If someone wants to update, make sure to include Penix winning the Heisman as one of his credentials

Lawrence_of_a_Labia · December 2023

@CrowningBrowning

GreenRiverGatorz · December 2023

Mad_Son said:

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/27860-were-going-alamo-bowling/page/14/#comment-4892125

If someone wants to update, make sure to include Penix winning the Heisman as one of his credentials

Here you go

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/33189-week-14-2023-texas-v-washington-college-football-playoff-edition/?do=findComment&comment=5837694

Quietcowskee · December 2023

Damn it. I’m banned🤷‍♂️

EsophagealFeces · December 2023

GreenRiverGatorz said:

Mad_Son said:

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/27860-were-going-alamo-bowling/page/14/#comment-4892125

If someone wants to update, make sure to include Penix winning the Heisman as one of his credentials
Here you go

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/33189-week-14-2023-texas-v-washington-college-football-playoff-edition/?do=findComment&comment=5837694

I almost fell out of my recliner laughing at Nate Fellner 😂 Good pull there. They are such retards over there. We’ve dropped that on them 3 times in the last 12 months, and 60% of the time, it still works every time.

gmo · December 2023

Big dick not only has math issues, but geography ain't a strength either.

GreenRiverGatorz · December 2023

Do they teach any school shit up there at UW?...you know, like geography perhaps? Several states away from Texas???Penix is the best player on the field???....He isn't the best QB on the field...Speed??? Y'all are gonna discover what speed is.

Fact is, y'all are discover many things like...what a weak ass schedule you played this year. ....How your best opponent will not be Oregon.....and how your hero Pennix performs under the pressure of having to produce a TDevery drives he starts....just to keep up because we will score almost at will....oh....and fuck your Ribs and Rickshaws...

PurpleBaze · December 2023

GreenRiverGatorz said:
Do they teach any school shit up there at UW?...you know, like geography perhaps? Several states away from Texas???Penix is the best player on the field???....He isn't the best QB on the field...Speed??? Y'all are gonna discover what speed is.

Fact is, y'all are discover many things like...what a weak ass schedule you played this year. ....How your best opponent will not be Oregon.....and how your hero Pennix performs under the pressure of having to produce a TDevery drives he starts....just to keep up because we will score almost at will....oh....and fuck your Ribs and Rickshaws...

LOL!

Love how delusional they are. Sewers better than Penix? sarksure.gif

Quietcowskee · December 2023

GreenRiverGatorz said:
.oh....and fuck your Ribs and Rickshaws...

BBQ and pours transportation superiority guy.

Canadawg · December 2023

Danone about to get banned

FireTheJanitor · December 2023

Canadawg said:
Danone about to get banned

Christmas Party Damone is a force to be reckoned with

PurpleBaze · December 2023

throat shitter is trying to say he wanted to talk football. Hahaha.

and those pussy ass sons of bitches need to show their fucking faces. Call us faggots to our face ass munches. What are you 12? Jesus Christ. What a fucking wasteland. You’d think someone over there would be like hey, it’s 2023, we don’t talk like that anymore. Nope. And they are proud of it. Easily one of the worst message board communities I’ve seen and they are devoid of any analysis accusing us of having no respect and expecting Texas wipes the floor with them. What a waste of bandwidth.

FireCohen · December 2023

PurpleBaze said:
throat shitter is trying to say he wanted to talk football. Hahaha.

and those pussy ass sons of bitches need to show their fucking faces. Call us faggots to our face ass munches. What are you 12? Jesus Christ. What a fucking wasteland. You’d think someone over there would be like hey, it’s 2023, we don’t talk like that anymore. Nope. And they are proud of it. Easily one of the worst message board communities I’ve seen and they are devoid of any analysis accusing us of having no respect and expecting Texas wipes the floor with them. What a waste of bandwidth.

Our brand is strong!!

CFetters_Nacho_Lover · December 2023

My favorite part:

Don't be fooled by the stats, this defense has taken a HUGE step forward under new leadership and the stats speak for themselves.

GreenRiverGatorz · December 2023

Oh my sweet summer child, you have no idea what's coming and it's probably best for your mental health it stays that way.

Oh, and I can safely say nobody from here will be dropping by your Shreveport tailgate. Nothing personal, it's just a few hundred miles away from where the game takes place. Toodles!

Swaye · December 2023

PurpleBaze said:
throat shitter is trying to say he wanted to talk football. Hahaha.

and those pussy ass sons of bitches need to show their fucking faces. Call us faggots to our face ass munches. What are you 12? Jesus Christ. What a fucking wasteland. You’d think someone over there would be like hey, it’s 2023, we don’t talk like that anymore. Nope. And they are proud of it. Easily one of the worst message board communities I’ve seen and they are devoid of any analysis accusing us of having no respect and expecting Texas wipes the floor with them. What a waste of bandwidth.

Guaranteed whatever fag over there wrote this has a micropenis, like almost all Longhorn fans. Biggest bunch of tough talk then hide behind skirts fags ever.

TheHB · December 2023

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:
throat shitter is trying to say he wanted to talk football. Hahaha.

and those pussy ass sons of bitches need to show their fucking faces. Call us faggots to our face ass munches. What are you 12? Jesus Christ. What a fucking wasteland. You’d think someone over there would be like hey, it’s 2023, we don’t talk like that anymore. Nope. And they are proud of it. Easily one of the worst message board communities I’ve seen and they are devoid of any analysis accusing us of having no respect and expecting Texas wipes the floor with them. What a waste of bandwidth.
Guaranteed whatever fag over there wrote this has a micropenis, like almost all Longhorn fans. Biggest bunch of tough talk then hide behind skirts fags ever.

Who they think they are:

Who they really are:

EsophagealFeces · December 2023

TheHB said:

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:
throat shitter is trying to say he wanted to talk football. Hahaha.

and those pussy ass sons of bitches need to show their fucking faces. Call us faggots to our face ass munches. What are you 12? Jesus Christ. What a fucking wasteland. You’d think someone over there would be like hey, it’s 2023, we don’t talk like that anymore. Nope. And they are proud of it. Easily one of the worst message board communities I’ve seen and they are devoid of any analysis accusing us of having no respect and expecting Texas wipes the floor with them. What a waste of bandwidth.
Guaranteed whatever fag over there wrote this has a micropenis, like almost all Longhorn fans. Biggest bunch of tough talk then hide behind skirts fags ever.
Who they think they are:

Who they really are:

Big facts.

Fire_Marshall_Bill · December 2023

It's been close to 20 years, but both Okkahomo and Texass fans love to talk tough behind keyboards. Redneck faggots.

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