Congrats, Nacho
@CFetters_Nacho_Lover your fight all the way to the Supreme Court will benefit literally millions of obese Americans. When people look back at this period in history, you will be fondly remembered as the Harvey Milk of the obesity rights movement. A true crusader.
Congrats again.
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I was hired by Southwest recently as a Nacho advocate.
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I’m just gonna claim to be too fat for one seat so I don’t have to have anyone sitting next to me
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I prefer to call them fat fucks.
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Can I identify as a fat fuck and get an extra seat for free?
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WhalesPurpleJ said:I prefer to call them fat fucks.
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That’s my plan. I’m fat, but not two seats fat.CuntWaffle said:Can I identify as a fat fuck and get an extra seat for free?
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This can't be real. I've seen it before, but there have to be some huge caveats.
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"Captain, we're gonna need an entire three-seat row for this one"
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Any word if the "customers of size" get two bags of pretzels and/or two cookies in conjunction with their seat allotments? -
These flights should be a hot ticket for chubby chasers who fantasize about getting squished against the window
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@IrishDawg22Geevis_and_Butthead said:These flights should be a hot ticket for chubby chasers who fantasize about getting squished against the window
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Paging @IrishDawg22Geevis_and_Butthead said:These flights should be a hot ticket for chubby chasers who fantasize about getting squished against the window
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53 seconds, biotch!EsophagealFeces said:
Paging @IrishDawg22Geevis_and_Butthead said:These flights should be a hot ticket for chubby chasers who fantasize about getting squished against the window
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Gonna be interesting the first time a nonfat who identifies as a fat pushes this rule. How are they going to deny them.
Or when a semi fat tries to squeeze out a few extra pounds for the extra comfort.
What’s the cutoff? Are they going to have a measuring box like for the carry ons. If you fit into this seat, you are not fat enough to get two seats.
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Making them walk kills 2 birds with 1 stone
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Or what about the aeronautical challenges? Like if an overweight plane can't get off the groundAlexis said:Gonna be interesting the first time a nonfat who identifies as a fat pushes this rule. How are they going to deny them.
Or when a semi fat tries to squeeze out a few extra pounds for the extra comfort.
What’s the cutoff? Are they going to have a measuring box like for the carry ons. If you fit into this seat, you are not fat enough to get two seats.
I give SW about three weeks of half empty planes before they rethink this fiasco.
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Fuck you and your 5.3 secondsPurpleBaze said:
53 seconds, biotch!EsophagealFeces said:
Paging @IrishDawg22Geevis_and_Butthead said:These flights should be a hot ticket for chubby chasers who fantasize about getting squished against the window
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Wait, I gotta pay more for my flight because some lazy, government teet sucking loser is fat and Southwest is a woketarded company? No wonder their stock is getting crushed.
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Bring back fatshaming
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I thought “customer of size” was just a phrase horny flight attendants used.
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I’ve been crying tears of joy all day after hearing this news from my fellow customers of size.FireTheJanitor said:
@CFetters_Nacho_Lover your fight all the way to the Supreme Court will benefit literally millions of obese Americans. When people look back at this period in history, you will be fondly remembered as the Harvey Milk of the obesity rights movement. A true crusader.
Congrats again.
I just want you all to know, I did this for the (not so) little people. -
Makes sense, husky sense.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I’ve been crying tears of joy all day after hearing this news from my fellow customers of size.FireTheJanitor said:
@CFetters_Nacho_Lover your fight all the way to the Supreme Court will benefit literally millions of obese Americans. When people look back at this period in history, you will be fondly remembered as the Harvey Milk of the obesity rights movement. A true crusader.
Congrats again.
I just want you all to know, I did this for the (not so) little people. -
ISWYDTGrundleStiltzkin said:
Makes sense, husky sense.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I’ve been crying tears of joy all day after hearing this news from my fellow customers of size.FireTheJanitor said:
@CFetters_Nacho_Lover your fight all the way to the Supreme Court will benefit literally millions of obese Americans. When people look back at this period in history, you will be fondly remembered as the Harvey Milk of the obesity rights movement. A true crusader.
Congrats again.
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Here's a clever trap for him
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That’s a customer of girth.TheHB said:I thought “customer of size” was just a phrase horny flight attendants used.
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Which one of those chicks is in the Giardiance TV commercial?FireTheJanitor said:
@CFetters_Nacho_Lover your fight all the way to the Supreme Court will benefit literally millions of obese Americans. When people look back at this period in history, you will be fondly remembered as the Harvey Milk of the obesity rights movement. A true crusader.
Congrats again.
I'm not saying I want her flight to tip sideways due to her weight and fall to the ground, because that wouldn't have any certainty of killing those commercials. Plus it would be wrong. -
I thought those gals were Vogue cover modelschuck said:
Which one of those chicks is in the Giardiance TV commercial?FireTheJanitor said:
@CFetters_Nacho_Lover your fight all the way to the Supreme Court will benefit literally millions of obese Americans. When people look back at this period in history, you will be fondly remembered as the Harvey Milk of the obesity rights movement. A true crusader.
Congrats again.
I'm not saying I want her flight to tip sideways due to her weight and fall to the ground, because that wouldn't have any certainty of killing those commercials. Plus it would be wrong. -
No. They don't have dicksRaceBannon said:
I thought those gals were Vogue cover modelschuck said:
Which one of those chicks is in the Giardiance TV commercial?FireTheJanitor said:
@CFetters_Nacho_Lover your fight all the way to the Supreme Court will benefit literally millions of obese Americans. When people look back at this period in history, you will be fondly remembered as the Harvey Milk of the obesity rights movement. A true crusader.
Congrats again.
I'm not saying I want her flight to tip sideways due to her weight and fall to the ground, because that wouldn't have any certainty of killing those commercials. Plus it would be wrong.
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Fat fucks.
TOF is happy though; guess who were flying with to TexASS??
