surly horns deserves 5 reasons
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https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/27860-were-going-alamo-bowling/page/14/#comment-4892125
If someone wants to update, make sure to include Penix winning the Heisman as one of his credentials -
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Here you goMad_Son said:
https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/27860-were-going-alamo-bowling/page/14/#comment-4892125
If someone wants to update, make sure to include Penix winning the Heisman as one of his credentials
https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/33189-week-14-2023-texas-v-washington-college-football-playoff-edition/?do=findComment&comment=5837694 -
Damn it. I’m banned🤷♂️
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I almost fell out of my recliner laughing at Nate Fellner 😂 Good pull there. They are such retards over there. We’ve dropped that on them 3 times in the last 12 months, and 60% of the time, it still works every time.GreenRiverGatorz said:
Here you goMad_Son said:
https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/27860-were-going-alamo-bowling/page/14/#comment-4892125
If someone wants to update, make sure to include Penix winning the Heisman as one of his credentials
https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/33189-week-14-2023-texas-v-washington-college-football-playoff-edition/?do=findComment&comment=5837694 -
Big dick not only has math issues, but geography ain't a strength either. -
Do they teach any school shit up there at UW?...you know, like geography perhaps? Several states away from Texas???Penix is the best player on the field???....He isn't the best QB on the field...Speed??? Y'all are gonna discover what speed is.
Fact is, y'all are discover many things like...what a weak ass schedule you played this year. ....How your best opponent will not be Oregon.....and how your hero Pennix performs under the pressure of having to produce a TDevery drives he starts....just to keep up because we will score almost at will....oh....and fuck your Ribs and Rickshaws... -
LOL!GreenRiverGatorz said:Do they teach any school shit up there at UW?...you know, like geography perhaps? Several states away from Texas???Penix is the best player on the field???....He isn't the best QB on the field...Speed??? Y'all are gonna discover what speed is.
Fact is, y'all are discover many things like...what a weak ass schedule you played this year. ....How your best opponent will not be Oregon.....and how your hero Pennix performs under the pressure of having to produce a TDevery drives he starts....just to keep up because we will score almost at will....oh....and fuck your Ribs and Rickshaws...
Love how delusional they are. Sewers better than Penix? sarksure.gif -
BBQ and pours transportation superiority guy.GreenRiverGatorz said:.oh....and fuck your Ribs and Rickshaws...
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Danone about to get banned
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Christmas Party Damone is a force to be reckoned withCanadawg said:Danone about to get banned
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throat shitter is trying to say he wanted to talk football. Hahaha.
and those pussy ass sons of bitches need to show their fucking faces. Call us faggots to our face ass munches. What are you 12? Jesus Christ. What a fucking wasteland. You’d think someone over there would be like hey, it’s 2023, we don’t talk like that anymore. Nope. And they are proud of it. Easily one of the worst message board communities I’ve seen and they are devoid of any analysis accusing us of having no respect and expecting Texas wipes the floor with them. What a waste of bandwidth. -
Our brand is strong!!PurpleBaze said:throat shitter is trying to say he wanted to talk football. Hahaha.
and those pussy ass sons of bitches need to show their fucking faces. Call us faggots to our face ass munches. What are you 12? Jesus Christ. What a fucking wasteland. You’d think someone over there would be like hey, it’s 2023, we don’t talk like that anymore. Nope. And they are proud of it. Easily one of the worst message board communities I’ve seen and they are devoid of any analysis accusing us of having no respect and expecting Texas wipes the floor with them. What a waste of bandwidth. -
My favorite part:
Don't be fooled by the stats, this defense has taken a HUGE step forward under new leadership and the stats speak for themselves. -
Oh my sweet summer child, you have no idea what's coming and it's probably best for your mental health it stays that way.
Oh, and I can safely say nobody from here will be dropping by your Shreveport tailgate. Nothing personal, it's just a few hundred miles away from where the game takes place. Toodles! -
Guaranteed whatever fag over there wrote this has a micropenis, like almost all Longhorn fans. Biggest bunch of tough talk then hide behind skirts fags ever.PurpleBaze said:throat shitter is trying to say he wanted to talk football. Hahaha.
and those pussy ass sons of bitches need to show their fucking faces. Call us faggots to our face ass munches. What are you 12? Jesus Christ. What a fucking wasteland. You’d think someone over there would be like hey, it’s 2023, we don’t talk like that anymore. Nope. And they are proud of it. Easily one of the worst message board communities I’ve seen and they are devoid of any analysis accusing us of having no respect and expecting Texas wipes the floor with them. What a waste of bandwidth. -
Who they think they are:Swaye said:
Guaranteed whatever fag over there wrote this has a micropenis, like almost all Longhorn fans. Biggest bunch of tough talk then hide behind skirts fags ever.PurpleBaze said:throat shitter is trying to say he wanted to talk football. Hahaha.
and those pussy ass sons of bitches need to show their fucking faces. Call us faggots to our face ass munches. What are you 12? Jesus Christ. What a fucking wasteland. You’d think someone over there would be like hey, it’s 2023, we don’t talk like that anymore. Nope. And they are proud of it. Easily one of the worst message board communities I’ve seen and they are devoid of any analysis accusing us of having no respect and expecting Texas wipes the floor with them. What a waste of bandwidth.
Who they really are:
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Big facts.TheHB said:
Who they think they are:Swaye said:
Guaranteed whatever fag over there wrote this has a micropenis, like almost all Longhorn fans. Biggest bunch of tough talk then hide behind skirts fags ever.PurpleBaze said:throat shitter is trying to say he wanted to talk football. Hahaha.
and those pussy ass sons of bitches need to show their fucking faces. Call us faggots to our face ass munches. What are you 12? Jesus Christ. What a fucking wasteland. You’d think someone over there would be like hey, it’s 2023, we don’t talk like that anymore. Nope. And they are proud of it. Easily one of the worst message board communities I’ve seen and they are devoid of any analysis accusing us of having no respect and expecting Texas wipes the floor with them. What a waste of bandwidth.
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It's been close to 20 years, but both Okkahomo and Texass fans love to talk tough behind keyboards. Redneck faggots.
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Watching these yokels contribute pages upon pages arguing with a couple of decoy dummies that might as well be written by AI copypasta, and then running victory laps over how bad they "owned" them, is fucking hilarious. I'm now seeing why the rest of CFB hates Texas - they are a fanbase that genuinely doesn't get it.
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What is the problem with that board? Is that what happens when you take Texans and send them to college? How can you be intellectually smug about college football??? At least in SEC SEC SEC, most of the fans don't think they have a Ph.D. in statistics and are justified in thinking there teams have been good for the past 20 years.
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If one of those fucks had an ounce of decency they’d come and drop a 5 reasons on HH.
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Lot of trash talk coming from a program that was too chickenshit to join SEC until they were basically forced to.
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It does remind me of childhood in eastern Washington when rodeo was king. Anyone south of Colorado that came up to ride were pretty much “Coca-Cola Cowboys”, as Merle and Mel would say. They looked the part, but it was always some Idaho backwoods drink of water that took home the prize money. Maybe eastern Oregon.
Texas stoped being tough when they had to rely on a yankee hooker to beat the Mexicans. 1835 or so.
In the Northwest, we stopped being tough when Boeing left. 1998 or so.
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This is bad info. No one on the roster named Ossai. 2 Polynesians you forgot to mention. Average weight is more like 306. When you screw up this badly, everything you say deserves to be ignored.
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St. Louis toughness superiority guy.StLouisDawg said:It does remind me of childhood in eastern Washington when rodeo was king. Anyone south of Colorado that came up to ride were pretty much “Coca-Cola Cowboys”, as Merle and Mel would say. They looked the part, but it was always some Idaho backwoods drink of water that took home the prize money. Maybe eastern Oregon.
Texas stoped being tough when they had to rely on a yankee hooker to beat the Mexicans. 1835 or so.
In the Northwest, we stopped being tough when Boeing left. 1998 or so.
Fuck Texas.
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Still fucked up this couple got labeled as fucking racistQuietcowskee said:
St. Louis toughness superiority guy.StLouisDawg said:It does remind me of childhood in eastern Washington when rodeo was king. Anyone south of Colorado that came up to ride were pretty much “Coca-Cola Cowboys”, as Merle and Mel would say. They looked the part, but it was always some Idaho backwoods drink of water that took home the prize money. Maybe eastern Oregon.
Texas stoped being tough when they had to rely on a yankee hooker to beat the Mexicans. 1835 or so.
In the Northwest, we stopped being tough when Boeing left. 1998 or so.
Fuck Texas. -
They got labeled as fucking goobersFireCohen said:
Still fucked up this couple got labeled as fucking racistQuietcowskee said:
St. Louis toughness superiority guy.StLouisDawg said:It does remind me of childhood in eastern Washington when rodeo was king. Anyone south of Colorado that came up to ride were pretty much “Coca-Cola Cowboys”, as Merle and Mel would say. They looked the part, but it was always some Idaho backwoods drink of water that took home the prize money. Maybe eastern Oregon.
Texas stoped being tough when they had to rely on a yankee hooker to beat the Mexicans. 1835 or so.
In the Northwest, we stopped being tough when Boeing left. 1998 or so.
Fuck Texas. -
TITTTFireCohen said:
Still fucked up this couple got labeled as fucking racistQuietcowskee said:
St. Louis toughness superiority guy.StLouisDawg said:It does remind me of childhood in eastern Washington when rodeo was king. Anyone south of Colorado that came up to ride were pretty much “Coca-Cola Cowboys”, as Merle and Mel would say. They looked the part, but it was always some Idaho backwoods drink of water that took home the prize money. Maybe eastern Oregon.
Texas stoped being tough when they had to rely on a yankee hooker to beat the Mexicans. 1835 or so.
In the Northwest, we stopped being tough when Boeing left. 1998 or so.
Fuck Texas.
